I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.

Odegaard’s baby must finally be sleeping through the night cause he’s back.

Arsenal are seven points better off versus the equivalent fixtures from last season. 1 MUN A (+2) 3 LEE H (-) 1 LIV A (-1) 3 NFO H (0) 3 MCI H (-2) 0 NEW A (+3) 0 WHU H (+3) 1 FUL A (+2) #FULARS

Every accusation from these flag shagging nuckledraggers is an admission. Keeping Britain safe by trying assault locals who just want to get some fucking sleep.

The Arsenal subreddit is full of literally the stupidest people on earth. To a person they are the most ill informed, reactionary morons I have ever seen online and some of them post so much that I’m not sure how they get anything else done day to day. Complete cretins.

Those who send shitty messages to players like Noni are cruel and hateful, it is true. But above all, they are fucking losers.

Can’t watch a game with someone called Cascarino playing without recanting the tale of most bonkers recorded reaction to Queen Elizabeth II dying

Fantastic tifo from Bodø/Glimt fans

I’m not into fishing, but I’m reasonably sure that if you’re using your genitalia to do it, you’re doing it wrong

I try not to make this account ‘moaning about twitter’ but indulge me one last time. On the men’s side, the fucking whining about transfers (it’s June 4th!!!) is genuinely unbearable. I try not to judge and gatekeep too much nowadays but…I judge. Honestly I find it to be a sickness and I cba.

Far from a classic, and there's more in-depth analysis to come on the blog and the pod, but for now it's just good win against a team and club as thoroughly unpleasant as Chelsea. A bigger bunch of whining, moaning, snide babies you'll never meet. A collection of weeping pricks. Well done Arsenal.

Game’s not gone

My favourite thing I decided to do on this platform is instantly block anyone who posts anything even remotely annoying or stupid. No benefit of the doubt, just block block block. Lovely stuff.

I struggle to relate with the modern football fan. Everything is so heavily about what rivals say and think. Saw posts declaring hatred for Arteta when Liverpool scored a goal. This unhinged behaviour is across all fanbases now. It’s become more about laughing at them than enjoying your own team

Centrists, liberals, pragmatists, whatever the fuck you call yourselves - I am begging you to learn that far-right ideology comes down from billionaires and oxbridge toffs to the 'ordinary voter'. Not the other way around.

Oliver Cromwell massacred my ancestors but he also opposed the celebration of Christmas and thus could have spared us all the discourse about what is and isn't a Christmas movie, so it's impossible to say if he's good or bad

My brother in Christ, we’ve lost our empathy because the ruling class is starving us and turning us against each other. We need to have solidarity with each other, not with our oppressors.

Rare bit of good news

If only Led by Donkeys could project some pithy phrase on to the side of Parliament, this whole Middle East thing would be over by Sunday.

i wouldn't want jesus to represent me because frankly he didn't do a very good job in his own trial

I have a couple of these, including one in the colours of the Irish flag, and they are beautiful. I highly recommend picking one up, if only to support them.

I can't find the skeet that told me about it but this is the website for the last factory making these iconic scarves in Palestine. They can't ship right now because of the Israeli blockade but you can pre-order for when it's lifted. I ordered one as a concrete gesture of solidarity and hope.

Adults who make hating kids their whole personality are so embarrassing because they didn't even peak in high school, they were mildly unpopular in high school and deserved it, and that's what they're trying to recapture

It’s October. If you listen carefully, you can hear the Butternut Squash awake from hibernation, ready to be hunted and made into soup by Instagram food influencers.

Perfect

Repost this if you're cool. Anyone on Bluesky who doesn't repost this is not cool

Just blocked those accounts pleading with people not to block anyone because it makes them sad. Lovely way to cap off the weekend.

My general opinion is that “good vibes only” is not a great strategy for life but is a perfectly good — possibly optimal — one for social media. If someone makes you furrow your brow a millimeter, go ahead and block, this is just a weird little phone app we’re hanging out on for a minute

You couldn't do 9/11 again these days. Due to all the wokeness

Once I stopped seeking our the bad stuff, it became pretty clear that this place is delightfully weird.

Aaaand I’m here. I swear to god, if this one makes me feel mentally shit I will burn Utica to the ground.