This is far too general, I cannot name an NHL Russian hockey player who's hot despite most of them being young and fit

Pixy Stix 😂

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come to think of it. MRI machines have something of the faerie to them. leave all iron and ferromagnetic metals at the door if you seek forbidden knowledge within yourself

RIP social media algorithms trying to find patterns in my posts about gars, muppets, and the federal occupation of our city.

Can Your Pussy Do the Dog? youtu.be/F0OTys1m_lA?...

Just remembered my old coworker who didn't know noon=12pm

Heated Rivalry claymation reenactments 😂 www.instagram.com/gilbenpeebles

"I don't need no stinking ACL" -Lindsey Vonn

Kip is such a horrible name I'm holding it against the author for going with it, it's not even funny

Why am I totally ok ordering at Subway but intensely hate all other fast casual restaurants, even Mongolian BBQ

local concentration camp

"We have AT-AT at home"

WE HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY #DailyBlossom

You can buy these at Lowe's?????? 😂

They are openly telling us they believe they are no longer bound by the law or the Constitution and will continue to act accordingly. I believe our country's founding documents describe what a citizenry should do when being tyrannized by a lawless government.

Not the point of the video, but I wonder if the person in the Choose Kindness Always shirt learned anything from this MAGA asshole attacks HS kids

Enjoy gnawing your cold, hard bread alone forever, you absolute lunatic.

😭🎶THIS IS NOT ENOUGH🎶😭 guess who watched all of Heated Rivalry last night

Is that really a thing?? FIVE MINUTES???? 🤣🤣 Cold-ass rolls!

"coral"

in brighter news, maybe soon the sun will let out a big belch and incinerate us all!

The Epstein people are the stupidest goddamm people. The punchline to the Star Trek joke is Klingons. KLINGONS not "black holes".

The towel flip like it's hair 😂

Neighborhood 5th graders running a snow cone stand in 40°F weather got a $10 from me for my kids who bug them at school to get $2 worth. The looks on their faces were worth the cost.

@businesssocks.bsky.social Love your new name 😂

IG military_flashback2

OMG and you have to cook the veggies. www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/condi...

Timeline cleanse: Doglish edition

Wanna hear something crazy? Zuckerberg’s wife is a *literal* pediatrician. Who has a duty to protect children.

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Which NHL player would be your best friend? (quiz) jebbit.nhl.com/t5qmeo3n

Connor Storrie hosting SNL Feb 28 👀

aka Wikipedia

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small but woke me up

My niece has decided this salesman on their bathroom wallpaper is Uncle Woo-Woo 😂😂😂

If it turns out that she's literally being paid by Putin or something, it's going feel really old-fashioned. Like, that's an old school scandal at this point.

Cluster of seven earthquakes nearby this morning. earthquaketrack.com/v/sf/recent

These alien romance novels are pairing 5'0" human women with 7' alien males and I'm like...have you even ever stood near someone who is seven feet tall??????? That is crazy tall!!!! I cannot imagine that. I dated a 6'5" guy and was like "ok this is overkill."