Elon has all that money and still can’t get people to like him That’s so crazy

Bro Twitter sucks now man Ads are just weird and the quality of the content is down. Y’all might be on to something over here

Babe stop it just looked like I did a Roman Salute, I didn’t actually mean to do that it just looks like I did

Yo I just started watching Chainsaw Man What is wrong with y’all?

Hey y’all

Cyberpunk Edgerunners is pretty great btw

Women really cooked when they started telling Men “Hey you need a list when you go to the grocery store or else you’re gonna forget things” *I went to the grocery store without a list and forgot things

is nothing sacred anymore

I’m obviously late but I get the hype behind Cyberpunk Edgerunners so far. Really cool show

Hornets really said

Big things are happening in Texas mega churches

Wacced out murals is probably one of my favorite Kendrick songs ever. I can’t stop listening to it

I want to fight Myron Gaines Also Good Morning

Houston wins the AFC South because every other team self destructed before they got the chance to

If the pick had been anybody besides Travis Hunter, people would have looked back in 20 years and had no idea why he didn't win.

As he should’ve

It’s funny to me that this phrase got famous in the middle of the 2010’s and now in 2024 we’re discussing how people lost money due to a crypto currency scam, marketed by a girl who became famous because she explained how she gave oral sex on camera

Fred Clause is my vote for most underrated Christmas movie of all time

Praying for bro

Billie Eilish’s NPR Tiny Desk premieres tomorrow at 12 pm EST:

Target really whooping Walmart in every category They’ve stepped up the produce section since I last went there. And the customer experience is much better as always

We’ll always have the “third in WAR behind Ohtani and Judge” season from Giminez

How do we get Belichick to the Buckeyes

Bro the Mets just paid someone 3/4 of a Billion dollars and the Guardians are SWEATING over renting out a convention center for a weekend It’s like we’re playing two different sports

Italia!

Don't forget Austin Hooper, John Johnson III, Juan Thornhill, Troy Hill, and Ethan Pocic It's almost like AB has a pretty bad track record of evaluating talent!!

People try to fix their Spotify wrappers so that they look cooler? Y’all are such cowards man

How do the Browns so consistently pay someone, just for said player to IMMEDIATELY fall off and become unplayable? I know Deshaun is the obvious one but now Dustin Hopkins too????

Good Morning!!!

Disgusting

That Juan Soto contract sounds made up. If I would’ve heard about it three years ago I wouldn’t have believed it

Browns having Kadarius Toney return Punts and Jameis Winston throw passes is the football equivalent of playing Russian Roulette

Kirk's being held in an Imperial Starship.

In WHAT quarter Danny??????

you gotta guard Evan Mobley at the 3pt line now, Cavs gone be a problem for a while

4️⃣’s up

Big Ohio U fan today

Chalamet has been BRIEFED

Conference Championship Weekend

Need to bring back the word “Hag”

The kids are learning something.

Stunning development here

Down for Donovan watching the rest of this game… just to be safe 🙂

🚨NEW Q N COLB WITH @acosta32jp.bsky.social 🚨 🏈 The Jameis Winston experience is the most entertaining in sports and we gotta talk about it! 🏈 It sounds like Deshaun Watson is finally done in Cleveland. 🏈 It’s time for OSU to fire Ryan Day. 📺: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ics...

Bro how did Ohio State lose to that Michigan team? How??????

#Cavs wing Dean Wade is here getting shots up after shootaround. Good sign for his availability tonight against the Wizards. He’s listed as questionable.

Those two doing a stadium tour is CRAZY btw

A higher power is giving me signs to go back to Toronto next summer