Happy Fuck Off Australia And Your Healthy Outdoor Living Choices to all who celebrate 🎅🏃‍♀️🎄🥳 #melbourne #parkrun #MerryChristmas

Frozen Yog before The Grade Cricketer live pod #Melbourne

When you've been on the bloopers episode before the actual show has even been on

In case anyone outside the UK has enjoyed this extract, I feel duty bound to let you know that Blackwell’s will send you the book with - amazingly - free international shipping: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

Taking off from Heathrow on a flight to Australia for the Ashes in Melbourne with them still alive but landing in Australia with them gone is peak something but I don't know what.🙄 #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket

The final part of the Minder Trilogy - The Return Of The King

Connections Puzzle #919 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,641 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Got to do a round at the work Xmas Quiz tomorrow Was thinking ' Celebrity Couple Bumcrack Ratios ' - here's a taster Q1 John & Yoko 4:1 🤫 Mum's the word, though, if you see any of my work colleagues before tomorrow, eh ? #xmasquiz

Well played Wordle....well played Wordle 1,635 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Morning.

Butt cheek tattoos: PHILC LLINS

👨‍🍳😘👨‍🍳😘

It's all downhill from here.... Wordle 1,633 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Baz McCullum's post match interview #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket

Opening up this morning's Connections

First batch of '25 Flour explosion pre rolling up means had to finish in my pants so that's next year's calendar pic for December sorted. #mincepies #Xmas

Good morning ☀️

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

Up since 4 am for another disappointing performance, but I have done two loads of washing, and THAT'S the real Ashes #Ashes #Ashes2025 #realAshes #cricket

Good morning xx

Fear shades of Ally's Tartan Army Scotland '78 and we've actually gone down under thinking we could win on the back of a false positivity and then went ahead in the first game before being smashed ( hello Peru 1-3) and now we're in the Iran game #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket #Scotland78

If you are outside the UK and happen to enjoy this extract I feel duty bound to inform you that Blackwell’s - amazingly - will send you the book with free (yes, FREE) shipping: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

I should do it at a ridiculous hour all the time, maybe Connections Puzzle #909 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Early bird catches the worm(dle) ⏰️ Wordle 1,631 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

There is nothing to gain for me getting up for this session, it could be the most despondent of the lot , and I had planned a lie in .....and yet here I am , ##Ashes ##Ashes2025 #cricket

I've been up since 4am and have missed all 5 Aussie wickets 🥱🙄🏏 1.wee 2.poo 3.bins 4.despondency stopped watching 5.work call #Ashes ##Ashes2025 #cricket

A truly excellent list, and likely the only top ten where you’ll see Zach Cregger’s WEAPONS nestled right next to Alexandre Koberidze’s DRY LEAF. (The latter very little-seen thus far, so a particularly delightful surprise that its champions came through so strongly.)

Good morning ☀️

Beautiful out there in the shire this morning 🌄

Connections Puzzle #908 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Away Ashes Series life #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket open.spotify.com/track/3PseAA...

Solid at this early hour Wordle 1,630 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This has brightened my day no end

i don’t have a spotify wrapped but i look and feel 86

I cheered at the end

Don’t forget to repost, please loves. Sharing my art means a wider audience for illustration work.

i have just learned that "rotisserie" does not share a root with "rotate." i appreciate your respect for my privacy at this time

Steady Eddie Wordle 1,629 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Got tickets for Saint Etienne next year.

Gabber #Ashes #Ashes2025 #cricket 🏏

Connections game is coming back, but may need to book private tuition on my Wordle Connections Puzzle #906 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Too wet, too cold, too early #commute

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party

Day 2 of my #AdventCalendar [sound up]

Wow , I mean...wow #RIPTom

Oh no, not Robin Smith 😢 the most ferocious square cutter I've seen, how sad #RIPJudge 🏏 #cricket

After the errant child of Wordle , I welcome home the Goldenballs of Connections Puzzle #905 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Unmitigated disaster - I did the Wordle equivalent off flouncing off after 5 Wordle 1,627 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜