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I’ve switched over to using solely Elemis lately. PROS: - Elemis shower cream and post shower butter have left my skin feeling incredible. - Elemis collagen day and night creams have made me look 10 years younger. - I smell like a wealthy ghost. CONS: - My bank balance.

I guess I’m just not destined to be happy.

Have covered myself from head to toe in Elemis night cream. I smell like a wealthy ghost.

Congratulations to Dr Cara Saxon on her appointment to President-elect of @bashhuk.bsky.social Many thanks to Professor Matt Phillips on his leadership and vision over these past years. We look forward to continuing to work closely with our BASHH colleagues.

I’m not good.

Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

Pluto’s moon be like

Go global at the BHIVA Autumn conference! 🌍 With perspectives from 3 great speakers: - Lee Abdelfadil, UNAIDS - Prof Maryam Shahmanesh, UCL - Mitchell Warren, Executive Director of the AVAC. Early Bird registration closes 14 November! 🐦 ⏰ Register here: bit.ly/BH-AUT

Me visiting Australia.

Perma-mood.

Buenos Nachos from this old queen, to all you lovely little folks who live in my phone.

Tonight is a Dido kind of evening.

I know that there's a kind of content for everyone on the internet, and I'm sure this guy is lovely, but who wants/needs a 41 minute video on dishwasher pods? Put it in. Does it work? Yes? Excellent.

Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!

I must convey my ebullient congratulations to and my extraordinary pride in election winners Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill - two new female Democratic governors! An incredible accomplishment. 🙌🏻 Many congrats as well to NYC's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani - an impressive win. (1/2)

This is awesome news! I'm proud of my little town. whyy.org/articles/ele...

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Things to be thankful about following the Nov 4th elections in the United States: 1. Congratulations to #NewYork for electing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social as their new mayor!

New Yorkers faced the choice between hope and fear, and just like we've seen in London, hope won. Huge congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on his historic campaign. Tonight you get your roti and your roses - enjoy!

Zohran Mamdani pledges to protect trans people after winning New York mayoral election

...this will profoundly improve the lives of thousands of people by helping them to stay free of HIV, particularly individuals with high additional vulnerabilities, such as women. We've worked hard to ensure the needs of these individuals are considered & the NICE announcement confirms this“ 2/2

Prof Yvonne Gilleece, Chair of the British HIV Association said: “The British HIV Association (BHIVA) is delighted to see that funding for this has now been approved, and welcomes the announcement from NICE that injectable HIV prevention treatment will now be available to NHS patients... 1/2

Bridget Phillipson MP being asked, on Sky News, about Zohran Mamdani’s historic win as New York mayor.

Some actual good news out of the colonies this morning. A rare moment of almost joy.

California’s Proposition 50 will pass. (CNN)

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

Democrats have secured a 5-2 majority on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, a key swing state.

Breaking: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins New Jersey Governor race, defeating her Trump-endorsed opponent. (Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

Wow. JD Vance’s younger brother is losing in an absolute landslide in the Cincinnati mayor election after JD endorsed him.

Breaking: Democrats flip two Public Service Commission seats in Georgia, the first victories in 25 years.

Democrat Abigail Spanberger will become Virginia’s first female governor. (AP)

Hey ChatGPT, generate me an image of a Reform councillor. - “no need, here’s a real photo”

Just a few minutes until the European Space Agency’s Ariane 6 rocket lifts off, taking the Sentinel 1D observatory into space LIVE: www.youtube.com/live/BpfdwXp...

Great, I've got a cough coming on. Just what I needed this week. MCSIGH.

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?!

This quiz is amazing in showing how close current transphobia is to being 30 year old reheated homophobia:

So much dick on my timeline at the moment, sadly not the fun kind.

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

Just watched a screaming child run into the side of a stationary van. Really buoyed my mood.

Decline. Block.

Saturday evening locked in.

Not sure that I cannot put this more clearly I would deepthroat Zelensky day and night if it helped win the war.

Well, that’s that then.

Mother Mel C knew *exactly* what she was doing when she cooked her new track. It's catchy. It's sexy. It's naughty. Someone get me a jockstrap, some poppers and a glowstick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=blY4...

Hugh Janus.

Popped to Brent Cross to get some bits. Forgot it was half term.

I'm sorry, what now?

Making pancetta and butternut squash risotto in my smart cooker. I’m more excited than I should be, that said I am in my 40s now.