That Traitors finale though

Just introduced the kid to the Beatles, she was INSTANTLY delighted with Ringo. “Why is Ringo at the back?? He should be at the front because he’s so adorable and cute!”

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

Go home daffodils, you’re drunk

Took this pic on 2nd January. CALM DOWN, SAINSBURYS

#Traitors I am SO suspicious of everyone and paranoid, at this point I’m not even ruling myself out as the traitor

Guys guys I saw a post and thought of a joke, but checked the replies first in case others had already made the joke, and several people had, so I didn’t reply, IT CAN BE DONE

GODFATHER FROM HELL has risen from the grave! Earlier this year, we had to make the difficult decision to stop individual issues of our infernal neo-noir thriller but in 2026, @thevaultcomics.bsky.social will publish the entire story as an OGN with a new cover by @piusbak.bsky.social (1/3)

It happened. It finally happened. One of the old cables I keep in a drawer today turned out to be one we urgently needed for something. TODAY IS MY DAY

Me, when any of you mention your cat without paying the cat tax and showing us a photo:

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Randomly remembering the little kid at a Bluey theatre show a couple of years ago who kept yelling “WHERE’S BLUEY? WHERE’S BLUEY? WHERE’S BLUEY?” until Bluey finally appeared and he happily roared “BLUEYYYYYYY!” I hope wherever he is, he’s living his best life.

Seen a lot of people I like argue with idiots here this morning, so this is a Christmas message imploring you not to do that. The best outcome is that you win an argument with an idiot. That is a waste of time. The other outcomes are worse. Just block them, sing another carol, have a wee sherry 🎅🏻🎄🎁

For your collective delectation this holiday season: Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!) loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...

THE EASTENDERS CHRISTMAS ANNUAL JUST DROPPED:

Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries: why do I only ever have marmalade on toast at hotel buffet breakfasts, even though I love it, but never have it anywhere else?

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

I just can’t believe the news about Rob and Michele Reiner, it’s just too awful and sad. Rob’s work is woven throughout my entire life. It’s too big a loss.

Loved him in Titanic

CAN YOU SOLVE THE MURDER… AGAIN?? The news is out, announced in today's Publisher's Lunch email:

Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair, is this anything

You know I have a new book out, but know what I also have? A book SALE! All my Virtue #ShifterRomance box sets are $2.99 for 3 days only! #paranormalromance #kindlesale #booksky OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS: books2read.com/owl-zc&store=amazon Virtue Shifters box sets: www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0F3...

I'm relaunching Dominion of the Fallen in the US with @awfulagent.bsky.social Magnificent covers by @fringe-element.net Deliciously gothic atmosphere, queer characters from across the world, and high intrigue--in a Paris wrecked by magical cataclysms March 10th, 2026! awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-h...

Your regular reminder: m.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5...

SHAME on everyone who has pushed and paid for this. You are not feminists. You are not allies. You KNOWINGLY work with ultra-conservative and far right organisations. SHAME on you. Also, your daughters think you’re shitheads.

Great article about the book club marketing scam...forewarned is forearmed! #marketingscam #writingcommunity #authors #fiction #author #writing #amwriting #amediting #LateNightWrite #writer #booksky #writerslife #indieauthor #shortstory writersweekly.com/ask-the-exp...

Why hasn’t Dua Lipa released a custom craft ale called Dual IPA? Leaving money on the table, mate.

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

Blocking everyone who posts those idiotic fake movie “facts” like “this movie scene was completely improvised! ActorName just did this random thing and everyone went with it!” Some things are always ad libbed, but not EVERY bloody scene, gah. THIS IS MY HILL

Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun. youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...

semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK Look LOOK AT THEM

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I have seen the Alexander Skarsgård biker movie. I will need some time.

Can’t cope with those “casual cooking” style videos where they’re slapping ingredients around to show how cool they are, YOU ARE SPILLING IT AND MAKING A MESS

Important: Jonathan Bailey is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story today.

I guess the only way to protect cis women is… to make sure they get harassed as well as everyone else?? Real “only way to save the village was to destroy it” vibes. I already know two cis women who have been harassed in toilets for being tall (and way more trans women and men who get this daily).

Thinking of Charlie today on this Trans Day of Remembrance. For him, and for so many others, friends, strangers, people I’ll never meet, I’m with you all.

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Today we remember and grieve all those we have lost. But we also commit – collectively – to fighting for those of us who are left. There will be hope as long as we continue to stand together. https://goodlaw.social/n1jn

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Since 31st October 2024, at least 340 trans people have lost their lives to anti-trans violence, or suicide. Transphobia kills. Please be an ally every day. tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from...

All respectable nicknames

This is bonkers, at a certain point nobody will be allowed to use any toilets at all, it’s completely unworkable.

The NAP COMIX Kickstarter closes TOMORROW so if you've been thinking about pre-ordering my new book please do it soon! It includes the 1st year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content. Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks Thank you! (& please share!)

Excuse me what

It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.

Let’s make this a sold out show ASAP, not just for funding but because you all have excellent taste in comedy stylings:

Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.

Showed my 7 year old the trailer to Monster Squad and now she won’t stop shouting “NARDS”, is my parenting (a) excellent or (b) really excellent

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