There's a category for prettiest bitch and all my friends should win it.

At tooting bec common fun dog show

Corollary, I think being drunk at work is misconduct, but having a drink shouldn't be unless you're doing something like surgery or operating heavy machinery. We're getting prudish and puritanical and I don't like it. However, they absolutely shouldn't be getting taxpayer subsidised booze.

Pop stars doing their bit.

me: did you finish inside me surgeon: please stop saying it that way

Truth! 😁

Priscilla, queen of why I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb.

Watching an Australian crime thing which has some Poundland Tom Holland as a local trainee police officer. He's quite sweet in a derpy way.

Hanging out in the science office with Norris

Made a key to the tabs on bluesky

Writing to my MP, this time with ALT text :)

Nobody on Masterchef has ever WhitePeopleFooded harder than this:

I am *so ovah* preparing for this inspection malarkey.

I'd be jealous of all y'all at hoopla if I liked people or loud noises or maybe drugs.

Baby me --> adult (allegedly) me. 40 year time difference.

For some reason, I hadn't actually managed to watch inside no. 9 despite loving the first two episodes. I think #3 and #4 were notably weaker but the last two of the first season are fantastic. I still think Sardines and A Quiet Night In are two of the most stunning pieces of television I've seen.

Hairs cutted, ancientness achieved.

[Baba Yaga sitting in Chicken Cottage, obviously disappointed, but enjoying a peri peri wrap]

We need to start calling Reform’s calls for us to return to Imperial measurements what it is: a foot fetish

A Snake Sculpture 6th-11th Century AD, from U Thong Thailand.

Bank holiday 2h delayed train back from Kent reinforces that wow I hate all humanity and my fucking god the average human is DUMB.

Made it to Whitstable after a GORGEOUS walk. First dozen oysters didn't touch the sides, more incoming 🤤😋

Nudist bathing?

Ironically, today's hike takes us past here....

Surrealist: the cup is a clock covered in ants

Bailey is warm but happy

Stop complaining about the heat guys, I don't want the GREY DEPRESSION WEATHER back thanks.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Linux update: I now have everything working except: anno 117 pax romanum My fucking printer

Pretty sure maspalomas means "MORE PIGEONS"

Yay decent weather at last 🥰

Hot twink in paint splattered workwear carrying a crowbar and a petunia is sending mixed signals.

I have a million tasks to do but they're all really boring so I'm napping in the stationery closet.

Kingston has loads of these weirdass furry sculptures

Someone knew. Their boss didn’t 😂

Puzzle from a colleague...

NO I DONT WANT YOUR IMAGE AS A DOT WEBP WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS I AM RELIGIOUSLY OPPOSED TO THAT FORMAT. SVG IS SHAKY GROUND TOO. PNG ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS OR GTFO.

What effect will the scourge of a gayanus have on my house prices? Is a gayanus expanding in your area?!

"Gear" ambiguously referring to fetishwear, naughty salt, and computer parts is confusing and has led me to double take a few times. (Respectively:Not really with a few exceptions, hard no, yes more please)

Catching up with GBM, finally got to what is almost always my fave region (SW) and hellOO Ciaran 🤤

There are two guys on the next table and their topics of conversation have so far been Clueless The Musical, Why They Didn't Watch Eurovision This Year, Trains, and Dr Who. I think they might be neurospicy homosexuals.

Some of the questions are I think a bit American-coded but broadly it seems to be correct...

🌹 Labour Leadership Voting Intentions: Starmer Vs Zardoz: Zardoz: 61% Starmer: 28% Starmer Vs Hantavirus: Hantavirus: 46% Starmer: 39% Starmer Vs Mrs Brown's Boys: Mrs Brown's Boys: 45% Starmer: 41% Starmer Vs Streeting: Starmer: 87% Streeting: 0.2% (Source: Politics Boffins®)

My head feels like I bought the ingredients to make midweek boulevardiers yesterday...

Wes Streeting is resigning to spend more time with his new furniture brand

actually, this was a rare correct use of the word "decimate"!

Does she know @rubberblaze.bsky.social ? 😅