either they give me $16m for the tacos or i'm declining altogether.

The hospital has started calling me asking when I’m going to come get my dead cat. I need the money ASAP

My buddy @ashtonlouis.bsky.social has just released his magnum opus after 3 years of development! Go check it out! www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mod...

i didn't watch the big speech so you didn't have to either.

seconded bananas, and let's not get on that banana blight thing. i submit grapefruit. bad taste *and* it fucks with meds.

Pascal does good work, treats people well, and has some clout in the NV modding community. if you wanna get into VA, hit him up. if you don't, you can scroll past, i suppose, but you'll probably be blown away by the end product.

There are generally accepted to be 6 stages in human history, based on the material that is most fundamental to the economy: Stone Age Bronze Age Iron Age Industrial Age Information Age Like and Subscribe Age (the final stage of human development).

#dbd seriously, the catch-up mechanic in 2v8 doesn't do shit to slow down gens. getting all gens completed before killers reach 9 hooks is ridiculous. inb4 skill issue.

It's not enough to tell people to be "outraged." What precisely is it that you want them to DO? This is where so much falls apart and where a number of people fall short. Part of it is that people do not actually know what they want people to do; the other part is that it's DIFFICULT to organize ppl

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

I'm sorry to keep spamming your feed to death about these auditions, but FYI: I have moved the deadline forward to next Saturday, the 21st of February, on account of the high volume of submissions. Roles will remain open till then though, so do keep the lines coming!

oh good, a 2v8 quest that only survivors can complete.

one of the worst things in the US behind a lot of our systemic issues in maintaining a good civilization is our inclusion of the Freedom to Fail as one of our core, but often unspoken, tenets. people should be able to fail, but we allow failures and consequences of such on basic fucking needs

Do you have a microphone & are looking for something to do this weekend? Why not submit an audition for 'Westside Story: a New Vegas Noir', the hottest detective-themed Fallout quest mod to come out this year?* *Possibly also the only one, haven't checked #vo #voiceacting #vo #voiceover #indiedev

sharing this as if it just happened (this story is from eight years ago) really hides the important reminder that DHS was broken way before the current administration.

the epstein files are so massive and confusing that conspiracy tiktok's managed to fold pizzagate and adrenachrome into them and now blueanon are unironically posting memes that include them.

Ladies and gentlemen, the first casting call for my Fallout: New Vegas quest mod is live, featuring a wide array of roles waiting to be filled! www.castingcall.club/projects/wes... #vo #va #voiceover #voiceacting #fallout #indiedev #modding #gamewriting #falloutnewvegas #gamedev

Isn't "kid rock" the new name for epstein island?

Yes, this is a serious post, but it does immediately conjure images of a lot of you buying your cats flowers for valentine's day...

I HAVE MADE A SHORT FREE POST OFF THE TOP OF MY ANXIETY AND NOW I'VE ALREADY TAKEN MY SLEEP MEDS SO BY THE TIME I WAKE UP AT LEAST 2 OF YOU SHOULD BE SUBSCRIBED AND I CAN BUY AN EXTRA SODA THIS MONTH

i've been saying this for like decades at this point, but... if it is a requirement to have photo id to vote, then that id needs to be provided for free on registration. otherwise it's a poll tax.

wonder how many people are just starting to realize that the whole infrastructure of what we consider to be the justice system is only actually used against the poor, now that there's so much evidence that an entire strata of our society were deeply involved in the most heinous crimes for years.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

this is going to get people mad, but i think cops should have to wear masks. n95s and shit during airborn disease seasons, in fact. to protect the public from any shit they're breathing out at us. but i also believe that they should be abolished and dismantled, so there's that.

An early heads-up: either this month or in March I am going to launch the first of at least three public casting calls to see about getting my upcoming Fallout: New Vegas quest mod's dialogue voiced, so keep an eye out for that if you have an interest in voice acting!

sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.

ok, i'm tired of all the fellow white dudes getting angry because non-white folks are getting cast in major roles. i demand a wheelchair-bound black woman as paul bunyun now, i want her to meet pecos bill as played by a trans asian woman, and i want them to fight until they make out from it.

New Free Patreon post. Where I take a break from the world and just talk about fucking around with music. www.patreon.com/posts/2-1-26...

Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.

I can't believe Elon Musk called me a groomer and made me lose my job, all the while he'd begged Epstein to let him rape children.

Roses is delightful and i've been following her off and on for... fuck... 15 years or so? goddamnit, i'm nearly in my late 40s. but yeah, her content's fucking delightful.

this one's wordy and thinky, sorry

Woe, NCRCF remake upon ye New mod release! www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mod...

you know how in New Vegas, the AMR is a PGM Hecate II because they didn't want to see another goddamned Barrett? i feel we need to do that for pistols now, because i'm tired of seeing Baretta 92s and 1911s.

Hey, if you play #Minecraft there is a modder who could use some help. She's had some health issues and needs some help getting back on her feet. She has made HarvestCraft mods to bring more crops and quality of life things to Minecraft. Here's the link, please at least share: gofund.me/05f9fa8c1

The beta build of Project Winchester has received an update this morning thanks to a random burst of modding motivation. See the changelog for more. mod.pub/fallout3/81/...

The Living Desert v2.7.3 is now available for download on Nexusmods: www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mod... #modding #falloutnewvegas #fnv

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

i mean, i know a lot of people are in Minn and experiencing and recording frightening amounts of state violence. but i live within eyeline and earshot of one of the most important air force bases in the country and the air traffic keeps worrying me too.

Car tire exploded, Im already struggling to afford groceries and meds right now. If you can help Id really appreciate it, Im so sorry to have to ask for help again ko-fi.com/aranock

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

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Imagine strolling on up into the mummy's tomb, thinking you're safe if the mummy wakes up because they're so slow and then...

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him" WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

see, the thing is you can't call DBD a party game because of the existence of solo queue. imagine booting up mario party and then loading into a random group of strangers with no way of communicating with them during the game. you'd become less party and more competitive real quick.

"Bo Burnham has been quiet too long", but in the voice of a volcanist at the beginning of a Roland Emmerich movie.