Watch Lucy Dacus perform at Zohran Mamdani's inauguration

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

sure, buddy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

Switch photo sharing doesn’t work anymore? My phone browsers think it’s an attack. So you get bad pictures of my tv, because drunk Animal Crossing is how I ring in the new year

Happy New Year, 2025 can go straight to hell

What the hell money laundering blackmail scheme is Royal Kingdom that it gets such famous people in the ads. Ted Danson?

NYE Twilight Zone marathon is the best part of this holiday

Eh, I can’t even care about that

RAYA I LOVE YOU, YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD

Put Martinelli on, we have never been closer to a Gabi Gabi Gabi hat trick

FUCK YEAH JESUS

Lmao, suck it

The ref has to be true shit to have me cheering on VAR

Boooooooooo

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!! we’re just ignoring the first half

It’s probably the hideous pictures he takes with trophies, but I just hate Emi’s face on some visceral level

ZUBI!!!!!!!!!

GABI!!!!!!!

Can you Ollie Not-kins 🫠

This ref is pissing me off. Someone needs to give him a wedgie.

I love you Saliba, please never get hurt again

No. NO.

I wasn’t going to do resolutions this year, because we’re all still waiting for the circumstances to take their turn to improve. But I have somehow only been to 9 of these. Obviously hitting all 30 is my 2026 goal. www.timeout.com/chicago/shop...

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Hello. It’s me again. Please take a look. Bebo got boosted by Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and Rachel Maddow. Head to Chicagoshovels.org and let’s make this happen.

Did you get something really *nice* for Christmas? Are you saving it? STOP Eat it. Slather yourself in it. Spray it on a random wfh Tuesday. Use it next time you have a meal. Make up an occasion and use it. Whatever it is don't hoard it until it's near its use by date or too precious.

I just discovered that there’s a restaurant called Funeral Potatoes in my own city, operating out of a bar, and I’ve never been. I’m a bad exMormon.

Has anyone done the longform investigation into why the hug emoji looks like a projector because I really feel like that would be a fascinating series of interviews.

This song has been stuck in my head for days, please send help youtu.be/jVjgY427qW8?...

I got a text with just my work email address, from somebody I know but who would have no reason to know my work email. No follow up or explanation. Is this the start of a scam, or am I already in it?

I’m on a completely full plane, but the rest of my row is empty? Cross your fingers for me 🤞🤞

You just gotta love Arshavin. ❤️

The family is watching football, and the commentator said that one team “knots the game at 7 apiece.” And like, sure, that’s technically a synonym for ties? But … please don’t.

Made friendship bracelets with my nieces, a very good Christmas activity

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

PHEW jesus tapdancing christ

That would have been amazing

gabi-gabi-gabi hat trick dream is ON 😍

RAYA I LOVE YOU, YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD

Aw, I love Welbeck still

Noooooo

Did Van Hecke get lost on the way to his MMA match? Why was he hanging on like that??

Declan! Kinda!

That should be a fucking red.

How did we not score there

Odegaard!!!!!

We just can't have nice things. We could have a squad list the size of Law and Order's cast on IMDB and everyone would get injured.