I'm pulling your leg! Here's what it really means...!

in 2001 Gollum was portrayed by an amazing digital serkis

It's time to experience Shulk's debut adventure in a whole new way! Greenoblade Chronicles comes to the Nintendo Switch 2 later this year.

our gextra life charity streams both funded a bunch of stuff for a children's hospital and also had a cascading effect that has led to the gexby ship gaining a life of its own and generating things like this mod. what happens if we do another one? gex 4 gets made?

holy shit

Been sent this post so many times I've lost count

I think if you read WARHOUND and go "Oh, I'm Sartha" and don't immediately do something to fix your own burnt-out sacrificing-everything-for-everyone-else ass, you might have missed the point that Sartha's situation isn't exactly *enviable* outside of the context of her life being a fucking joke 🤣

desired outcome

,,, hh , Theyre already really scary on Their own but the second both Salem and Maggie surround me i get the intense animalistic feeling im seconds away from being torn limb from limb

I'm starting to regret my policy of testing out each new implement of pain on myself before using it on anyone else Like, yes, it's important for safety that I know exactly what I'm inflicting, but also... FUCK, that hurts

Ankylosaurus Dinotaur.

It's Mermay and I believe in fat-Seal Mermaid supremency. Going to be reposting some of my faves over the next week. ❤️❤️❤️🌊

Achrioptera manga is a stick insect found in Madagascar. This is the male it is metallic turquoise-blue. The female is much larger simple brown or green to camouflage with environment. Entirely herbivores and harmless to humans.

obligatory venue but its for a set im a part of selfie 😳 i currently have a resting heart rate of roughly 4 bazillion selfie 😳😳

What if coyotes were also princesses who got their hair brushed for them? 🥺

Everything you post about prying off a snuffbait angel's halo I write another angel who's either an unbreakable hyper-domme or the Doom Slayer, or both

Your great shimmering halo pulses and hums, a golden tuning fork attuned to the frequency of the heavens high above, like ten thousand church bells rung by ten thousand devout. Your light, magnificent, magnanimous, blinding, paints black stone gold and wrought iron white. It all makes me sick.

Going to work out and then go performatively read my physical copy of WARHOUND outside I think

I tell this to new hypnotists in my class all the time; you're gonna be nervous, but it's actually a lot easier than you think it is, and it's a lot of fun to even give it a whirl. What have you got to lose? 🤭

possession

The problem with mortality is that being killed is a service I can only provide once. We really gotta get cracking on necromancy already 😤

Level 9 cleric gf who uses her one use of revivify each day to snuff you and bring you back, doing her best to surprise you every time

jh h hh hh,, yy , yep . Her knife with my name and then talking to Her other girls . im . mmmmm . its all kind of setting in

seeing notifications again and again for the thread She wrote about my final moments feels i keep getting shown the grave She helped dig for me . again and again and again and hhgggghhhhgghhhh

Torture scene idea: don't let story have her morning coffee

I need you all to be aware of Kallo sitting in the windowsill soaking up the rays with his eyes closed

So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/

i keep talking to myself about everything happening and then i just end up at . "She has a knife, with my name on it." and then i just . rrrepeat it . over and over and over and over and over and over while i feel my brain become hollow

My latest obsession, fresh from the engraver: the blade destined for @june.doggirl.net's throat <3 Who ever said I wasn't romantic?

So many of us stumble blindly through life, the path ahead of us shrouded in fog. We grasp onto the things we hope will bring clarity - first our parents, then our friends, our mentors, our partners. We attempt to forge our own paths, hoping that someday we will find the keys to our happiness.

Lord of the Rings cosplay badge for @lithbytes.bsky.social dressed as Tom Bombadil. Bright blue her jacket is, and her boots are yellow! I am open for these for this year's @fur-eh.bsky.social 💚

a big beency-bouncy bunnytaur for my pal @moonlitceleste.bsky.social! yippee wahoo hooray, it's a wonderful bunderful day!

the fine people of bluesky don't even know about all these funny bunny taurs i drew of my sona a couple months back... they still have no idea what kinds of critters i'm capable of... well, i can fix that. please enjoy my take on the Perfect Form

hot take: love and hope is lowkey underrated

now listen here mac, this thing looks like its all hugs ‘n cuddles, but underestimation’s its whole game! All it takes is one swift kick and you’re a goner mac! Now, hop to it!

wait i never posted Usagi Funk here did i... hey check this out

IM NOT A HOUND IM NOT A HOUND I yell as I slowly shrink into a mutt

"Do you ever feel like you're surrounded by dogs" I holler as I overturn my Handler's mech and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Spit

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH WOLVES #Confuzzled #Cfz 📸: JackInTheBox

Mechsplo Dril tweets, add your own.

me and the girls watching Abigail Tresst morph into a problematic revolutionary before our very eyes and baying at the computer screen like distressed mutts

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of The Trauma Of Violent Hierarchy" i holler as i overturn Queen Minister Charith's Citadel and turn the Darsimal Salient into the Shit Salient

BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY HOUNDS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HER SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES

Works unchanged

so long imperial scum! my rebel shitbox mech sputters to life and belches smoke. when the cloud dissipates im twitching on the hangar floor in a muzzle and a plugsuit

Buddy, they won't even let me fuck ancyor

alright. wherever the dart hits on this map is wwhere im building my new Kennel. (dart hits Leukon) Yikes! Uh oh

*kione after getting owned by a crazy dyke standing on a mech's hand* Ok, here's what I think happened 1/10234