I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me that many funny people online have already done this bit and that I’m late to the party and should fuck off.

Male lazuli bunting at the water dish. This is the first year they've stayed around over Summer! They really like the water dish over the birdbath. Thunder in the background audio as a small storm rolled in. Water = Life ❤️ #birds

I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.

Along with many others I too spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning to ask him why he eats people, and he replied not people—BRAINS, and I asked why brains?, and he said it helps with the PAIN, and I asked what pain, and he said the pain of being DEAD because . . .

Hiking along Steckel Park in Santa Paula, I came across an aviary. This salty fella came over to greet me. Being cussed at by a parrot was a bucket list item I never knew I needed until now.

Boy, Netflix surely hate the product (access to a catalog of well-made shows) that Netflix subscribers want to pay for.

Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate.

Werner Herzog's _E.T.: The Extraterrestrial_

Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate.

Michael Bay's _Sophie's Choice_

35 years of TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY. James Cameron's classic sequel will re-release in U.S. theaters August 28 through September 2, 2026! In 4K, RealD 3D and premium formats.

Once Trump tainted the game, I was hoping we'd lose. And we did.

From our resident Belgian:

at least we are spared his gloating

A new study came out with some cool finds. The largest of the vertebrae measures 23 centimeters (9in) across. Which makes this the widest shark vertebrae ever found!! Also found with it were the remains of a basking shark, which is the first evidence in the fossil record of what Megalodon ate! 🦈

Anyway, back in 1989 those vertebrae went poof. It was thought they were destroyed or lost while being transported from one location another, lost to us forever. Until recently when they were rediscovered. Where were they you ask? Well they were in a box sitting on a shelf in a museum. 👇👇

We have big Megalodon news! So back in 1978 about 20 vertebrae from a single Megalodon were found. This was huge because Megalodon vertebrae are incredibly rare considering they are mostly made of cartilage. And cartilage doesn't really fossilize all that well. 👇👇

Weird how the Nazi tattoo guy turned out to be a wrong'un. If only there'd been some kind of sign, like a Nazi tattoo

I think the very simple, "He lied." is why we're going to see folks' brains melt over this. The "Not me, I certainly couldn't be fooled" reflexes are kicking into HIGH gear. The same people who found a way to look past every single red flag, every reason, who stuck it out, when, simply, he lied.

So I guess the cherished dream of a Senate candidate, who, sure, had a Nazi tattoo, and, yes, left racist and homophobic posts on Reddit, and, okay, sexted every woman in the Maine phone directory while married, but maybe, just maybe, perhaps, fingers-crossed, wasn’t a full-on rapist, has died.

New weird drawing, because I'm weird Colored pencil on black paper 😈🎨🦇

Original artwork available at auction, ending Friday 10th July, 17:00 BST. 🙏 www.facebook.com/share/p/1HJi...

Insurrection, fraud, rape, bribe-taking, insider trading, channelling billions of taxpayers' money to your cronies, turning the justice department into a tool of personal vengeance and harassment - well, we can put up with that. But don't you dare fuck with the football

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

Profile Seeking.

I love how AC naysayers refuse to understand AC isn't being pushed as an answer to climate change—it's how people will survive increasingly severe and frequent heatwaves until effective solutions to climate change and the global political will to successfully implement them are found.

Or that there are actually 37 Velociraptors on the island. Now they purposely bred the two rex’s. However they only expected to have 8 Velociraptors. The others are because life found a way. Also in the movie there were originally 8 Velociraptors but the “The Big One” killed 5 of them.

So if you’ve only watched the Jurassic Park movie then you probably think there are only 3 Velociraptors and one T. rex on the park right? Well what if I told that there is actually two T. rex’s, an adult, Rexy, and a 2 year old juvenile, “the little one”. 👇👇

solution

As a large white guy, can confirm. And it doesn't matter if I can actually do the thing; people just assume I can, which means I've gotten volunteered a lot in my adult life. 🤷‍♂️

Four-and-a-half days, 326 pieces, and more undo/redo/repairs than I care to count later, the T-800 Endoskeleton is finally finished. [He stands about 7¾" (19.7 cm) tall]

It's July 5th! You know what that means . . .

Oof, relatable.

You know, rather than go through all the trouble of buying and setting off fireworks, you can just simply tell people, “I hate pets.”

Apropos. (iykyk)

22-right. 4-left. 10-right . . .

Torso done! Tomorrow, we finish this.

Two arms a spine and the beginnings of a torso! Would've made more progress if I hadn't assembled the left arm's elbow backwards, and thus needed to dissassemble the whole arm, reassemble *correctly*, and then repair what broke during that process. 🥲

She was discovered in Wyoming after they found a large thigh bone in December of 1889 (unrelated to Dippy) and went back. The first bone of her found was a toe bone. So everyone scream happy birthday to Dippy as she is the only thing worth celebrating today! 🙂‍↕️🥳

About 25% of that length comes from its neck. They also had these long whip like tails. Now back to Dippy. Dippy is basically the reason that Diplodocus became a household name (at least among dino nerds). As her skeleton has been on display in more places than any other sauropod dinosaur. 👇👇

Happy birthday to Dippy the Diplodocus who was discovered on July 4th 1899🎉🎂🦕 The first Diplodocus was discovered back in 1877. They lived in the Late Jurassic of what is now North America. They were also some of the longest sauropods, with a length of 26 meters (85ft). 👇👇

DO YOU WANNA PARTY

It's the weekend, baby

However, if a female monitor lizard does do this, the offspring will always be male. So technically Beta should be a boy. But canonically she’s a girl, a perfect clone of Blue. And yes, (insert heavy sigh here) I’m aware it’s just a movie and the science isn’t meant to be factual, leave me alone.

Have you ever been watching Jurassic World Dominion and wondered how Blue was even able to have Beta? Well, Blue had monitor lizard dna. Specifically she had black-throated monitor lizard dna. Now some monitors lizards can reproduce without a male, thanks to a process called parthenogenesis. 👇👇

LOL, well, damn. Okay, Merriam-Webster.

Want to make a lot of money really fast? Just be a total piece of shit. It's that easy!

A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.

Writing is not thinking but it is a process that pushes you towards thinking because writing requires clarity of thought whose lack you often only realize when you see what you've written.

The whole speech (in the follow-up comment) is a banger.