Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

oh that's a relief! i thought that everyone that has to pay for gas would be worried, but i'm very glad to hear that donald trump has no concerns over obscene prices that are hard to pay for

It will be illegal to use or produce in the United States because of “national security concerns” or some other such nonsense

Looked up this writers previous columns and was not disappointed

Vought needs to be in the first rank of the dock at The Tribunal, along with Elon Musk

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

no journalists were present. feel bad for the waiters

sick of reading bad news

If you willingly go to party with Nazis, you probably won’t get the pity you feel you deserve. That’s just science..

Helping raise money for those affected by the WHCD siege

People are not shaken, they’re disappointed he didn’t get got

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

genuinely insane that trump started a war for absolutely no reason and gave iran all the leverage. absolute american failure, probably the biggest in american history

BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans: In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Our entire government is so embarrassing. We live in a loser country

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

I'm very surprised the government's argument in the birthright citizenship case is longer than 14 words.

That’s one hell of a cover…..

ICE is the gestapo

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

“I’m seriously gonna kill you”

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

AH

fell for it again award

the democratic party establishment loses to right over and over, zohran mamdani is the most popular democrat in the country, the only thing less popular than chuck schumer is the democratic party brand itself. when is enough enough for these people

Joe Rogan thinks that Mamdani is a psychopath but the 10 guys that he knows that is in the Epstein files are normal

The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

A young impressionable 82 year old, unused to slick big city words

theo von will be like i hate what this administration is doing with ICE and their cover up of the epstein files and then chat it up with someone who bragged about flying on the lolita express multiple times

So glad our culture and news media spent decades responding to people like this with "what would make you say that," and "let's debate this respectfully," and "why do these ideas resonate with people," and "let's hear him out," and "wow so provocative," instead of "man, shut the fuck up."

Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Check Matty boy's hard drives

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

Bezos has the resources to make WaPo into the BEST sports outlet and BEST science outlet and BEST place to get trusted news without feeling any sort of negative financial impact but is happy to turn it into Quillette because he’s lost whatever creative spark he had and turned into a vapid dullard