listen, i'm not saying anything about platner. i said all i think i needed to back when the tat was the big controversy. but i will say that a whole lot of people glazing him for a while spent their time investigating claims rather than crimes.

i am increasingly frustrated with how people help and instruct newbies on games. like, what fucking purpose is there in giving someone with a simple question every possible bit of information all at once.

#DBD i only recently found out that Pentimento doesn't have anything to do with the number 5 or momento, but is actually about painted over earlier versions of paintings. because of an old Night Court episode.

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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

i think my favorite part of this era of @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social is when i share videos from his regular account, i don't explain anything about the eyepatch and let people's minds wander

Basically every major blockbuster alien invasion movie is just “what if aliens did to white people what white people did to everyone else?”

hey, listen. "vote blue no matter who" is the mirror image of how we got trump. there's a shitload of people out there that don't like him, but vote red regardless because they don't want the consequences of a blue state.

imagine getting to end-game content in an MMO and finding out that fully 75% of the players at that level don't actually want to play the game and the other 25% assume you already know how they -- in particular -- play. that game is City of Heroes, and it's fucking miserable at that level for me.

Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.

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An indie developer is working with Jacob Geller to explain the subtleties within their new game’s narrative to media illiterate players. paletteswap.site/dif...

PLEASE HELP FRYLOCK

hey, if you're playing #DBD or watching content about it: please try to remember that even the best people out there can be wrong about how good or bad a killer is based on their PTB play, and we won't actually know how good or bad Jason is until like a month after he hits live.

you know, everyone gives the devil shit for losing a fiddle fight with a hick in georgia, but... bro, he got Johnny to commit the sin of pride in such a huge way that the devil won either way that contest went.

honestly, i think anti-heroes are a lot more compelling when they're in transition from bad guy to good guy.

severe weather hit the tiny town i grew up in and tore the shit up. wasn't a tornado at least. but someone somewhere made a post sending thoughts and prayers to the town which had a pic of storm damage and a water tower backing the message. there's no fucking water tower there.

oh my god there’s video and it’s beautiful

If you're reading this, my cat and I have boarded a one-way flight out of the United States. The Trump administration wrongfully denied my work permit renewal; after months of demanding that they follow the law, we have run out of legal recourse, and I have no choice but to leave the country. (🧵)

i don't have an opinion on the journal or whatever that's putting punishments in place for gen ai usage. ok, i think it's a good thing, but that's as far as my opinion goes. because i don't write papers for journals, i don't know much about the process, and i assume they know what they're doing

Wrote about the apparent end of Neil Gaiman's TV empire, something that I (along with a lot of other people, I'm sure) have a lot of complicated feelings about! consequence.net/2026/05/neil...

Please to help me pay off my sweet dog's surgery bills

belief without evidence no more

more 2v8 dbd bullshit. survivors cleared 7 gens before we got a single hook. in like 3 minutes. then spent the next 5 minutes blinding us. but hey. at least they have fun.

late night music, some Dälek

you know, if the rumor's true that a single blank was included in every firing squad so that all the men could keep a clean conscious, then that means 6 men are pretending to have fired a blank because there's a significant recoil difference due to the lack of a bullet.

another DBD post. i'm obviously getting low-mmr players when they get mad about a tunnel and did literally nothing to prevent it

weird fucking salt i got just now.

I do think in addition to shooting them, John Brown probably did argue with the people he shot.

i'm literally never going to understand how come so many games have fishing minigames in them. they'll have literally no other minigames, but if there's enough water on the map, you can pull up and hit bars to get fish.

one of my party in an online D&D game says i have a very distinct voice and it has me concerned because i don't know what i sound like outside of my head. it's not like i can change it either if i do listen to myself, but i got anxieties.

if i were to design a perk for DBD, it'd just autokill every survivor standing in the gates waiting to show me their crouch button after they very clearly won the match. i don't mind some dunking, but holy shit i do mind my time being wasted by people who would probably bot out if i outplayed them

you know, when libs talk to us about not supporting guys like newsome and platner, i'm reminded of hearing for years about how natives stopped hoping the state would honor treaties or how MLK said white liberals were the biggest enemies of progress. and Fetterman, of course.

House of 1000 Corpses and Grogu

Yeah the rotisserie chicken amendment is neat! Unfortunately it was attached to the Farm Bill which locked in $187 billion in cuts to SNAP. So, yes, now SNAP can be used for rotisserie chickens but more importantly, this bill means red tape, cuts & tons of people losing access to food completely.

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DBD is a weird fucking game where one team, containing 4 people, congratulates themselves for getting lucky on RNG rolls and the other team, containing 1 person, is assumed to be the arbiter of fun for the whole lobby. also, the most toxic community i've ever seen in pvp gaming.

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A deep dive into the swing revival, the biggest hit song in it and the heinously-named band that fit awkwardly in it

hello secret service agents browsing my profile have you read discworld

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at some point, we're going to find out that all three of these guys were time travelers

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I used to hate bugs until one morning, i woke up as one.

to be fair, i am kinda stupid and getting stupider all the time.

hey man, we cool? my bed keeps saying i can't sleep here.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.