If you’re a Twins or Vikings fan, this is most certainly true.

I’ve argued this for years. The imperfect human element of the sport is one of the things I love.

Petro says the “Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure” when it was bombed by the U.S. military.

I really miss my Blackberry.

I don't think the idiots on the right realize what they're suggesting by threatening to invade Canada. The Canadians are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet, right up until you piss them off. That's the moment you'll realize you f^cked up.

I just can’t do this for three more years.

He betrayed his oath as a physician and sold out the country when he voted to confirm RFK Jr, knows damn well he’s a dangerous quack, but keeping Trump neutral in his primary is his highest priority.

True.

When you’re a parent of small children, you pray for a moment of peace to shower or drink your coffee or just… think. When you drop your youngest off at university and the house is so quiet, you long for their joyful noise.

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Dr. Demetre, in his resignation from the CDC, said this: “I have never experienced such radical non-transparency, nor have I seen such unskilled manipulation of data to achieve a political end rather than the good of the American people”. It is an outrage that RFK Jr. remains as head of HHS.

Upon first glance, seriously thought this was a post from @theonion.com.

The White House landscape now matches our national political one.

Ozzy Osborne 1948 - 2025

This is absolutely me in a nutshell. Broken but somehow healed…by nature.

The clearest possible indication that Bove now has enough votes to be confirmed.

They played the long game and we just sat back at watched.

Ughhhh www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/u...

Oh, Mikey…. So naive! 🤦🏻‍♀️

the interesting thing about the Diddy verdict is that House Republicans are about to vote to take away healthcare from tens of millions of Americas

“Second-wave feminists embraced sexual freedom in the 1960s, a decade that saw the rise of the birth control pill, and fought for women to get their own credit cards in the 1970s.“ www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below

“Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said one of the sources, who frowned as they took in the sight of the overdressed DHS chief adjusting the quiver of arrows she wore over her back. theonion.com/no-one-...

Mike Lee was born with every conceivable advantage in life. His father was US Solicitor Gen & dean of BYU Law, where Mike went to school. Older brother UT Sup Ct justice. Then he got jobs where family connections certainly help open doors. But he decided he wanted to be Catturd.

I suffer mental anguish every day Trump is president, so I guess we’re even.

The irony is not lost on us.

Un-American for thine, graduation for mine.

The same people who went apoplectic when asked to wear a mask to *protect people* in a pandemic eagerly wear one to *kidnap people* in Gestapo cosplay.

Say what you will about President Biden, he never told me I should only buy 5 pencils or 2 dolls for my kids.

FIVE PENCILS, KID. FIVE

As if I needed one, here’s one more reason to love Fairhope.

A president who has the power to send an innocent human being to a foreign concentration camp, but claims he lacks the power to bring them back, is committing the crime of false imprisonment.

I kind of want to go

Every day we learn anew just how much classified ads were perhaps the load-bearing pillar of American hegemony

There's only 317 days before pitchers and catchers report for the 2026 season. #MNTwins

I’m pretty sure running around on stage with a chain saw bragging about ruining people’s lives makes you the bigger jerk.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

I’m wondering this too

A new type of vaccine based on mRNA technology is seen by many as a potential breakthrough in the fight against cancer. We sat down with oncologist Lennard Lee to discuss why he hopes these vaccines will prove to be the “silver lining of the pandemic.”

90% of people diagnosed with pancreatic cancer die from the disease. That's why the medical community is excited about the results of a small trial in which nearly half of the pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease remained relapse-free three years later.

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

You must read this immediately. You’re welcome. moron94.vercel.app

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

South Dakota’s pride and joy. 🙄

This is some messed up shit…

The United States just voted against a United Nations resolution condemning Russia for invading Ukraine. The US sided with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and the Grand Ayatollah of Iran.

Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board? Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace. Reporter: Have you seen any shows there? Trump: No, I didn’t go.

She’s not the sharpest knife in the box.