Ok but wtf is the particulate matter made of 🤯

IG tangyuanpiggykitty

Mr Napkinhead energy

What. The. Fuck. Jimmy Carter would NEVER. IG strandedupnorth quoting true_words_baptist (dude tagged them in the caption 🙌)

Timeline cleanse: BUTTERZ WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME edition

Start capacitor is blown on the pool pump, so just starting Celebrity Jeopardy, and realizing that it was probably being live skeeted #OnHere, so back in 45 mins, but openly rooting for @katienolan.bsky.social and the #TrevorProject ✊🏳️‍🌈

Do you remember the time Michael Jackson stole Eddie Murphy's queen while Magic Johnson watched? (is it me or are these backup dancers subpar) youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc

The first time I saw this I went, "this video makes me want to shop" 😂 youtu.be/RQa7SvVCdZk

That sent me down a rabbit hole. I didn't know they wanted Seth Green for the video, that would have been great! Also, Weird Al's parody is awesome. youtu.be/usPkL2EQPYo?...

I SWEAR TO DOG What is it with old white men and $2 bills????? Going through Mom's stuff, just found this in one of Grandpa's old wallets. Also it was tucked in with his Masonic Lodge membership card or whatever, never knew he was a Mason. Knew Daddy was.

Great news that Hamilton is getting a PWHL expansion team on Thursday! Hamilton had a team in the NHL from 1920-21 to 1924-25 -- the Hamilton Tigers.

This artist knew exactly what they were doing …

Oh noooooo I have family over there

I just found out you can mix mica powder with fabric medium to make paint. I have a lot of mica powders for resin casting. Also I polished my salt spoons to scoop the powder 😁

Guys, people didn’t turn right because lefty people left twitter and came to Bluesky. They turned right because they wanted to. Let’s be real here.

Insulated, stainless steel water bottles can be picked up at the National Park of American Samoa visitor center. For water bottles from other Pacific national parks: shop.hawaiipacificparks.org/collections/...

Same! My dad always said, "Everyone you meet knows something interesting that you don't know. Treat them accordingly."

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW ARE YOU HUNGRY?

I mean, he should have to headline every post with, “I left.”

"Hey, uh, we're meeting in person...what the fuck is your real name. I cannot call you Mr. Dicksucker in public."

[never seen their face, no idea how old they are or where in the world they’re located]: we know and respect and trust each other

The company is recalling nearly 3,800 robotaxis after an unoccupied vehicle entered floodwaters on a San Antonio road and was washed into a creek. bit.ly/4wmkV3G

this is very clearly and directly genocidal: "Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group" is explicitly listed as a genocidal act in the 1948 convention, and Russia's intent to destroy Ukrainians as a people has been made clear over and over again

These kolaches have Texas-inspired fillings, like carne guisada and chorizo 🍴🤤 bit.ly/42vYvPP

Texas locals are canceling their Flock camera contracts in their cities. www.texasobserver.org/license-plat...

My DC people: have you seen this cat wtop.com/local/2026/0...

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

Head of Microsoft’s Israel branch to step down after inquiry into dealings with Israeli military The inquiry came after the Guardian revealed Israel used company technology to support mass surveillance of Palestinian phone calls www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

A while ago (2007?) I was in a car in South Africa & saw a Grey-crowned crane by the road. We stopped so I could take a photo & in that second, with the crane distracted by me, a feral dog rushed out & almost caught the bird. A reminder that our birdwatching actions can have consequences. 🪶

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

So many versions of this on his page 🤣🤣🤣

Eurovision is amazing for many reasons, not the least of which is the number of men wearing eyeliner

😭🐈❤️ (Happy ending)

The First Semi-Final of the 70th Eurovision Song Contest starts NOW 🥳 Enjoy the show and remember you can help decide the 10 qualifiers over at esc.vote📱 youtube.com/live/Yy510SZ...re

AYYYY www.youtube.com/live/Yy510SZ...

These came out nice. They’re a little longer than I usually wear so I’ll probably just use nail tapes when I get around to wearing them.

Oh wow 😂 "Now taking names for our fall branding!! Who needs their balls chopped??? Venmo @reedscattleco Paypal info@reedscattleco"

Another pic that is raising my LDL just looking at it but fuuu that looks SO good.....

The box is the first box I ever resin cast, a few months ago, turned out to be perfect for my sponges.

People thought Trump was good for comedy, too

Me if my neighbors had a good band in the back yard (or garage) 😂

Be on the lookout for leaves and filth during segment three of DEATHSPORT!