Todays the day

So who’s really the psycho?

Instead of thoughts and prayers send me THOTS and Myscle Bears. Thank

For some reason the solution I came up with was to do a load of laundry for this person which feels like a trauma response that I should unpack but like, so many other things to deal with

How do you explain to someone that saying ‘I know you don’t want information about a specific subject because of your mental health but here’s every detail about it’ is still you getting information about it? Already tried using those exact words

Just thinking about things

Got the apartment to myself so I haven’t worn pants in two days 🤷‍♂️

Hear me out

These are from a walk I took a few weeks back.

People say you should listen to your instincts but my instincts tell me that every time I make a cup of tea I should say "Why did Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft" so I think people are just wrong.

No one is apolitical. Not a single person. Some people are just comfortable enough to ignore it.

My good side is my personality and that makes dating apps real hard 🫤

Rewatching Dragula S4 and drag is art and art is subjective but Mary Cherry walked into that haunted house without nails and that’s a problem 🫤

For those of you sleuthing to find the Kirk assassin using the photos released by the FBI, please remember the Boston Marathon Bombings. Countless people on reddit and 4chan, many of whom were very well-meaning, pointed the finger at innocent people. (thread)

idk why so many people appear to have immense difficulty understanding the difference between someone being targeted for their innate identity vs someone being targeted for making the conscious choice to be a disgusting bigot who actively terrorizes people who aren't like them

Just gonna leave this right here. No reason

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

It’s not too complex, nuance just doesn’t serve their purpose 🫤

“Kirk & I were on different sides of most political arguments. We were on the same side of the continued possibility of American politics.” So it’s personal? B/c if you were a Black woman or transgender, Kirk would not imagine you having any role in the future of American politics.

idk babe. it’s america. people just get shot here all the time and it does not matter who they are or how they voted and no one is interested in changing that

Have we considered this might have been about people who answer questions with questions?

all the talking heads right now

At some point, the white community is going to have to do something about the high rates of crime in white neighborhoods.

It’s political violence when it’s done TO them. When they do it it’s usually a hate crime

This explains it better than I can

If he had even a single redeeming quality this would be too soon.

Is Monday bad? Sure, but you have to remember we made Monday up.

Too gay

The only way to be real is to be loved to absolute shreds. G’luck kiddo

Todays anxiety is the colours: FURY and NAUSEA

Who needs right and wrong when you have

Tag yourself I’m “corned beef torpedo” 🙂‍↕️

Listening to a playlist of all the songs they used in big mouth so it goes from like… sad slow covers of bad blood to throat goat and yeah. Sad boi fuckboi music for sure for sure

The friends I’m crashing with are having a suburban backyard party and all I have to wear is the sluttiest underwear imaginable🥲

Okay, here me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

I’ll still be psyched on his expiration date.

Depression with a faun complex is wild because literally none of my problems will be solved by the headlights coming towards me, but how even do I make myself move?

Very often the price of dignity is conveniently the same as minimum wage.

Being kind costs nothing. Unless it’s to really rude, entitled people. Then it costs you your dignity.

If you’re praying for the victims and there are still victims, then either the thing you’re praying to doesn’t exist or wants those people dead, so either way, the prayers are ineffective. So maybe try actions.

My ex is getting flirty so I need to find a fwb before I do something stupid

I’m not saying I don’t appreciate a nice butt/ tig old set of man biddies but I wanna see your face first 🥲

@kelpiesi.bsky.social Don’t freak out but this hot nerd has an adventure time reference in their profile and I think we should simp for them because of that

I want safe online spaces for everybody but also getting taps from women on Grindr makes me want to Grind my teeth till they crack and come spilling out of my mouth like I’m that trash bag from the Magnus archives

Manifesting a bottom himbo with six figures and low standards 🤞

if you fuck republicans you suck

Oh! Yeah me too… totally put effort into this and not just mental illness

Look, I know perfection is the enemy of the good and that’s fine for y’all, but I’m different and shall be giving up the first time I do bad thanks