Why is it that the sound of a human snoring in the same room is akin to aural waterboarding but when a dug does it, it's kinda cute, soothing and relaxing?

I know the big two, and even Hearts v Rangers, are playing the morra but it's still pretty pish that BBC1 Scotland schedules #motd before #sportscene

I know we're supposed to say "anything that gets kids reading is a good thing" but I actually think it's bad when kids books are all called like Grannie Fartypants Goes To Poo School by bestselling author Nigel Tellyfamous

If you're wondering how in the name of God the previously-solid Crystal Palace managed to concede four goals to Leeds United, it's because Marc Guehi is the latest addition to my #fpl side. #motd

Loved him in Titanic

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

Peter Martin tweeting that Nancy's disastrous tenure may have run its course: x.com/PeterMsport/...

UEFA fines Maccabi and bans them from a game Just waiting for Keir Starmer to say it's antisemitic For Shamaba Mahmood to join him And for Lisa Nandy to lie about it in parliament Shame on all three of them for conflating public safety with antisemitism

The team whose honour Britain’s largest political parties and newspapers just spent weeks screaming abuse at *the police* to protect, just while we’re talking about our politics as maybe the world’s most insulting, disastrous and idiotic.

A prickly, diffident fud as well, in person. Poor interpersonal skills. Who in the name of fuck spoke to this guy for 5 minutes and thought he was made of the right stuff?

Scales, our new winger, coming on.

Do you remember this? Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.

Oh beautiful bridge on the river Moray! You have fallen down, and I'm sorry to say That our public finances are in such disarray It seems (as of the date I write this rhyme) You will remain down for a very long time

My Boostoo Yook Yarters baseball jacket is one of my most treasured possessions.

From a professional comms perspective, I'd say a good start for Labour combatting far right rhetoric would be to stop repeating it, saying they "understand it" or including its stock tropes in official documents pretty much any time they talk about migration. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.

There’s your unique angle footage of Kasper Schmeichel today #CelticFC

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

MoN/Maloney dragged us back into a title race and would've won that cup and had us top of the league tonight. Allowing the ex-Exeter 'twat in a hat' to bring in a spoofer manager was an act of self harm. Sack both or we're done for, and an embarrassing league position is now a real possibility.

Can't begrudge St Mirren that, by far the better team and deserved winners, but by fuck are we a shambles from top to bottom.

Looking like a collective off-day at this stage. Mistake after mistake.

Another goal conceded from a fucking corner. It's like watching hockey.

Balikwisha on to take the game by the scruff of the neck.

Fuckin' VAR. Boo!

What a goal! Big Kel!

Donavan, one of three half-time subs, at centre-half?! WTAF? Management by "What does this button do?"

Can’t remember a #CelticFC team and performance as poor as that for many years. We look confused, lost and devoid of confidence and quality. What a deep hole this grotesque set of directors and executives has plunged us into.

This is all on the board, the pack of useless bastards. Fucked up the timing and the transition period, threw the new guy into the most difficult week of the season. He'll be lucky to recover from this.

Shambles, don't even have a nailed on penalty taker. Penalty missed.

Engels buys us a penalty.

They’ll hit six or seven at this rate. Completely out our depth. Embarrassing. #celticfc

On the ropes here. Totally ragged. Surrendering possession at every turn.

Would love to know how our stats for conceding from corners compare to other teams. It's like getting a penalty against us.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

You will be visited by three spirits:

(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body

Excited to be helping organise a charity Race Night on Friday 27 March 2026 in the Celtic Sports Bar, Celtic Park. If you’d like to come along, buy a horse, or sponsor a race, just get in touch! mouldy67.com/2025/12/03/t...

I am every bit as worried about this as I am about e.g. the terrifying allegation that the police unlawfully discriminated against fascist football hooligans by banning them from a match, and indeed any other absolutely insane shit that our crackpot MPs keep telling our abysmal media outlets.

#OilsAndFatsInASongOrMovie Dream Blubber

Cheating cunts. Butland wipes out a Killie player clear through on goal. Not even a foul.

Just installed an all-singing all-dancing new telly. Killie v Huns the curtain raiser. If the Huns don't get pumped it's going back to the shop.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.