"Okay, your first mistake here is not letting the fire die out before putting the meat on the grill, but I honestly think your main issue is that you put a bear in charge of making the food."

The CDC has stopped monitoring the cursed springs of water that turn you into giant pandas like in Ranma 1/2

Best short so far (other than emberlyn)

An old man is comatose, his wife fled the country, and someone else is removing the carpeting. This is like minute 53 of a Law & Order.

I'm liking tf hula hoops a lot, especially for the "oh no, I can't reverse the direction because the new part is too big"

It was Cardcaptors or Tenchi Muyo for me. Kids WB and Toonami were a hell of a time growing up.

I'm thinking of offering 2 Disney Halloween themed TF story slots. $27.50 for 1.5k+ words TFs Available for: Gadget, Angel, Daisy, Perdita, Minnie, Clarabelle Cow, Magica De Spell, Gazelle, Maid Marian, Rita, Miss Bianca, Duchess, and Vixey DM me for details and if interested

Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book

The dance hall scene in "live action" might actually DE-awaken some furries 🤣

I'm thinking of offering 2 Disney Halloween themed TF story slots. $27.50 for 1.5k+ words TFs Available for: Gadget, Angel, Daisy, Perdita, Minnie, Clarabelle Cow, Magica De Spell, Gazelle, Maid Marian, Rita, Miss Bianca, Duchess, and Vixey DM me for details and if interested

🎨"Varmint" Full render upgrade, done for Fernin, of a piece he got during a recent stream. Turned off the filter for the shading layers and I thought it looked cool so I'm including that.

Bringing this mindset to the lead-up to GTA VI

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I can’t get enough of Count Binface. As miserable as everything has become, a man with a bin for a head promising to build one affordable house is what I need in my news feed. That he’s made such a joke of Farage is just the cherry on top.

Don't buy the remake to Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. The game just came out and how does the team get rewarded? With layoffs. Why should we reward Ubisoft with our hard earned money?? Boycott this shit! insider-gaming.com/assassins-cr...

I don't have these options in my Instagram, so presumably this only applies to certain parts of the world. But make sure to turn them off if you do have them.

No one has better knowledge on productivity and jobs, than someone who just got rid of productivity and jobs.

Looking through my FA gallery, and I've reminded myself of why I don't like doing multi-part stories for people - they NEVER get finished, the commissioner either loses interest or drops contact. I've had more than a few stories that I put a lot of time and effort in which just drive into a wall.

ko-fi.com/acesential/g... I wanted to avoid this for the longest time, but I need help. I have debts. They were accrued the last few years due to anything from educational expenses, funds being tight, to medical expenses. I had to run up a credit card and PayPal credit in order to make ends meet.

The president of the United States is insane, so I'm just gonna do my stupid writing and sell my stupid hats and pretend, yet one more day, that there's a point to any of this.

Only the best meat!

not much experience with kissing humans, but she's doing her best!

Hans Gruber falling with a Goofy "AAAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HWEEEEE..."

Reporters have been able to have one secret video of Mitch McConnell recently. It seems he's just fine and taking showers by himself.

A fully funded recreation of a long dormant star fox growth drive is ready to be shown to you all! thanks in part to my friend JFrancoTheDuck! Pages will be released every few days, you can check them out on my telegram! t.me/+IiszN2QIKQd... Page 1/7 is currently out!

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning for 20 minutes..."

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Tom nook slop

Girl, get in line.

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Inugami!

Be mindful of what you eat tomorrow unless you want to be out in the heat like Raity~ Animation by @thebatfang.bsky.social! youtu.be/_rPieklFf1s?... #mlp #mlpfim #4thofJuly

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Whu-oh, Milton and Rai are playing Jumanji and OF COURSE they end up turned into animals. All they have to do is finish the game to turn back, but that might be tricky because *someone's* a klutz. Collab with @deltadjinn.bsky.social who did some lovely linework :) #transformation #realityshift

Now that Amazing Digital Circus Last Act is available for all, I'm going to offer this... Anyone want a Pomni, Ribbit, or Ragatha TF story? Can allow for a rubberized, goop tf for the former two or a stuffed plushie option on the latterr One slot for $35.50 Completion: Halloween

WHAT THE FUCK

Recently in my Youtube recommendations I saw a video titled something along the lines of "Why Angry Birds 3 is a Bad Movie." And look, I didn't like the new trailer either, but for fuck's sake, at least wait until the movie comes out until you declare it's terrible.

Ah, fuck. He's going to tell me about another settlement that needs my help.

we have, empirically, discovered that there is such a thing as Too Many Fireworks

Hey, rent is due so Opening up for a few pec and butts for a 72 hour turn around. They’re $25 each, if interested send an email with refs to [email protected] Any shares appreciated

Well, at least SOMEONE gets to enjoy a non-disease-ridden, blocked off Reflecting Pool somewhere in other universe.

Celebrating July 4th the way the Founding Fathers intended: rooting for Canada. CANADA VS. MOROCCO LET'S GOOOOO

this month marks the 75th anniversary of the 1951 Disney animated version and hopefully this series will be finished this year 🙏 (more by @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social ) #helluvaboss