Pearl Jamb

Bismuth Zeppelin

Crosby Stills Nash and Adolescent

We can stop with the ai-generated pop hype songs at meetings

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suck it OPEC

say what you will about AI but Microsoft put a "tell me what I need to do with this email" button right on my email toolbar and I am in my inbox like

But they were all of them deceived, for another Non Blonde was made.

I would like to upgrade my gravy boat to a gravy warship.

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

Someone please tell Pete it’s not fair to keep making so much sense and making the idiots look bad

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons! BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way? BUTTIGIEG: That worked KERNEN: That didn't work! BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

cat scans have gotten too expensive theonion.com/hospital-dec...

Morons Are Governing America

Alien archeologists digging through our remains will search in vain for a mythical city built entirely of rock n' roll.

Oh no 😱🤣

I stumbled upon these today and thought of your post Every sign is based on an experience…and raises questions we may not want the answer to

Man I loved this show

I understand why people feel icky about it, but having been through it personally, colonoscopy is freaking awesome: it's diagnostic, therapeutic, and lifesaving, all while you take a nap prevention is the best medicine if you're 45 or over, do the prep and get scoped

people are freaking out like gas wasn't $4.10 a gallon in the summer of 2008

my wife brought home a new diffuser and I asked her “what scents does that make?”

Breast cancer screenings can flag the risk of heart disease, a new study found. Mammograms reveal calcium deposits, which cause blood vessels to stiffen. The study shows how AI turns this “incidental finding” into a warning system for cardiac diseases.

A cobb salad with dressing on the side is the ikea furniture of restaurant orders

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Probably seems like a weird thing to say, but Go Blue

what’s that now 👀

That’s right

Might be “time” for a GoFundMe to get Dr Antle a computer to look at those brain MRIs

Oklahomans have the opportunity to do the most epic thing

ich bin ein New Englander

this was fun to read but Maureen Dowd could never be this Gen X

i have friends everywhere: authors.elsevier.com/a/1mfc81Hx52...

click link for how it started / how it’s going

ofc the dog is cute, but if I'm cross-country skiing and a dog that looks like a wolf and is named Nazgûl comes sprinting up behind me, my life is flashing before my eyes

Weirdly, I think I would be LESS irritated with our 2FA system if it made me enter a code every day when I logged in rather than the current settings where I'm only asked to authenticate once every three weeks when my phone is in the other room.

I don’t know who needs to explain it to me but what is a “panican”?

ow

Omg Hillbilly Vanilli 🤣

Margot Rubio:

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our lab, theory and practice are combined, Nothing works and no one know why #Thoughtoftheday #Fridaythought

they’re attacking me again

what happened with the groundhog

Crime headline of the day.

was that “fine” as in china, or “fine” as in you asked your spouse to do something and that’s what they said?

George W Bush - who created DHS and ICE - is very quiet huh

yeah we ain’t ready

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.