Another Maly Christmas Tip™️: if you’re icing your sugar cookies, do it on the backs- they’re perfectly flat and you don’t get as much running or dripping

I’m bored to tears. I’m dying to get back in the gym. Walking isn’t enough.

I did a shadowbox pet portrait for my friend and I am SO proud with how it came out. Was lacking some supplies but overall very happy with the end project. Especially considering I really just don’t art anymore. The biggest problem is trying to get a nice picture of it.

I miss Ripley. She’s been my shadow for 14 years. Every day I look for or reach for her and she’s not there it hurts fresh all over again. Sitting alone in my room during medical leave without her, has been harder than I could have ever anticipated. I want to go cry to my Dad and fresh wound again

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

My friend: Scarecrow Fiyero can still get it. Me: Ok Pearl.

Elphaba doing a kick flip on her broom 30secs in is cinema 💜

Sci-fi horror comedy movie where the slasher killer is actually a time traveler trying to prevent the most heinous people from becoming the next Hitler.

In less than a week I’ll be having my breast reduction surgery. I am so excited. A lot of things are really bad in my life rn so it’s nice to have something to look forward to. Also my friend is competing in a pretty big power lifter meet in Austin this weekend and I’m so proud and excited for her.

🌐 #art

Like, please, someone come get this boy because I can’t have any more cats and my house is always full of fosters but I want to STEAL HIM 😂 His tail is a mile long and he makes all the muffins!! (Snoodle is available for adoption at Super Furiends in Suisun City, CA!)

Squatting to Hot Goblin is peak girlhood 🥰

Surgery is approaching, and my therapist asked how I who was going to help take care of me? Told him just me, always just me & “I will drag myself out of my coffin to dig my own grave.” Also discussed Dad’s passing, Ripley’s impending death, the bullet that went through my door, crying everyday.

I could never be the killer in a Scream movie. Make a phone call? Ew no thank you.

Testing... Testing....

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 I still love this to absolute pieces💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

My dad passed last Wednesday. I am kind of a fucking mess. Watching him deteriorate from the cancer was heart wrenching.

My dad is doing to gone any minute. Ripley is going to be gone any day. I’m not doing great rn.

I love that every time I go into the gym,!people are always excited to see me. If I’m not there they text me. My one trainer is like my little brother and my other is now probably one of my closest friends. I absolutely hit the jackpot with my little community.💜🥹💜

Also last night I accidentally hit one of my joke fitness goals. To throw a man. He was being annoying so I threatened to throw him out of his own gym. Yeah. I’m kind of proud of easily princess carrying a grown ass man out of a building.

'She got away, she got away...' Link: www.tumblr.com/bluewlf/7934...

Working out at the gym for 4 hours. Easy. Fun. Loved every second of it. Food after? Absolutely not. The hardest thing I could ever do. Please don’t make me. I don’t even want to eat. I’m not at all implying I’m currently in a disordered eating pattern. I don’t understand why I’m not hungry

My Subaru turned off at a light again. Holy shit this car is a fucking lemon. Do not EVER buy a modern Subaru they are absolute fucking garbage.

I just think women can run the world better from a bar bathroom than men have in the history of the world. 🤷‍♀️

Artillery beetle

Weird how this *remains relevant*

The difference between cats and dogs is, having a dog is like having a toddler you have to rearrange your life around. Having a cat is like living with your queer, autistic, best friend/roommate.

Guess who is getting a breast reduction? ☺️

I'm here at Rose City Comic con in Portland! Booth 1738 by the writer's block! (Opposite side from artist alley) The Layout this year means people haven't been finding my booth. Please tell folk who might like cats, mermaids, or other goodies to look for the Purrmaids booth 🥰

Hey! Did you know it's the best day of the year? International Vulture Day is here!! It's a day to celebrate, share & support vultures, the most endangered (and misunderstood) family of birds in the world. Take a moment to share a vulture with someone just how cool and important they are! #ivad2025

I hope the Eagles win the Superbowl so they can turn down seeing Trump again.

I also would like to see a Sabrina Carpenter/Chappell Roan collab, that is Jennifer’s Body themed. They’re killing boys. Please 🙏 I beg.

I would love to hear NIN cover Disease by Lady Gaga 🙏

Had a consultation with breast reduction DR, said I’m a good candidate for it (as in insurance might cover). DR submitted pictures/notes to the insurance, takes 2-3 weeks to hear back from them. Op usually books 4 months out. Recovery takes 2-3 weeks, and 6-8weeks until I can lift again.

Yesterday I dropped $6k at the emergency on my cat Ripley. She’s been hospitalized for 24-48hrs and they’re not sure what’s going on with her and my mental state is in a blender.

I kind of went bananas mode yesterday 😬

I don't know who emotionally needs this right now, but here's a bunch of big creature animatronics from the late '90s

morning mood

The cute trainer that I have a tiny crush on said I was strong as shit and my teeth are dazzling. They weren’t flirting but it still did wonders for my confidence. 💪😚

It's dangerous to go alone.

I was watching a show and the subtitles lined up on stairs in the most satisfying way I almost cried.

Does anyone else refer to their health problems as stacking debuffs, or is that just a me thing?

Every so often my brain likes to remind me of the time I sealed my Geo Prism car keys behind a client’s insulation and dry wall. On the day I drove my boss in. Had to have my parents bring me the spare. One day they’ll do another renovation and wonder whose fucking keys they are.

stealing this so we can share it here!

Went to a Halsey show last night. Phenomenal. If you’re a fan she puts on an amazing show, and if you have the chance to see her snatch that shit UP.

There are ZERO riots. I am in downtown Los Angeles. There are live feeds of everything that was here and what went down in Paramount. Dudes on mini bikes making noise and people holding Fuck Ice signs etc. But no violence from protesters. None. Cannot say the same about the opposition.

The spin has already started as if our entire city is in chaos. I went from Burbank all the way over to Koreatown on surface streets tonight and jackshit was happening. The CNN coverage makes it look like world war 3 and that’s what Trump wants so he and his fucking goons can come shoot Angelenos.