I got my new bookshelves put together, they’re 8 feet long and I love them so much

Street festival pierogis, why have you betrayed me

Infantino ruined the World Cup by his humiliating bullshit like the peace prize, catering to Trump, when lots of conservatives performatively hate soccer as “too foreign” anyway.

My first upside down cake! I tried to put the rhubarb in a cool pattern, just don’t look too closely

Me: oh no, I left the book I’m reading in my bedroom, I don’t feel like getting up My living room, being oh so helpful:

I have just enough rhubarb that all the pretty slices can go to the cake and all the still-green bits are going into a strawberry rhubarb curd later

Dismantled my entire living room because they were supposed to come assemble this today. Now they aren’t coming until Wednesday

this is art

Adhd win of the day: actually made the banana bread from the bananas I left to go bad on my counter for bread

Things you love to see

You fucked up a perfectly good shoulder seam, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety

happy friday, ADHD havers

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about buying a house, solely so I can put built-in bookshelves in a room. But all of that is wildly outside my financial situation. So instead I just impulsively bought two massive bookshelves to go along one wall. Basically the same thing.

Tell me your fifth-favorite podcast with a long backlist, I need something good but not too good

Oh no, I got an audiobook for background noise at work, but it’s too good, now I have to find something else I can space in and out of

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

I’m watching the new Couple’s Therapy season, and for one couple the guy is way way too traumatized to be on here. These are not couple fight sessions.

What the hell www.injusticewatch.org/criminal-cou...

All referees should refuse to officiate at the World Cup until he's reinstated.

absolutely incredible levels by u.s. immigration to unite the world in sympathy for *a referee*

So I got overwhelmed today and missed that Someone You Can Build A Nest In is a Kindle Daily Deal! 2.99 for all the queer monster romance your eyeballs can carry! The deal is still live! For ten hours, I think!

screworm outbreak is another good opportunity to remind americans that government is what protects us from things like this and not the magical free market. want safe food? government, bitch.

I went back for them and it was my best choice

You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?

Both french fries and wavy potato chips: made of potatoes ✅ Fried, probably ✅ Lots of salt ✅ So why can fries be dipped in ketchup, but the chips cannot? Plain Ruffles with ketchup has been my guilty pleasure snack since childhood

I specifically requested no more metaphors

Someone please tell me not to go back to the vintage store and get the 75 dollar Lady Godiva glass bookends.

I wanted to go to a couple shops today, but the bus wasn’t running, so I ended up walking between them and stopping at 3 extra places. A lovely day, but maybe not for my budget

Why is having tiny, difficult veins so embarrassing. It took them 4 tries to get my iv in today 🙃

academics have provisionally christened her "feral brontë". details are currently sketchy but here is what we know (all this is upcoming in the tls later this year btw):

Remember when celebrities in ads was an occasional, mostly Super Bowl thing? Now they’re all ads all the time. Something something recession indicator?

a reminder that the USPS has new rules that make it very important to not put your mail ballot in a normal mailbox in the final days: boltsmag.org/usps-postmar...

Air conditioning is unapologetically a good thing because it helps people not die. And one good thing about air conditioning is that it largely needs to run during the day when solar power is at its maximum: it can and should align with clean energy goals.

Getting iron infusions for the first time. A, it is very weird to just get black liquid in your veins, it looked like something out of Venom. B, why does my blood feel airy now?

New Jersey State Police arrested 46 people last night within a half mile of the barricades outside Delaney after kettling them.

Plant people: I got this lavender planter. Is it better on my north-facing, kind of shady balcony? Or inside in my south facing window that gets brighter sun, but maybe not as consistently as it would outside?

“and more” is Rebecca! I’m very here for this series

Having a desperate cleaning day today, so I missed parade coverage. I expect lots of pictures from my timeline later.

Oh no, I channeled my Arsenal sad into finally getting into Pokopia. That game is going to be a *problem* Just the right amount of little tasks that never end, it’s basically an adhd dopamine trap

Stayed unbeaten though, didn’t we?

It's been one hell of a season. Defeats in two finals, more stress than any human ought to have to put up with, but we're Premier League Champions and we'll be back to try and do it all over again next seaon.

Reaching not just the final, but the very last kick, is something special. I love this team even when they ruin my life, and remember when that was way more often and way worse?

echoing everyone: i love this team, i'm proud of this team, what a season

I cannot watch the aftermath, I am too sad

Oh that one hurts.

RAYA!!!!!