Look at this absolute queen

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything

9 straight runs to start the drive, then this

Is there anything better than Brandon Montour's smile? Kraken tie it 1-1.

I would say things are going to feel different at the Browns office with the DePodesta departure but that man has been calling into zoom for a decade now

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

lmao

Just in from the ICE facility in Portland

Never a doubt in the Browns

Sue Bird doing her best imitation of her statue (AP/Lindsey Wasson)

Couldn’t get the W but it was great to see the Seattle Storm last night!

Which Shedeur Sanders jersey are we all buying?

touching grass isn’t enough i need to touch foreheads with a cat

Shedeur Sanders with his 2nd TD pass

I will stop and watch the mini horse playing the keyboard to kids waking up from anesthesia every single time I see it

One of the greatest advancements of a product in the last 15 years has to be taking the Nerds rope, cutting it up, putting it in a bag and calling it Nerds clusters

Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died... Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but I guess it got deleted..." #ESPYs

Confirming Mt. Rainier is out and looking beautiful this afternoon!

WHY ARE NHL TEAMS SO INTERESTED IN HELPING VEGAS EVERY YEAR?!?!?!?!

i know he's just finding excuses to be racist but it's still funny to be like this when we live in the country of the chili cheese fry, the walking taco, the fried oreo, the loaded potato skin, etc. there's nothing more american than lighting up a big messy pile of starchy goop with your hands

NEW YORK (AP) — WNBA to expand to Cleveland, Detroit and Philadelphia over next 5 years, giving league 18 teams.

9 years later, and that epic Cavs championship run still gives us chills. 2016 will always belong to Cleveland. 🏆 Picture: AP

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We're capturing children off the street at gunpoint to get one last ride of garish nostalgia for an America that never was. A future dramatically better is available at the end of this, and the choice will be stark for anyone with a brain, but we've gotta be loud and uncompromising in the meantime.

Executive order making it illegal to comment on the attendance at the birthday parade

Checking in with the crew at the top of the Space Needle! 🤳

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

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Just think about the MAGA cyber trucks owners really going through it rn lol

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Myles Garrett did nothing wrong

Gonna be hard to change politics in this country until both the media and ordinary people accept how openly contemptuous conservatives are towards any actual issue with relevance in their lives

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend, @beforrelle.bsky.social !!

I need sleeping pod investments at airports

🎵the dumbest people in the woooorrrrrrrllllld🎵

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

It’s time for the Cavs to #letemknow

Not sure how many examples we need of standing up to them not just being the right thing to do, but also the best outcome

Dear god let this man cook.