Stephen King buffing up to get revenge on the van that ran him over.

Quote of the year from my writer's group: 'Liam, I think you need to include the shart.'

Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.

On the Woke Transit System your ticket won't be valid until you recognise the environmental impact caused by cutting down trees to make the paper for it. #WokeTransitSystem

I literally only learned about this guy yesterday.

You're eating Pizza? From Italy, the home of fascism??

Making things feels so good man. Even little things, trivial things. If you make something it makes you better. Always has been true and always will be.

Fun fact: The two leads of Homeland were named after the actors they were written for. "Claire" for Claire Danes was changed to "Carrie" in the script once she was cast. Adrian "Brody" turned down the male lead, and it was given to Damian Lewis, so the name didn't have to change.

Person 1: "Do you want to do A or B?" Person 2: "Hows about A?" Person 1: "I think we should do B" JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN. Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.

Latest addition to the Trainwreckords collection. One of my favourite videos in the series.

Remember people, don't tell anyone who you voted for! Otherwise it won't come true!

3 new scalps for the #Trainwreckords collection. Was expecting Ringo the 4th to be a lot harder to find.

Could he get in trouble for transporting a firework over the border?

I didn’t know this was a thing you could do til I heard some fella on the Luas ordering a spice bag with 'no spice, no veg.' That's chicken and chips.

Someone on the local free cycle advertised a free bag of cat food by putting it in a crate and it's hilarious.

I will become proficient at Microsoft Excel if you give me the job

Star Trek TNG would have been a hell of a lot better if Jordi had spoken with a Geordie accent.

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

This scared the bejaysus out of me on my way into Lidl yesterday. It will be used in a screenplay.

This is the level of creativity you're getting with me. ##cobrakai ##colloidalsilver #thomasiangriffith

Obligatory #TOTP

We call bricklayers 'brickies' and carpenters 'chippies' but why don't we call plumbers 'plummies' or painters 'painties?' I reckon we should do it for all trades - call architects 'archies' doctors 'doccies' and solicitors 'solickies.' It'll catch on. You watch.

Free cycle requests don't get much more ominous than this.

Has anyone out there done a podcast going in-depth about the works of Michael Mann? If they haven't, they should. And it should be called MANNHUNTER.

The second I saw the car and the look of pain on McGregor's face I thought of this.

Added 3 more big scalps to my Trainwreckords collection. I like to call them "Nightmare Blunt Rotation."

AI scammers on YouTube falling ass backwards into satire. I'll allow it.

"Why am I being ejected from this flight? If you have a better way to carry tiramisu than in a tiramisuitcase, I'd like to hear it!"

Not even kidding. I would do this up SO nice you couldn't believe.

Just give me the Sam Mendes Beatles-style A-TEAM origin quadrilogy, I'm begging you.

Things I liked about WWE CLASH IN PARIS: Seth Rollins telling CM Punk 'I hate your stupid family!' That is all. (The show was otherwise unremarkable, bar maybe the Donnybrook match).

Jefferson Starship Troopers

I'm not asking for much, just a Steven Seagal biopic starring Rob McElhenney and written by me. I think I deserve it.

Watching THE NAKED GUN (2025) is like swimming in sewage. I love it.

Happy cows

Spider-Man (2002)

The Mootrix

Again. Did anyone ask Boyne if he didn't actually just get killed while playing Majora's Mask?

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"

Guess you could say nobody’s...BOYNE into the award this year

ha ha ha you can't fool me with good news, I Know Better

Saw a woman on the train with a tattoo in the middle of her back that said "Written & Directed by JOHN HUGHES" What filmmaker would you be willing to give credit to on your body?

Terence Stamp letting god know he's headed for the afterlife. RIP. youtu.be/D9UzH7Odt20?...

Saw this sculpture today. It's near a bank in Berlin. Title and artist at the end.

The thing that came to my mind is, if it takes all of them to make the bare minimumhow did those lads hold a conversation? Must've been complete bores all on their own. Especially Cellini since he'd need to clone himself or something.

I think this might be the the perfect encapsulation of modern fandom I ever read.

Like something from a Japanese horror film, the legendary and genuinely creepy Fifth Housemate lurked in the background of every episode of series one of THE YOUNG ONES (1982). I've watched the series countless times since I was 12 and only became aware of this about 7 or 8 years ago!

On tonight's COLUMBOLLOCK:

A family member is a recipient of this funding and it has allowed him to produce so much great work without having to live on his friends' sofas anymore. It allowed him to marry and rent a home with his partner finally. Artists all deserve that much.