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What is the deal with headlines being annoying sentences now? "I Made the Better-Than-Sex Cake Recipe—And Here's Why I'd Do It Again!"

Last month in The Onion:

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Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

stop making weapons and just fund science and exploration

fyi, monday's not real. it can't hurt us

Being into cats feels so debasing. You give everything over to this animal — time, labor, money — but when you want them to sit next to you, they refuse and jump away. When they finally sit on your lap, you sit motionless to the point of physical pain, afraid to disturb them. Humiliating.

Can never get over how tawdry the modern Right's view of Western Civilization is; nothing to build, nothing to aspire to, nothing even really to destroy or wage war against, just sullen resentment of their own children and seething hatred of the cities whose economics subsidies their regimes.

I didn't know it was the pope's job to be *anything* on crime, but what do I know

Thou shalt make what happened in Hungary happen in the USA! NEVER AGAIN a country without consequences! Send Trump and Hegseth to prison! To prison! To prison!

Trans art deserves to be as big and popular and beloved as any other

we want candidates who wish to salt the earth from which the MAGA cancer grew so that similar poisonous vines can never befoul the world again

Why are good shoes so hard to find?

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

He listens to the concerns of ALL constituents

Péter Magyar victory speech: "We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others." He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.

Didn't expect to spend most of my Sunday futzing around in GarageBand 😅

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others

Allow Hungarian voters to inspire you. We are not cooked. We can save ourselves.

if you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

jd vance negotiating with Iran

The success of the U.S. vaccination system depends on two fundamental pillars: parents trusting in vaccines and children having access to them. Under RFK Jr., both are in peril.

People seem to struggle to grasp that part of building a worthwhile society is refusing to let rapists take the levers of power, even if they promise you things in exchange.

Job Description: rewriting ai produced slop so it’s more coherent (: Me:

Some people think way too much about underage fertility rates and it's always a weird old white guy.

Economy so bad might as well follow your dreams & see what happens

Maybe we should dig up an old Furby and let that be president for a while.

Vaccines save lives. That’s it. That’s the post.

the 'electability' question is increasingly clear www.sosavstate.com/p/gavin-news...

gavin newsom is less popular than trump is an extremely funny statistic

Tommy Tuberville, arguably the dumbest senator in US history, managed to delay some Biden nominees for a year by himself. 47 DEM senators are less effective at slowing the machine than a guy who probably has never read an entire book.

Current status.

| @sanders.senate.gov & @khanna.house.gov's Make Billionaires Pay Their Fair Share Act would levy a 5% wealth tax on households w/over $1 billion & raise about $4.4 trillion over 10 years. @warren.senate.gov's Ultra-Millionaire Tax would tax the wealthiest 260,000 households & raise $6.2 trillion.

Pluralize a movie: Captains Ron

guys the fucking fuck the fucking FUCKING fuck please stop this ride I'd like to get off

This man doesn’t wash his hands because he doesn’t think germs are real

we gotta send so many guys to the Hague

Post something random or you will have an awful April

“All authors are using AI now” Not true! A lot of us use existential anxiety and hyperfixation

The war in Iran, which was not authorized by Congress, costs $2,000,000,000 per day.

What a stupid time to be alive

The lines at the grocery store were ungodly. A downright affront.

I've been in marketing and related technologies for 35 years. I'm going to give you a free bit of advice: Cancel your April Fools campaigns. It's not too late. They're never funny, no one's ever in the mood for them (especially this year,) and they can only damage your brand.

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility 💜 I’m Kara, a trans woman author. I love games, anime, and sci-fi, + I’m the creator of the queer Portland magical girl team Magica Riot. I’ve been out since 2019. Despite the state of the world, it’s the best thing I ever did. Support me & buy my books! magicariot.com

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series