Sometimes, those people doubting the women getting diagnosed with ADHD as adults get to me. Am I subconsciously faking it? Then I live for weeks in squalor, until the day before an international trip, where the urgency flips whatever dopamine switch and makes me the most focused I’ve ever been.

Pokemon Gogh

Voted early, didn’t get a sticker 😫

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

The best part of this nonsense is my Instagram algorithm being full of videos of ballet and opera people dunking on this clown.

Why yes, instacart, I would

‘Happy’ International Women’s Day, I guess. Most women I speak to these days are filled with rage, and for good reason. There’s still so much to do, I want better for women and girls 🔥

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

no matter how hard smart romance people try to steer an interview, most WILL inevitably end up dead-ending behind a grimy bar with, "who can say why they choose to be so frivolous"

I’m watching the Netflix Seven Dials series, and it’s not necessarily good, but I actually kind of like some of the changes from the book so far?

we blew up a bunch of children and civilian infrastructure why aren’t you guys excited about it we thought that would make you happy

Spent Thursday in the ER and the days since recovering from what is apparently a gallbladder attack. A week before my trip to London. Please send good vibes and also your favorite no-fat pescatarian foods.

I don’t need a Switch 2 so I can play Pokopia, right? I don’t even like Pokemon, I just love a cozy decorating game

With the Timmy Chalamet comments about the ballet and opera, a good reminder that Greta Gerwig clocked him perfectly for his role in Lady Bird.

My super MAGA uncle recommended Breaking Bad to me, so I’ve never been able to watch it or any spinoffs.

Respect to Mansfield btw. Played more courageously than most teams in the PL do against us. They didn't show up to sit back and defend, they came to play.

right as many americans are figuring out what they owe in taxes for last year. feels like an effective opposition party could do something with that!

We need to talk about Ruben Ray Martinez as much as we have and do talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

Eze must have decided he’s playing Tottenham

Oh, Arsenal

Does the Arsenal app not have the audio coverage for games anymore? It’s so impossible to navigate

I want Northanger Abbey from like half a dozen directors. Where would Tim Burton, Baz Luhrmann, Guillermo del Toro, or Greta Gerwig take it? It’s so bizarre and so fucking funny

on the one hand, I don’t need to be drunk like this on a wednesday. on the other hand, today was my third day in a row working 11+ hours, i deserve it

5 but in black (which I thought was 3, because I didn’t notice it was a Sharpie, yuck).

I spent a summer as the tour guide at the squirrel cage jail. (It was a jail for humans, not squirrels. Jesse James was never held there.)

remember burrito taxi discourse? does it make me better or worse to include a margarita with my burrito taxi?

7 points clear. Let's fucking go.

And I will be at the next Premier League game! I’ve been a fan for 15 years and this will be my first in-person game. I’m very excited, even if they are bad for my health and sanity.

ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL holy fuck I’m not surviving this season

I’ve got the liveblog up to spoil me about what happens because Peacock is behind and because this game may give me a stroke

If Welbeck loses us this game I swear to god

Like when Stoke fans used to boo Aaron Ramsey because a Stoke player broke his leg

Oh thank fuck Mosquera’s off, that was risky

Why no changes? What is Arteta thinking?

Why is Peacock showing old Newcastle?

I really need Arsenal to pull it together. Why are they so unpleasant to watch when we’re one ahead

The feed going down is Fabian Hurzeler's fault. The Brighton manager has taught me that I can simply say things and make accusations without any regard for the truth.

Is it a technical issue or is it war? Who knows

I know that Arsenal players need to chill out with the anxiety, but I also need them to have a little less chill after we’re only one goal ahead, please

This would be adorable from @poorlydrawnarsenal.com

Saka!!! ❤️❤️❤️

300 appearances for Saka 100 appearances for Raya

Y'all, get ready for shenanigans and confusion in November, because voter suppression is coming hard for middle-class white folks. I'm Williamson County, I left to vote at 2pm and didn't get home till 7:15pm. This county is more diverse than when I moved here 20 years ago, but still very white. 1/9

This is a very good review!

I want to laugh so bad, what is the equivalent of knock on wood or salt over the shoulder for jinxing a sports team?

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

And the study on dating coming from BYU should make it instantly suspect, because BYU’s dating experience is truly insane (Mormons gotta get married asap)

Declan Rice done it to them again 😭

Working late, so treated myself to not just delivery, but the best kind of meal: oops! all appetizers