Let's do!

I see what you're doing here and I love it

Someone let Patel know, there's nothing he can do that will get those guys from high school to suddenly think he's one of them, and remind him growing the fuck up is still an option.

Attention seeking men with a million excuses and who think being sHoCkInG is a personality will never make anything better. I promise you this.

If you're cold, Cathy's cold. LET HER IN.

Today's Auto-Giggle

With gigantic speculum that's been stored in a freezer overnight

In medias res. Not a big action set piece - people misunderstand what "stakes" means. You have to care about the main character first, so maybe start with a relatable bit of personal tension.

Sure. Yes. But also a talented Black actor won an Oscar for his incredible work in a groundbreaking work and that accomplishment has fuck-all to do with some white guy running his mouth.

This is some impressive shit

This teemothaaaay ballet thing is so overblown. I didn't even know about it until tonight, so I looked it up, found more of the context, and folks? He's right. A nosebleed ticket to see the Yankees: $96.05 A nosebleed for the Met Opera: $35

Jesus on easter monday

The Oscar for sound will not be going to whichever soporific person is running the board for this telecast

NYT: Paula Doress-Worters, an Author of ‘Our Bodies, Ourselves,’ Dies at 87 By Penelope Green She wrote about postpartum depression when it was an unmentionable like abortion or birth control, and her research on her own suffering helped countless women. Gift link!

Amy Madigan getting an Academy Award is like me getting approved for a credit card. Apparently that shit really does go away after a few years.

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

Neat

Another month and while I’m slowly digging my way out of a financial hole, I still need a little help to cover the rest of my rent, electricity, and health insurance. I don’t know what I would have done without the help I’ve already gotten 💖 ko-fi.com/A356F63/goal...

Too soon

Oh no I published something daffy and people pointed out the fact that what I published was indeed daffy and clearly it's the publisher that's the problem none of their consumers are smart enough to get me

Use our action center to tell Congress to speak out against ICE's detention of Nashville journalist Estefany Rodríguez and any effort to deport her.

The Oscars in solitary confinement: "The Alabama Solution" might win an Academy Award this weekend. Meanwhile, its incarcerated filmmakers are in lockdown because there’s no legal protections for imprisoned whistleblowers. FPF’s Seth Stern, Corinne Shanahan and Jeremy Busby explain:

I’m bored with morally grey. Give me morally chartreuse.

Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?

This is exactly how a shark looked at me as I followed it while snorkeling in the Keys. "Uh, sharks can't turn their heads like that, Loo." Oh yes they fucking can.

Listen, everyone farts.

Braille edition of The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Italian-born Mexican surrealist artist, illustrator, and designer Pedro Friedeberg January 11, 1936 – March 5, 2026 #RIP

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Leg Day with Active Diarrhea

Did you say The Coup? Why yes, I do! youtu.be/T-vSb0mQhWU?...

If our data is so valuable to you, PAY US FOR IT.

I cancelled a membership thing recently. I got a response saying they would cancel it after I gave them my valuable feedback. I replied “the hell you will” hyperlinked to my state’s attorney general website. You know we are in the end stages of late capitalism because money is no longer enough.

Today's delight: wantmymtv.vercel.app - 27,000 music videos to stream

This is my shit right here.

#reflections #dogphotography #streetphotography #borderterrier #dogsofsky #urbanphotography #mirror #photographersofsky #northlondon

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

Be sure to carry the caskets at a level high enough to cover JD's boner

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. ASCII porn in IRC Channels. I watched hamsters dancing to looping MIDI after eons loading on 14.4k modems. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

It's this.

Only if they retcon that it was Mal who died, not Wash, Zoe's the captain, and she follows through on that keel-hauling Jayne bit.

He may be clean, but the behavior is not.

NEW: ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who declined to identify former clients.

So he's not only a drunk, he's a drunk that learned to speak by watching nothing but The Fuck Yeah War Channel oops I mean The History Channel.

Tannille is just amazing but that Captain can kick rocks

I like Florence but I rage against the Machine

Save the Bees, kill the Gees

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.