My dog is so fucking pretty and hot

55 degrees and a light rain is the perfect weather. on nights like this i miss the PNW

walking into work still smelling like sex >>>

i don't bite (apologizing tone)

there's nothing in the rules says a dog can't be coooool

To claim, to cherish, to protect and mend. To exalt in the trust granted if only for a fleeting moment.

Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos. You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.

here u go💜

two things I think I'm finished with in 2026 are bras and deodorant

a girl at work has started casually calling me "love" and every single time its a physical struggle to not melt into a puddle on the floor

im gonna b so goddamn thicc and cuddly one day jus you wait

ngl, seeing sports gambling offered in form of futures contracts alongside equities in my investment app certainly wasn’t on my bingo card, but it probably should have been.

god i love being a woman 🥰

got thoroughly giftmogged this Christmas, I need to up my game bigly before Valentine's Day

boofing prog is a fun game bc i have to time it when i dont expect to poop for the next few hours and with my IBS ass thats a exciting challenge every day

gender-affirming cookie monster pajama pants

Share Food Be Kind Do Drugs Kiss Girls

Merry Christmas Eve to everybody on the skyline, I love you all 🥰

today my kid told me "mom theres three requirements to be your friend, you have to be 1. gay, 2. autistic, and 3. a huge sluuut" and damn hes got me pegged lol

competitive game where we and my girlfriend threaten each other with knives, called baeblades

christmas elf blood rave from blade

everyone older than me is a boomer, everyone younger than me is gen alpha

hey i saw u across the app n really like ur postes

sitting very still bc theres a dog lying on you and it juuuuust fell asleep >>

I think if you’re a top you should get a government stipend to keep an anxious socially awkward art bottom in a dog cage at home so they can focus on producing the most beautiful degenerate pornography the mind can imagine

Rocko's Modern Basilisk

YES!!

im ontologically silly

Republicans are so cooked

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a dream so beautiful i cry not for the beauty, but because its only a dream

Me: I wish my dog could speak Genie: granted Me: okay little buddy, you have two wishes, what do you want? Dog: white woman and a hamburger

Baby Yaga

too many stressful things to do at the same time so you know what that means: not doing any of it while being extremely aware of all of them all the time! (please someone free me from the burden of needing to have thoughts or a brain in general, horny and non horny routes considered)

Honestly this is why I keep saying trans women need to become friends with more cis women. Women are generally very aware of their gender as performance and my cis friends have helped me enormously in that regard.

4:20am blaze it

pretty cool that i can make my nipples erect by just thinking about them

disappointed to discover im not my own type 😔

There should be more plants we can fuck

i had the thought "if i live long enough to get dementia i'll be totally insufferable to my caregivers" but then i remembered im trans, theres no fuckin way i'll survive to old age lol

a side-shave haircut is calling to me

me and who & who

captivating cuddles

it feels like the most ridiculous thing in the world to say but i’ve basically been waiting my whole life to feel comfortable puttering around doing laundry & cleaning in the middle of the night in just cute underwear & a big sweatshirt & this is the excruciatingly mundane shit i fought for.

solstice train

Once I tried frying my eggs in spicy chili crisp oil and now I cannot stop frying my eggs in spicy chili crisp oil

i should try this next time i have a bad day

puppy bathroom lovers