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Republicans continue to be outraged at the biased media for reporting that the sun is yellow.

I'm not sure starting a needless war that closed the Strait of Hormuz, then stating that ending the war depends on reopening the previously-opened straight, and then it actually DOES reopen but he chooses to continue the US blockade of the aforementioned strait all counts as "a great victory."

I’ve never seen such an unqualified administration speak with such righteous conviction about so many things they know nothing about.

“That sure is a lot of erections.” Something said in my class today by a student. We just finished an article on volcanoes. 🌋 😏 #teaching #education #teachers

This feels important. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

The cognitive dissonance is really setting in over the last 24 hours. Thank you, Jesus! ✨

“Your child is exhausting” should be a valid report card comment. #teaching #education

Look at the pathetic, radical, woke Democrats policing their own. Don’t they know they’re supposed to deny everything and elevate their sexual predators to the highest possible office?

I still think the biggest story of the last week was Melania’s presser. The even bigger story is what she’s trying to stay ahead of, and who she’ll burn to save herself.

Did everyone miss this last time around, or is the Pope fair game but the line is drawn at Jesus? I mean, the line definitely *wasn’t* rape, January 6, Venezuela, tariffs, p**y grabbing, Epstein…

It’s like I’m looking at a poster of Batman villains. 60s Batman, that is.

Bartiromo had better be careful of what false claims she promotes on Fox.

Hey, look - it’s every Democrat’s new campaign poster!

Refreshing, how Orbán conceded instead of screaming about a stolen, fraudulent election and inciting an angry mob to overthrow the government. Hungary gives us hope.

Self-indoctrination at its finest. Years of FOX pushing false narratives of fear & danger to the point where something like this seems normal, instead of being batshit crazy & a direct contradiction to everything his supporters allegedly stand for. Beware false Gods, you f**king hypocrites.

Donald Trump is: profiting off of the presidency, draping ridiculously huge banners of himself on government buildings, tearing up the WH, making plans to build a giant arch, starting needless wars, picking fights with the Pope, likening himself to Jesus and crashing the economy. Republicans: 🦗🦗🦗🦗

Look at the pathetic, radical, woke Democrats policing their own. Don’t they know they’re supposed to deny everything and elevate their sexual predators to the highest possible office?

I’m noticing a good number of MAGA looking for an Iran off-ramp, posting how they’re suddenly disgusted by *all* politicians, no matter which party. Not good enough. If you voted for the rapist felon who tried to overthrow a free election & is undermining our Democracy, you’ll have to do better.

Of course the US will now blockade the straight that was open before we started an ill-informed & unnecessary war that closed the straight and made the only goal of the war to open it again. Genius. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

I’m holding a press conference later today to declare I’ve never been involved with sex traffickers or child molestors. Because that’s what innocent people do. And definitely not to head off any stories, photos, or videos that will surface in the immediate future.

I’m holding a press conference later today to declare my I’ve never been involved with sex traffickers or child molestors. Because that’s what innocent people do. And definitely not to head off any stories, photos, or videos that will surface in the immediate future.

The church I left has a priest who often chokes up during mass. At the Easter Vigil, he fell apart as he said, “and they worshipped false gods who KILLED CHILDREN.” This is the same priest who works FOX points into sermons & criticizes the Pope to praise Trump. I’m unable to process the hypocrisy.

I think we all need to take a moment and redefine “ceasefire.”

It can be tricky, teaching in an area that heavily skews MAGA. And all the more important that my students clearly understood the lesson, and that the parallels were not lost on them.

This stopped being about politics on Jan 6, and we’re now teetering on the precipice of something far worse due to the same unchecked, enabled madman. The couch f**cker and Congress need to do something, now. Morals matter. Ethics matter. Human rights matter. It’s time we stop being the bad guy.

Today the mentally-ill felon wth access to our nuclear codes either has to meet his self-imposed deadline to eradicate “a whole civilization” or make up a batshit story that lets him off the hook and portrays him as a triumphant hero. What terrifies me most is that the odds seem pretty even.

I thought Jan.6 was the perfect place to draw the line. Or sexual assault. Or being a convicted felon. Or openly mocking the disabled. Maybe war crimes will finally do the trick. If not, I can only hope the silent enablers are eventually tried and convicted as well.

I’m good with God. It’s the people currently professing to speak on His behalf I take issue with. Sooooo many issues.

To sum up: Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi both lost their jobs because they were unable break the law and violate the Constitution at the levels that were expected of them.

Just a reminder - the contradictory, free-associated word salads are strategy, not dementia.

I’m tired of people whose only response to the world right now is quoting Fox News and pretending all of this is normal.

Once a rapist, always a rapist. www.usatoday.com/story/news/c...

I was excited to watch this, then Cheryl Hines showed up in the first two minutes and I turned it off. I just can’t.

Hello, baby…. #nowspinning #vinylsky

This has to be a trap, right? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

This pack is full of #TrueBlue resistors! #Resist #VoteBlue2026 #StopTheWar #Democracy Please vet, follow, repost, follow back. REMEMBER TO BE KIND!!! go.bsky.app/QAE44cA

Containing children who have no responsibility, work ethic, or attention span, whose parents do not allow them to be held accountable in school for anything while also demanding they pass every grade and are not allowed to fail. This is public education. #education #teachers #teaching

Almost like he’s been trying to hide it. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...

So I have local MAGA commenting that NO KINGS! is divisive becuase it alienates neighbors who may feel & believe differently and it dissolves both community and American bonds. Not making this up, I swear. 🤯

💥 It's official! Today was the largest single-day nationwide demonstration in US history with an estimate 8 million people coming out for events in communities and cities nationwide.

I’d forgotten how many MAGA still cling to the “paid protestors” narrative. That said, I wonder how many have a world view entirely derived from FOX and Truth Social. Cognitive dissonance can be a real bitch.

I’m grateful that today we showed the world that we are not this administration, and he is not our President.

As always, the people crying election fraud are the ones actually committing election fraud. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

He starts a war and then states the goals for ending the war are to have things back the way they already were before he fucked it all up by starting the war. Also, The Epstein Files.

I am going to redact the fuck out of every piece of paper money I own moving forward. #Sharpieplease