SCENE: interior, ship cabin *phone rings* - decline *phone rings* - decline *phone rings* YES, HELLO? - can we bring your dry cleaning up now? NO, WE’RE *TRYING* TO HAVE SEX. LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. - hmm? SEX? THE THING ADULTS DO ON VACATION. GOOD DAY SIR. I SAID GOOD DAY.

Great news for young people. We should never have left, but this is a good start.

Dear NHS and information governance OOMFS... I got this email from my HIV medication supplier (on behalf of the NHS). Am I being oversensitive to think that: DOB Address Type of medication (indicates condition) Name Email address Is WAAAAY too much PID to be sharing over unencrypted email?

I know it's AI, but it's times like this when I love the internet. #IthoughtIWasADoctor

Healthcare outcomes for, especially, Black women are *profoundly* worse than for White women. Does Streeting mention this? Of course he doesn't.

Trump's international support continues to crumble. Oddly enough insulting every ally you have doth not butter many parsnips. We love to see it. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Vote Labour in Scotland, get Reform.

So excited to be going away for a few days, later this week, for mine and @jimmyavenger.me's wedding anniversary. We're doing a short cruise with @moogal.bsky.social (and friend). There's going to be so much amazing food, wine and fun!

So brave to say this days after the threat passed. #SoBrave

Just had my Spring 2026 COVID booster. COVID hasn’t gone away, and if you’re eligible due to age or underlying health factors please be sure to get yours when offered. More info: nhs.uk/covidvaccine @ukhsa.bsky.social @england.nhs.uk @savinglives.bsky.social

Katy Perry jokes during Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Thank god he has [YouTube Premium], I don’t wanna see no ads.”

The next Bowes & Bounds LGBTQIA+ Social is THIS SUNDAY!! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️  Join from 2pm on Sunday 12th April at the Hillbilly Social, 101 Myddleton Road, N22 8NE for drinks, merriment, networking and nonsense. Nearest tube: Bounds Green Nearest rail: Bowes Park All welcome! See you there!

Little know fact: Our Lady Di, the people’s princess, was well known for frequenting fried chicken shops in Zone 3. She’s wiv da spicy mayo angles now. 🙏

Me forgetting it’s school holidays and absentmindedly popping to the shops…

How much longer can Trump survive after this past week? When his own mouthpieces like Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones and his own senators are turning against him - and openly discussing 25th Amendment and medical routes to remove him from office. I don't know how much longer Mango Mussolini can last.

Our garden is bedevilled with tits this morning.

Good night, and if there’s an apocalypse - good luck.

The silence of UK government at announcement of genocidal annihilation of civilians in Iran is deafening. The lack of condemnation makes him and his government complicit in what takes place.

make assassinations great again

Artemis II returns… 🤦‍♀️🙁

Denying Kayne West entry to the UK was the correct thing to do. Surely Wireless could have found another headliner though? No?

We’re just openly doing war crimes now are we???

So just weeks after getting rid of its only trans reporter (me), PinkNews commissions an op-ed from Wes Streeting. Good grief...

Angela Bassett did the thing.

Less than 30 minutes until the first crewed mission to the moon in decades launches. Watch live with us: www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

Check out the new #BHIVA Rapid Guidance on re-engagement into #HIV care. Despite excellent HIV outcomes in the UK, some people with HIV disengage from care. Let's work to re-engage this group - preventing harm to the individual and supporting progress on national targets. bhiva.org/rapid-guidan...

And if you tolerate this, your children will be next.

Have put an enquiry in with a private clinic on Harley St with regards to my psoriasis. I've tried going through the NHS multiple times, and after long waits I'm just given a cream and discharged to my GP. Every time. I just want to be confident and pain free again. Sigh.

Live footage of me walking to the pharmacy just now…

It is nuts how there's a) a very real energy crisis b) yet my electricity price is 31% cheaper than normal because it's very windy in the uk c) really big batteries (possibly a lot of those big ones that you used to put in portable CD players) could sort a lot of this out

We need to change how UK energy prices are calculated. The UK is currently being powered by 78% renewable and 11% nuclear, but pricing is based on fluctuating gas prices - which are obviously squeezed during times of war and scarcity.

Right now, over 50% of the UK’s energy needs are being met by renewable wind. That’s impressive. 💨

Back home with the boys. The terrible three. The woofers.

I've already cancelled my @paramountplus.com subscription over this. I'll find "another way" to watch season 2. Paramount aren't getting any more of my money. #SaveStarTrekAcademy

In his winning speech, Krause thanked his partner: "The love of my life, without whom all of this would not have been possible" www.attitude.co.uk/news/munich-...

Two cases of severe #hyperglycemia with injectable CAB/RPV-LA: i-base.info/htb/53413 Though not listed as an adverse event, paper authors advise that anyone with a high BMI or even mildly increased #glycemia may need close monitoring. #HIV #HIVsky #EndoSky #MedSky #HIVtreatment #Cabenuva #Diabetes

Good riddance to another transphobe

Just heard someone refer to a sausage dog (dachshund) as a Datsun. Close but no cigar.

How to lose friends and alienate people…

Oh no, now where I pay £9 an hour to park in a draughty concrete structure that smells of stale urine? www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/con...

Dance like you don’t want me in your hole. Sing like you do me in the morning. Eat pizza like you want it in the face.

Me looking at my stocks and shares portfolio ever since Trump’s attack on Iran.

Hey Siri, take a memo. New idea for YouTube channel. Five minute shafts.

I’m sorry, what? I must have hit my head and woken up in the upside down?

Would rather shit in my hands and clap. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Climate proofing #SexualHealth & #HIV 🌍🧬 Prof Collins Iwuji (Africa Health Research Institute) & Prof Carmen Logie (Uni of Toronto) share interconnections & impacts of extreme weather on marginalized populations and actionable interventions at #BHIVABASHH26 Register now: bhiva.org/event/bhiva-...

Dubai, and the wider UAE, is not safe nor is it free. Don’t risk your life, or your freedom, going there. There are much nicer places to holiday. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If we're replacing people on banknotes with iconic British animals...

@hedgehogsafety.bsky.social can I ask why Ed Davey is on the Very British Bigotry list? AFAIK he's been vocally supportive of trans rights?