God, this sucks. Bring back 2K5.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if tens of goons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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I don’t even know where we go from here on Brian Kelly. I’m not mad at losing to Vandy. They just outplayed LSU. He’s got a huge buyout, and I’m not going to moan over 9 and 10 win seasons. We are spoiled, but it just seems like Kelly can’t get us over the hump. I wouldn’t even know who would.

Congrats Vandy. They played their heart out.

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Ken really wants that cheeseburger.

Thinking about the condiment sow again.

How do you not know that potato chips are made from potatoes? 42%?????

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

@techconnectify.bsky.social Just saw your latest video and the comments underneath. Did you accidentally buy bootlegs?

WTF? Is this a po-boy for ants?

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST WIN, SAINTS

I will take a win any way I can. #WHODAT #Saints

Spin Grupe spin! #SAINTS

Buddy, what you do to your peaches is your business

This is EXACTLY why I don't want to upload my ID to any online service.

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Gov. Jeff Landry and Gayle Benson said they have agreed to a new long-term lease that will keep the Saints playing at the Caesars Superdome for at least another decade,

So what he’s saying is that he’s completely incompetent and incapable of governing his own state so he wants Orange Daddy to send troops. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Looks like Barney has finally had enough of Florida's bullshit.

Brian Kelly is Peach Echo.

Did I miss a war in Portland?????

They've lost the 9yos

Want to know what you'll be doing for the next four years? Here's your #SEC schedule for 2026-2029. #ALABAMA #ARKANSAS #AUBURN #FLORIDA #GEORGIA #KENTUCKY #LSU #OLEMISS #MISSISSIPPISTATE #MISSOURI #OKLAHOMA #SOUTHCAROLINA #TENNESSEE #TEXAS #TEXASA&M #VANDERBILT i.imgur.com/4HIXlv2.gif

Why is ABC capitulating to this????

wow

I know the Saints lost. I know the Saints are 0-2. I still believe. #SAINTS #WHODAT

I'll take the LSU W, just practice that offense. The Defense saved our butt today. #GEAUXTIGERS #FIVEINTS

Make a band singular: Hootie

That's my new name for you @braksgirl.bsky.social

Sorry Austin.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Saints about to stay in New Orleans until climate change catches up.

I feel like my whole life has been living a lie. www.thewrap.com/mona-lisa-vi...

Those #Saints uniforms are ugly. Yuck.

ESPN is about to drive me insane playing this same stupid Goodyear commercial EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK.

I wanted to prank Shaun so I said “There’s a full moon outside!” from the other room, I turned around with my ass out to see if he had walked in the room yet and he had shuffled in backwards with his trousers down as well without even seeing me, so we were just mooning each other in silence.

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

It’s always a great day when Alabama loses and LSU wins.

Cute little Death Valley you’ve got there, Clemson. It’s adorable. #LSU #TIGeRS

Let’s see the refs try to take that one away

Brian Kelly is Candlelight Peach

The only College GameDay host who picked Florida State? That would be Lee Corso, the former FSU player. "Florida State is my school, how would I pick against them? Florida State upsets Alabama."

Congratulations on #Alabama hitting their Les Miles years. #GEAUX #LSU #TIGERS