my unemployment is delayed and we might not get it at all we are so fucked 🥲

why did you transition, wrong answers only

First date where we sword fight on a bridge over a waterfall

injecting E and T simultaneously feels so powerful

if u don't fuckin love Tim Curry then I just don't know what the fuck to tell u. I would die a thousand deaths for this man

just injected our first dose of T 😇

Deep Space 6-7

its 4:20am blaze it

welp. here we are

the thing about being plural is it feels like youre making it up

its 3am time to ponder the deep questions like "are we hungry or just bored"

find people who love you for the very things that you were shamed into suppressing

Klingon trans girl: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO CRY

this is fucked

Calico Dragon

me

“Oil, oil, oil” Bitch you’d better start thinking about fresh water scarcity real quick.

💘 a building AC system is a type of girl

truly nothing better than to be stoned as fuck kissing yr wifehusband and feeling more like a girl than you’ve ever felt

its mysterious

we should get on t

One of the major issues with society is that I'm not being kissed rn

there is a global psyop that has taken root in the heart of culture that somehow has convinced many that mouth stuff and penetration is inherently better than hand stuff. im the last japanese soldier still fighting ww2 except my own personal ww2 is that hand stuff is actually the best if done right

stinger!!

:3

Ladies & Gentlethems,, it's done! our divorce is final and we're legally back on the market 🥳

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

damn i need some CNC (cuddles n ckisses)

whats a good cigarette brand for girls who dont like smoking cigarettes

e pluribus Piper

posting on bsky is the modern version of Telling the Bees

this is today at 9am and we're really nervous to be in court around cops etc but also eager to have this done with 😮‍💨

Slow dancing at the end of the world

quick hypothetical-- what if a girl owed the govt, say, $2400 in taxes. but didnt have $2400 or even $24 to her name. what would happen to that person if she just.. didnt pay? hypothetically of course

good morning queers of all stripes

loneliness is a universal experience and it paradoxically connects us all. if ur stuck, you must do what you can to get unstuck, even if it's impossible or insane or u can't see how things are gonna go. uncertainty is better than stagnation. i love you. i love you. i love you.

wjats your taco bell order? grilled stiffed burrito if we're extra hungry, if we're not then cheesy gordita crunch or double decker taco (old heads remember this one and you can still order it off menu)

i'm lactose intolerant in a "fuck it we ball" kind of way

who up thinking abt bottom surgery

hm one of the scariest parts of transition is when you start to let yourself believe in the things you'd already decided we're never possible for you because you're trans

great work everyone keep it up they are pigs and fascists and they should be reminded of it every day forever

went to bed with a massive headache, woke up with only a minor headache thats a W

becoming worse in general 💖

brain and titties both hort

golden hour is extra golden today

Jesus was also kind of weak on crime

Need to rail this dog so hard the neighbors come to check if everything's alright just so I can answer the door half dressed and drenched in sweat to say "oh I'm so sorry my sister is visiting! We'll try to keep it down!"

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