here we are again chat 🙃

updated my bio ✨️

entire sleeve of saltines my beloved

awake at 3am: the piper story

just had a guy in a pickup roadrage out on me for trying to merge in front of him, he rammed into the back of my car and then followed me off the freeway and down a bunch of streets for before i finally lost him

leona got me a print from @bedupolker.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 it's perfect i can't wait to frame it!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

rice + egg + laoganma = happy piper tummy

good morning bsky ❤️

chilling on the couch petting my dog (sexual) and my cat (regular)

#bakedrhymes I am no Hopeless romantic Pining for what cannot be My romance is joyful A delirious madness Free from the burdens Of expectation There is no Love Quite like That, Which is freely given No delight Like the gift Of charming One another I am no hopeless romantic I simply, love loving

im a bi lesbian which means im only into guys i think i could take in a fight

wash my vibrator?? but that'd ruin the patina!

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

lying in bed watching the boyfie play videogames im in heaven 🫠💖💕

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pussy from a boy who is trans

literally me damn 😭

cultural divide between ppl who write "transsexual" vs "transexual"

As well as #StValentine's connection with romantic love, he is also said to be patron saint of beekeepers, charged with protecting beehives and ensuring the sweetness of honey... #Honey being a synonym for a beloved... Happy Valentine's Day ♡ #folklore #legend #love #bees

*grabs u by ur cheeks* i know it's scary outside of the trench but right now big sis needs you to affix your bayonet and charge, puppy

all girls want one thing and it's to be held and loved til they fall asleep,,

just had sex ama

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

my politics

thighs. share if you agree

I will never not defend the amazon skirt, blåhaj, striped tight high aesthetic if for no other reason than the fact that we have a demographic have so little culture, even though it, like all culture, can sometimes be cringe. But to be cringe is to be free, they are the freest of us all

"With a pussy that wet this bitch surely can't be guilty of any crimes." *I am pardoned*

slept thru the superbowl, i can tell it was a shit game bc nobody is posting about it lol

PiperSpunk 2077

Important to always remember that any man who is transphobic is also a misogynist & still wouldnt respect u if u were cis

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

If jesus were alive today he'd be pregnant

butlerian jihad tonight queen?

Butlerian jihad when

Girl who woke up halfway through the night and is now looking at her phone instead of sleeping

where’s bottom ramen at?

waking up in bed between your two partners and jerking off quietly so as not to disturb them

this is my politics

they will fail though because they are stupid! they are old and stupid men who overestimate their power & underestimate the population. they have been comfortable for far too long. but they cannot hide, or live forever

Broke: "Professor X is MLK and Magneto is Malcom X." Woke: "This comparison is nonsensical, and is also based on sanded-down, US government-approved versions of radical people it assassinated." Bespoke: "X-Men should have a Fred Hampton."

people are like "more cis guys should turn into trans girls" and i agree but crucially i think "more cis girls should turn into trans girls" is also true and real in a sense

being trans is a real bitch sometimes 😮‍💨

welp this was nice while it lasted. back to the horror now

Me when I experience consequences for my legally inadvisable statements on Bluesky dot gov

brrr theres frost on the inside of my windows

microwaves should beep exactly 3 times no more no less