this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

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I just thought everyone should see this

you've chosen MIDDLE II difficulty. - enemy damage is REDUCED to 90% - health potions spawn SELDOM - mana potions spawn CONSTANTLY - gym fees are MANUALLY cancellable - you CANNOT get pregnant - ULTRA GREG will not spawn until dusk

Speaking as someone who's worked with Capcom, stays in touch with its people, and has, shall we say, professional room to maneuver, I'll just say that contrary to what the technical director in the IGN article asserts, I know for a *fact* many Capcom employees are VEHEMENTLY against this direction.

it be out of touch thursday landlubbers

If I'm going to be a old, crazy, screaming millennial than at the very least my goal is to not be like "The kids do not appreciate Jurassic Park and Final Fantasy III(6)" enough, and instead just be like LIVE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS, LIVE D:<

Finally found it, the gender fluid

When Ubisoft dies a horrible death, which seems imminent based on their financials, it's going to at least be very funny that a big Chinese conglomerate will own the rights to "Tom Clancy's"

Girls are always saying things like this

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This is a professional office where professional adults can be trusted with the whiteboard

yes

Not liking country music sounds a lot like not liking Dolly Parton and that sounds a lot like an impossibility.

If you make a mod and then use ai art for your splash art, instead of following the time honoured tradition of stealing art from magic cards, I automatically know your mod is dogshit

I don't watch northernlion but in pretty much every clip I've ever seen of him he displays massive contempt for his audience and for that I respect him

The fighting game dark ages were real and I say this as a Gear player lol. Like yeah it mostly effected capcom directly, but there were such big knock-on effects to the communities around it. You went from 'SF machine in every 7-11' to nothing, to SF4 coming out and now half your homies have a stick

Yeah, This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

Not a fan of this "anxiety" thing. Really wish it would die down and feel like I was getting better at it....

Miriam #BloodstainedRotN

Learning what a grungler is 💙

NO

I did the thing. Took longer than I’d like, and looks barebones. But I’m still happy with how it turned out! The crisis of a mid life. #art #quest64 #meme

I'm not about to say bsky is good by any means but "wah, my lazy engagement bait posts don't get engagement on bluesky" is the most ringing endorsement of any social media i've seen since cohost died.

The Thing (1982)

I’ve posted this a million times, too many people forgot what social media was like before the algorithm spoon fed you you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy

idk man just post. the numbers are all lies except for the one on patreon that says you get paid this much this month

I decided to remaster this one and I made it just in time!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT'SWHATWE'VEBEENWAITINGFOR!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I would love to be skilled enough at animation to capture that SFM TF2 vibe. That stuttery snap action posing. Uhg. I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVN...

You know what platform can get CRAZY numbers??? Tumblr! Posts can go CRAZY HIGH and LAST FOR FUCKING EVER and no one really cares because it's impossible to turn any of that into any kind of meaningful engagement.

pigeon

whoever has said blighttown was bad will soon feel ashamed of your words & deeds because it took me 10 seconds to make it completely unplayable

Debating between the best "humans are the real monsters" speech; it's either the *I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream* video game's true ending youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8Mq... or the induction of humanity into the monster club in *Monster Mash* www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS8s...

stop being silly in front of me #art

We put a lot of subtle messages in Demonschool, see if you can spot them

If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status. Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487

“Hey brain I need some sleep” “Okay but what if you dreamt someone dear to you died and you just found out about the news?” Guess I’m awake now

anyone with even a teeny tiny amount of critical thinking skills knows that once you start censoring things that you find iCkY in fiction, real people in the queer community and predominantly female communities start getting hurt. people in power will never care if you are a "good" gay.

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