I just need those tits to be thematic

Finally the weekend.

Tomodachi Life has given me a glimpse into the mind of writers whose individual fics each cover at least fifty different properties. Yeah, it is fun to see Hubert Fire Emblem crush hard on Gren Dragon Prince, who wouldn't love this shit?

Girlfriends

Everyone at this restaurant is the sad pathetic DA from Batman (2022)

If you can believe it, there are more Tomodachis than stars in the sky

slay the spire 2 lives up to its predecessor in that it also gives me withdrawal symptoms

Installing parental controls on her phone and limiting weekly time with the lovense app to ten minutes

Tech bros: it is a known phenomenon that coders who get promoted to management become shit coders because they stop coding. Also tech bros: thanks to the marvels of AI, I no longer have to code all the time. I'm going to become an even better coder as a result.

I love gambling at the record store on something I've never heard of before. This EP fucks so hard.

I'm sorry darling, the moment has passed. I shant cum in your ear.

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

One of my favorite movies is Perfect Blue which is about a girl named blue who is perfect and with the help of her friends, and you, using various clues left behind, blue can figure out a great mystery about her imaginary friend Steve Minecraft

Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.

Type 2 consent

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

New gaming chair just dropped

Star Wars actually got bad in Empire Strikes Back because that's where it started to get treated seriously, irreparably severing it from its roots in the absolute garbage that George Lucas loved as an adolescent It should've all been a little schlockier and lower budget

Nintendo has canonized Peach and Rosalina as sisters???

Literally me when my wife decided to force pink into my wardrobe

Gneepnarp

INSANE DIALOGUE

Always remember to pet the dog!

i need a qr code sewn into my denim jacket that leads to a webpage controlled by my Domme who uploads various compromising media of me

My wife is what lurkers dream poasters are like irl

I am Jack's throbbing bean

Did you know that if you mix equal parts Coke and Pepsi you can make napalm?

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

which way western they? soy boys plant based burger? or the gay flag indian roti house?

Listen boy me may have also been poly but he could not fathom what I am capable of these days

I have been informed pee is not stored in the hamster. I wish to grieve alone at this point.

feral, lice-ridden Nintendogs are roaming the cyber streets and attacking any programs unlucky enough to get in their way

"The Seikilos Epitaph told me to shine" as justification for showing up at work dressed in latex

Taps sign

Oh no, Alicia, did you just eat my forever age regression brownie? You'll have to grow all the way back up now. See you in fifteen years.

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Something you kinda have to find out from experience is how much nicer kneeling is in a rich person's house. They have that extra heavy carpet foam padding. It's like kneeling on a cloud.

a divinity is the manifestation of a concept - it requires mortal belief to exist. to control a god's image; bind it to yourself through false legend, slowly subsume it as part of your own mythos, is to construct a wholly unbreakable cage, housing a thoroughly defanged, syncretized little deity

Damn this ruled i gotta get back to learning how to draw

The hottest thing a domme can be is secretly pathetic

Just heard "my culture is not your costume" in regard to fujoshis

Love that moment when you've had enough of a shit ass doctor and then the next one details to you all the ways they were even more of a shitstain than you knew

Boymoding today (pocketing a book in my cargo pants)

teaching a Knight the meaning of duty by getting them pregnant and forcing them to carry the child to term

announcing Pokemon: Let's Go Lesbians and Pokemon: Let's go Brandon versions

The internet started going downhill when we removed the under construction gifs.

The new Xbox will get you make your womb incredibly fertile. If you do not have a womb, it will serve as one. This is the power of Xbox.