i can tell i did my shot yesterday bc tonight i saw a girl so pretty i cried

if trump can have a 3rd term then Mamdani can become president despite being born overseas. nothing matters, fuck the constitution

if i think of my body as a mech then transitioning was like going from joystick-and-button controls, to total neural integration. my body is ME now, in a way it never felt like before

"you're a doomer" No, I've read the books and I know how this ends. Being very objective about the reality we face isn't being doomer. It's being terribly realistic in a world that tends to repeat the same mistakes ad nauseam.

drag king named Electric Bill

>most people are not queer women the root cause of so many problems 😔

if you have to ask yourself "does this count as group sex" the answer is almost certainly yes

im technically an Xennial but i feel more like a Zillennial

storytime! i got on the elevator just now with a het couple and their dog, i asked to pet it and the girl says "go ahead, if he'll let you..."

this post is about a war criminal So Problematic!!

whats it called when youve basically broken up but they cant move out yet for logistical reasons so youre still living and sleeping together

okay Be Honest

the sex was great, 6/9 stars

a wet dream is just God jacking you off

sometimes an account follows me with a “totally cishet male” sort of name and bio and i’m like “okay girlypop, see you in a year when those pronouns change.”

Pirate ideology always feels so trans and lesbian. Carving out a space for the people you care about in the face of oppressive authority, taking from those with wealth to feed and entertain your foubd family. Dying to protect your freedom instead of giving in to fit into the heirarchy.

⚠️ BREAKING: if I smile at people, they usually smile back and it feels really nice 👀

a magical girl transformation could fix me

watching Twin Peaks for the first time and i really like how every single character is autistic as hell

i miss non-widemouth soda cans

statistically speaking, you are most likely not the first trans woman in your lineage. sit with that for a moment.

my love language is seeing you happy

no app but if youre local to KC i am available to help with giving injections for those who cant do it themselves. DM me!

need cuddles to live

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

"Pétroleuse" would be a beautiful name for a girl

new pfp finally!

I know I yell about this all the time but it's so important that he specifically says the word "trans" instead of sort of hiding behind euphemistic "love is love" "be who you are" language the way so many other Democrats consistently do

damn!! so many banger lines in Mamdani's victory speech tonite

That he won while completely rejecting the narrative that you can only win by ditching trans people is making me feel SO MANY THINGS

i love zoomer women

thats my fuckin mayor baby he has been behind the trans community the whole fucking way never let it be said that trans rights loses elections

just put 200mg prog in my butt who wants me

hummus my beloved

🌸 presentation post 🌸 I'm Chloé, 2D/concept artist in the video games industry & comic artist ✨ I draw lots of women - most of them sapphic -, I love lineart & vibrant colors, & I'll sometimes be annoying about playing Go

yersinia pestis would be a beautiful name for a girl

chat what does it mean when you try to break up with your partner and they say "no" and "you'll need a restraining order" and "I'm going to make the next 6 months a living hell for you"

i think a 10-15 year age gap is ideal, any more it gets inconvenient, any less its no longer hot

*cocks gun* looks like there's no more time to fix your heart

cuddles from a sphinxgirl who is thinking about eating you

moving while sick blows, do not recommend

moving apartments makes me want to die and idk why

She/They-Hulk

listening to a comedy podcast in my earbuds and cracking tf up at work 💀

fuck it im joining the Redcoats and relitigating 1776

she drinks a monster drink, she drinks a c4 drink

love-drunk

It’s so annoying to just… wait

i thought the DST time change happened at midnight but apparently its at 2am? which is exactly when my shift starts lol