What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key

🎶 Butterfly in the skyyyy I can go twice as hiiiiigh🎶

kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky & i was feelin some feelings you wouldn't believe sometimes i don't believe them myself & i decided i was never coming down just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about too small to see but i watched it way too long it was pulling me down…

Time for the annual religious observation… Dum-de-dum, Dum-de-dum, Dum-de-dum, Woo-ee-ooh! 😀 #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoDay

Wowee, lush 😂

The program manager when engineering says we have to test first before shipping:

You guys check out the cheetah cub cam! They’re in den 2 now. nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...

Sure Google using ads for revenue has killed search. But so did SEO. So did the abandonment of Net Neutrality. To be frank, capitalism always kills its hosts, it's parasitic, not symbiotic

I don't hate men. I don't even hate my exes. This sentiment brought to you by Cymbalta.

I wish there were a restaurant near me that had a salad bar as extensive as the ones at Air Force DFACs

@stevecarlson wrote an amazing book called Minstrel and the Princess. Y'all need to go check it out. It has everything we already adore about Steve's talents from imagery to emotions and at the heart of it all the music we love.

God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood I'm gonna keep on dancing…

🎶Jolene ,Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeene🎶

You hear horror stories about theft & outright abuse when people are in the hospital or a nursing home, but did you know that passive-aggressive CNAs also exist?

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I’m used to annoying commercials. It takes a LOT to make me reach for the remote and hit the mute button. But this asshole..

It’s just a miracle in itself that the ice cream machine was working.

This is the best birthday present I could ask for this year

I've seen two different cars with snow skis strapped to the top in the last 24 hrs. In San Antonio.

So I guess McFlurries are just a cup of ice cream with crushed Oreos on top now 🤷‍♂️

One of my favorite snacks used to be a Raspberry Zinger with a Big Red. I had one yesterday for the first time in a long time and the Zinger tasted like the oils were rancid. Checked the date on the package, it wasn't expired. 🤷‍♂️

I hate that I both can barely keep my eyes open and can't fall back to sleep

I'm watching the Darkest Hour. I kinda dig this exchange between King George VI and Sir Winston Churchill: King Geo: how do you manage to drink so much during the day? Churchill: practice

And hot roasted sweet potatoes

Quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky

..as it looked neater. The recipient had no idea what they were clicking, like QR codes. So I leave it in to show that it's 'clean'. If you hit a share button the link that comes up is massive but you can delete everything from (and including) the question mark and the tracking shite is removed.

Sorry to repeat it but: Having seen a lot of person-to-person showdowns w elected leaders, don't think I've ever seen as complete an "own" as Mamdani does w Trump here. JDV should be furious Cuckolded Republicans should be furious Trump's actual kids should be furious Trump will be furious—tomorrow

HE WANTS THEM REMOVED FROM OFFICE FIRST

A PAP smear, if you will

I really love this. www.instagram.com/reel/DRSQRLO...

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We live in an era when we are told to either reject new ideas simply because they are unconventional and/or unusual; and also, to accept other ideas merely because they are conventional. But, true inquiry requires 2 things: a healthy skepticism to not accept an idea unless it is shown correct...

Dental question: Between warm saltwater swishes for a gum injury is it better to drink cool liquids or warm liquids? Is it like a sprain and you can use cold/cool water to calm it down?

Did you know Bucees doesn't have a hot water spigot to make tea? ☹️

I don’t know if they really thought this name through, but…