Rosie joined our family two years ago, she’s pure love. With the appropriate amount of sass.

This guy went from being feral to lining his bed with stuffed animals. Nature IS healing.

Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.

When my husband (Penguins fan) is watching hockey, I like to ask “is that Olli Määttä?” It’s a cool name and he hasn’t played for the Pens in 10 years. Imagine my surprise when he said finally YES when I conducted my interrogation this afternoon.

Dem ads leading up to the midterms: just an extended dance version of him saying this. Over and over and OVER. @balint.house.gov, please?

It’s called ice bathing and it’s trennnndddyyyy

generations of us grew up happily singing DID SHE PUT UP A FIGHT while sighing wistfully when Sandy realizes all she has to do to snag Danny is put on something slutty. And start smoking. Can we blame the rise of Trump on Grease?

who just straight up drinks milk, you know that shit was squirted out of them wiggly plump fingery boys dangling off an animal with like 87 stomachs right?

Just to keep it straight ... It's Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security who's allegedly having a barely concealed affair with her married aide who tried to fire a Coast Guard pilot for not turning their luxury jet around mid-flight to go back and get her blankie ...

The former Prince Andrew, now officially known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor-who-has-repeatedly-denied-any-wrongdoing

Wanna bet?

Sully & The Sunday Scaries

Fancy single-origin artisan chocolate be damned, nothing hits the spot like a Russell Stover grandma caramel

Lock. Her. UP 👏

Assured my colleagues I’d excel at the Skeleton. “How hard can it be? I’m great at lying down, it’s one of my favorite hobbies.” Which I need to correct because I definitely thought it was something else.

Said goodbye to our Christmas tree today. It was still pretty but starting to feel like depression.

Babe what’s wrong? You barely touched your heart-shaped freeze dried raw beef livers from our local chocolate shoppe

Imagine being this relaxed

I’ve gotten into Pilates. Sorry about that

Are skiiers supposed to hit those pole things

GET THAT FACE OFF YER FACE

Most of the people I knew in my Oklahoma hometown rn

Oh man she’s multiplying

Rosie, in her night nest of blankets. Hoping everyone is safe on this dangerously cold night in New England.

We first published this during the pandemic, but (unfortunately) it still kind of holds up. Plus, it's Laura Ingalls Wilder's birthday today. Enjoy?

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Cold, unblinking stare

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: hello my friend Jeffrey Epstein. anything I can do to assist your pedophilia or associated legal defense? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: thin;s r going goo d. have u herd of gentic diference btwen whit and othes? thank's. Jeffrye WORLD-FAMOUS DIPLOMAT: we must meet at once to discuss this

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

We can’t provide health insurance subsidies or fund school lunches because the cupboard is bare. But we CAN build a 100,000 seat stadium in front of the White House, a massive White House ballroom bunker AND a 250-foot arch based on the Arc De Triomphe.

feels like I’m an honorary staff member at my son’s workplace, just based on vibes. He sent me a photo of a meteorologist wearing a capybara tshirt. I responded “classic Dave”. Have I met this person? No

it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter

it makes me so damn mad that I had to contend with Boston Rob across multiple decades of reality shows. And now my son knows who he is! We are supposed to protect our children 😔

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

*invites you to hot yoga class but it's just us sitting on the floor criss-cross applesauce, scrolling our phones, eating a five-pound bag of Hot Tamales

From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.

Made Detroit Pizza for the first time, big hit www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/week...

St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it

#aurora #vermont

snowy Saturday stroll #Vermont #dogsofbluesky

here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong

"Poor people should just eat healthy food," he rasped as his hands jerked around like Emperor Palpetine at the end of Return of the Jedi.

January thaw got Sully in his feels

Ooh ooh now do men in government

Someone should really do something about that guy. And THAT GUY. And most definitely that GUY.

if you need a quick & tasty snack as you watch our country implode, try cacio e pepe fried olives: people.com/chelsea-faga...