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"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Just reminding everyone that Rachel is a zionist/Israel sympathizer as well as a scammer, so even if she's posting a roster up, I wouldn't recommend associating with her.

"Avoiding politics" during the normalization of fascism is to side with fascism.

it is incredible how black ppl are still punished for other ppl being racist

You would think the obvious solution to "the volunteer-powered project we all train our AI models on for free isn't adequately twisting reality to our political views" would be "... and so we stopped training on it" and not "... and so we will force the volunteers to bend to our will"

my coworker put a piece of wood on my desk because he was building something and thought it would be funny for me to come back to at lunch. So I grabbed a couple of markers and drew Plank from Ed, Edd, n Eddie. Now our office has a new mascot

NEWSFLASH: ALL THE MOST POWERFUL MEN ON THE PLANET ARE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. I don’t even need the files to tell me that. All I have to do is look at how people are acting.

I wonder if there's even a way to save the Internet from botfarms.

BE NOT AFRAID

The boycott works. Continue the boycott.

The people who don't believe that black people are of equal worth and are deserving of civil rights ARE NAZIS. Buddy, we're not out here disagreeing over whether or not to put a stoplight up by Main Street. Those are full-fledged fascists!

Or is he just trying to set up an autist registry for his eugenics project? Vile, dangerous man. If you're autistic, DO NOT give this man your name. For any reason.

people like her need to be committed to an asylum

*spit take*

Last day of the work week. I need a spirit bomb energy drink or something

Like, everyone told Kamala to fuck off. She fucked off. And now people are mad at her for obeying the will of the people who let the president win.

To crib on a Hellsing Abridged joke again- "We recognise Palestine's right to exist." "Hooray, it's a Labour government!" "But we don't recognise the same for trans people." "...Oh no, it's a Labour government "

Well, glad I didn't actually go through with the Danny Phantom tattoo design I was gonna commission from him

The sheer amount of CK stans that popped up since he was popped should prove to everyone that she never had a chance. Ever.

POV you just mentioned Kamen Rider

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Disney+ is raising its prices again next month • $19 with no ads • The fifth increase since launch • More than double what it cost 6 years ago

oh fuck guys be carefull it was a TYPO the RAPTORS ARE VERY REAL

Was really counting on The Rapture to happen today so I could get out of jury duty.

Some dude messaged me at work. His name looks familiar, but I have no idea who he is. No chat history (gets deleted after some months) or recent emails. Him: Good morning to you. 🙂 me: Good Morning. Him: Jusst checking in. Me: 👍 I can see why he didn't leave a lasting impression before.

NOT THE TRUMPET 🤣🤣🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM8ThFhR/

I agree. Shadow has never had a single flaw 😂

Yeah, I find these kinds of things extremely weird. My life isn’t “news”; literally all I wanted to do was say I love my wife.

curious of if he gets his show back with strings attached or not

a cat was around while I was taking out the trash. I didn't interact b/c I didn't want it to follow me. 10 minutes later, I thought it went away. opened the door and it was right there. Scared me so bad I closed the door instantly 😅 the cat distribution system will not claim me this day

GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

pretty much the same. I'm just not as anxious when looking at bluesky

For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.

yesterday I did a finger gun at work and hit my glasses while going "pew pew". coworkers laughed a good 5 minutes because I can't handle the recoil on my own hand 😂

Bruh

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There was a chonky black widow trying to make a web at my door step when I got home. I really carefully opened the door and stepped over it so it would not run. Came back outside and closed the door before absolutely drowning it in Raid. Absolutely not today! ☠️

...why did the Card Captor's theme song pop into my head? I haven't seen or thought about that anime since...probably high school

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power. This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

When asked for comment, White House Spokesman Lionel Hutz said, "Oh, they got this all screwed up." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

huh. No one in my office has heard the term "home training" before. Is that just a southern thing?

I knew it was only a matter of time before they put ads on these things. next up is a subscription service for previously free features

Wait. They buried the real lede here. Samsung has a "screens everywhere" initiative. . . They're tryna turn the inside of your home into Times Sq 😂