Lotta people seem to think they've discovered the next stage of queer literature and it's just Hayes Code with extra steps

Greatest city in the world

how do i get my bluesky to look like this

godot grinds my gears with so many design choices. what do you mean you have a `changed` signal that only emits when *some* things are changed??? is this easy to deal with? yes. am i mad? also yes.

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

On this day Sonic is 35 years old and Shadow is 25 years old. Thats right Sonic is a millennial and Shadow is a zoomer.

Witch Hat Atelier s1 is finished and now i can safely say that the back half of that season was unfortunate

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

You will always want to put your eyes in the blender after interacting with a piece of tech bro software because they don't even care about their own experience making it. They can't imagine a good experience for you because they can't even imagine fixing their own development experience.

Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”

If y'all had told me Picard and Q end up in the same polycule I'd have watched this show a lot sooner

ohhhhh my job is taking a direction 😓

Quick Tails warmup #art #sonic_the_hedgehog

All i can dare hope for is a reprint of discs for seasons 1-4

In a mexican joint that's playing near-exclusively Massive Attack on the speakers

Edelgard

18 months from now this site is going to be eviscerated by the orbital bombardment of rehashing queerness in persona 4

Bottoms are so scary 🫣

Igor about to welcome me to Arkham City

Not even a release year for persona 6 see y'all in like seven years

sorry man you cant be showing me boring shit like this im thinking about the ethical implications of 1800s yakuza tupac for like the res tof the show

Not even Assassin's Creed can shovel new content anymore

LET HIM DIE

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

The era of Dad Games has ended. The dawn of Wifecore begins.

Beach weekend coming to an end

Men: if you want to get sucked off while watching 2000s reruns of world series of poker, the estrogen is right there

ime when talking about transness in popular fiction its often treated as common wisdom that Boys Can Like Being Pretty is a greater rebellion against patriarchy than Boys Can Become Girls but no ones banning guyliner or restricting conditioner to people with an F on their birth certificate, idiots!

goddamn i need one of my desired creative projects to be small. please.

What it feels like to be Activated by the ancient technology

"I said give me a screenshot!" said the helpdesk employee upon receiving the pasted output of the terminal command he gave me

Crazy that “My Annoying Sister Killed Me With Her Car And Now I‘ve Been Reincarnated As A Mid-Level Bureaucrat In A World Of Catgirls Made Of Slime Who Have To Have Sex With Me In Order To Live But I Have To Get This Paperwork Done Or My Boss Is Gonna Kill Me” didn’t provide the returns they wanted

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

I just need those tits to be thematic

Finally the weekend.

Tomodachi Life has given me a glimpse into the mind of writers whose individual fics each cover at least fifty different properties. Yeah, it is fun to see Hubert Fire Emblem crush hard on Gren Dragon Prince, who wouldn't love this shit?

Girlfriends

Everyone at this restaurant is the sad pathetic DA from Batman (2022)

If you can believe it, there are more Tomodachis than stars in the sky

slay the spire 2 lives up to its predecessor in that it also gives me withdrawal symptoms

Installing parental controls on her phone and limiting weekly time with the lovense app to ten minutes

Tech bros: it is a known phenomenon that coders who get promoted to management become shit coders because they stop coding. Also tech bros: thanks to the marvels of AI, I no longer have to code all the time. I'm going to become an even better coder as a result.

I love gambling at the record store on something I've never heard of before. This EP fucks so hard.

I'm sorry darling, the moment has passed. I shant cum in your ear.

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

One of my favorite movies is Perfect Blue which is about a girl named blue who is perfect and with the help of her friends, and you, using various clues left behind, blue can figure out a great mystery about her imaginary friend Steve Minecraft