If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Messy sketch of @fladarne.bsky.social and I based on a irl event. We went to a bar together with a friend. While our friend was away we drunk made out with people around us :)

I'm a tgirl goat 🏳️‍⚧️🐐 Bah! Be proud of who you are, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. uwu

when are lotion makers gonna start sponsoring porn?! like imagine it "this handjob is brought to you by aveeno"

will you comply with the sign?

she battle on my golf til I orbital laser on on her big rock

🌶️Spicy Alt #furry / #furryart / #oc / #nsfw

wow, there it is! straight from the mouth of the guy whose whole legacy is defined by lying under oath about sex crimes,

Resident Evil franchise cancelled as the Evil Resident is unable to keep up with skyrocketing rent and thus became unhoused :(

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

They call me Alton Brown the way I'm cooking and I'm a lil lovable weirdo.

the gen 3 starters are still the best because a) they represent a wide range of stances (bipedal animal, bipedal humanoid, quadruped) and b) none of them are mammals

Pombon my beloved

Had a irl friend say that I'm the busiest motherfucker ever and like... no I'm not, I just make shit up for myself to do like scheduling games and movies. Feels bad, not sure how I should proceed

Judy & Nick trying out couple's therapy...

anyone else think it's weird that numbers have a number form (1,2) and a spelled form (one, two) but letters don't??? like how do you spell W. how do you spell X. fucked up

Commission complete for @cant77.bsky.social Striped Hyena Maid! Ready to assist!

FIREFOX USERS put this in your browser URL about:preferences#ai And TURN THIS SHIT OFF It turns off ANY slop BS that Firefox has. I'd rather it not have it period but they just did more than google by letting you turn it off

#deer 🦌

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

the fuck did I do

Penis, Jesus love you take me, penis love you

Im so fucking cringe and I love it

the centrism is stupid but the vent-ability, if you will, is based. Fuck you, kiss me

I'm pretty drunk/high, tell me things youve wanted to say this week

I bought a box of franzia and took a hit, this was decision

What’s this?! 💖💦

making a goth puppygirl posting account called eternal barkness

Anybody got any good audio books about gender or anticapitalism? I finished Enshittification and I need things that tickle my brain in that kinda way but also queerness seems line it should have incredible literature on it

How's this pickup line work? They keep saying trans fats are bad for you, but I think I'd be real good for you 👉👈

Thinking about a penis overhaul, a real sentence I'm typing

I come back to MW2 for 2 days and I already get shadow banned from mass reporting. Worst system for reporting

deer thoughts 💭

gamin' [2022]

<3 ✨ you heart me ✨ typing out my fantasy ✨ meet me here on IRC ✨ lolol ✨

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haha game night!!

rip Otto. I'm Otto's Big Adventure's biggest Stan

Fan art for my favorite cat moth ^-^ @robinsashiko.bsky.social

I wish for every employee forced to use ai bullshit a very im so sorry

People told me that I was stirring up something that wasn’t gonna happen. That I was an alarmist. Even had journalist tell me that there was no indication that EVO and Saudi would ever get in bed together. I got death threats, doxxed, had YouTube videos made of me and it’s part of why I moved here

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Wow Signal

ohgg

weirdo ...