Don’t copy that floppy.

The first time my very religious ex-boyfriend and I slept together he looked me dead in the eye upon penetration and said "Now I know how Adam and Eve felt" and I've gotta tell you, it really killed the mood.

WRITE THE LETTER, BABES ✍️ The new EHRC guidance and code will usher in a new era of segregation in the UK - this time for trans people. With added genital policing Let's support our trans siblings 🏳️‍🌈💪🏳️‍⚧️ Write to your MP and sign the petition using the link below writetheletter.bimini.workers.dev

🚨URGENT🚨 Looking for #PracticeNurses in #Sheffield, #Bristol, #Brighton to take part in 1.5 hour online focus group discussions about care of older people living with #HIV (PLWH) in general practice. We offer reimbursement (£70.50). Link for info & to register forms.cloud.microsoft/e/hY7bLrPgkQ

Live footage of me driving @jimmyavenger.me to work each morning during the #tubestrikes.

June 1st

Today marks the start of #PrideMonth here & around the world 🌍 #Pride is both a celebration of the wonderful diverse LGBTQIA+ community and how it enriches society AND it is also a reminder that we've a long way to ensure that ALL people are treated with the love and respect they deserve. 🏳️‍🌈🤝🏳️‍⚧️

Had such a blast at #MightyHoopla yesterday 🤩

Jane McDonald at #MightyHoopla may have been the best live performance I’ve ever seen. She was incredible.

OH MY ACTUAL JANE

Super excited to see my close personal friend (don’t tell her) Jane McDonald tomorrow at #MightyHoopla. She blessed our wedding (the queen) and I’m excited to go bless her new album!

If you've been to one of our Bowes & Bounds LGBTQ+ social events, or are looking to find your community in North London, I'm pleased to let you know that we've now got a IG account! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 📸 www.instagram.com/bowesboundsl... Give it a follow for upcoming social events, drinks mixers, BBQs and more!

Trump has turned the White House into a circus.

@zatytom.bsky.social Happy Birthday you delightful weirdo! 🍷

But wait, there's more... 💩

How it feels when my Apple Watch rewards me for standing up.

Same, Dex. Same.

Since May 2025, we've removed 8,526 accounts tied to state-backed influence activity on Bluesky. 4,907 of those takedowns happened in 2026 alone, roughly double the rate we saw in 2025. 1/4 🧵

Me deciding what to eat for the rest of this infernal heatwave...

Onboard the Silver Wind whilst she’s docked at Tower Bridge.

Just gave the straight dad neighbour poppers. Now everyone’s giggling and being filthy. Halfway there.

Any photographers or videographers, my folks cruise ship Silver Wind is going through an opened Tower Bridge at 2145 today. @isntdave.bsky.social @jondeane.io etc

Praise be unto Cher, who invented the air-conditioner - keeping our bedroom at 18c even during this heatwave.

Oh my. I’m going to my first #MightyHoopla next Sunday. 🎉 Designing my very own Jane McDonald shirt for the occasion. 👀

“Yes, you might have brushed me. But at what cost? Sleep with one eye open”

Change, you say @andyburnham.bsky.social? You're just serving us more of the same divisive policy that we're all sick of. You u-turned on supporting UK within Europe? What do you actually stand for? I hope you lose the bi-election. We don't need you.

Dear cis women. Got short hair? Got a deep voice? Taller than most women? Wear masculine coded clothes? Got facial hair? Muscly? You may now be lawfully excluded from female-single-sex spaces unless you fight back against the EHRC new Code of Practice (guidance).

Thank god we are ripping Trans people of their dignities it really is the most pressing issue within our society and will surely now mean that the economy will bounce back, the cost of living will go down, tech companies will now stop consistently promoting hate and the weather will be nice again.

Sleep tight. And if I don’t drive my car off a cliff, I’ll see you in the morning.

What white nonsense is this? It’s HARDLY DIFFICULT to cook rice properly. If you’re struggling, may I suggest a lobotomy and a care home.

Really pleased to hear this. We're well behind other developed nations in offering compassion and dignity in dying.

Has anyone noticed Google Maps, via a web browser, has become really slow, laggy, and unresponsive lately?

I'm guessing this was a typo... 👀

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Imagine being less popular than the PM you're vying to replace. That takes an industrial level of delulu.

I love how you can tell it's a @jimmfelton.bsky.social written piece on @iflscience.com without even checking the byline. "So, how close are we talking? Is it time to crack each other's heads open, and feast on the gooey bits inside? As usual, no." www.iflscience.com/newly-discov...

good morning

We need a pact: if Wes Streeting turns up at your queer event, your queer venue, as the plus-one of a guest at your queer wedding, you hound him the fuck out. Chase him out.

Well, that was a dreadfully dull and uninspiring King’s Speech.

Fuck #Eurovisión #ESC and #FREEPALESTİNE

"I don't want to be Prime Minister but we can't let Wes Streeting be Prime Minister" is a message I can back.

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We'd like to take this #InternationalNursesDay to thank all the incredible #HIV nurses working both here in the UK and across the world. Nurses are the hardworking, friendly face, of any healthcare system. They are essential. They should be respected & celebrated 👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ Thank you, nurses everywhere 🩵

thinking of this today

On International Nurses Day, we celebrate the role of nurses in sexual health and HIV care. They provide compassionate support and challenge stigma daily. We are currently calling on employers to remove barriers to nurses’ development. Learn more: bit.ly/4uMTI8W

"Self-interested lizard."

🚨 BREAKING: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood and 2 other senior Cabinet Ministers have told Keir Starmer to set out a resignation timeline [@thetimes]