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If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

Looking forward to an apology from the WH for blaming liberals and trans people. This is a Fuentes/Kirk turf war, apparently.

New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's. If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too. It's just a question of political will.

Congress passed a bipartisan law long ago mandating that a plaque honoring the officers who defended Capitol on J6 be displayed in the building. Mike Johnson has ignored that law and refuses to do it.

Fact check: True.

If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.

Multiple CDC leaders have resigned in the wake of layoffs and a shooting at the agency’s headquarters this month.

"The findings confirm that, while Twitter was once the platform of choice for a majority of science communicators, those same people have since abandoned it in droves. And of the alternatives available, Bluesky seems to be their new platform of choice." arstechnica.com/science/2025...

Don’t look away

Maybe he should use those funds to pay back the NYS taxpayers who paid his sex assault fines.

Whoopsy

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

After canceling Colbert for ‘financial’ reasons, Paramount pays $1.5 billion for South Park streaming rights

Time For Stephen Colbert To Light Shit On Fire www.splinter.com/time-for-ste...

Watch them replace him with Greg Gutfeld.

Well they cancelled Colbert. Fuck those fucking assholes.

Closer to a stroke every day #venousinsuffiency

When you hire ridiculous performers from vapid TV shows, expect ridiculous performances for vapid TV spots.

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Have they figured out how to blame Joe Biden for the flood?

Just a reminder: USA, you lost your marbles. You could have had a prosecutor as your president, but instead you chose this: I am só sick & tired of your idiocracy. Go fix yourself, you idiots.

This should go well for him.

Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance

This would thrill me to no end.

Two things to keep in mind tonight: 1) Cuomo is an arrogant asshole. 2) NYC voters aren’t stupid.

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

Phang: If you were scrolling on social media and saw a dog locked up in the middle of the Everglades—in the sun, in the heat, in the humidity—the outrage would be wild, wouldn’t it? But then—we’re okay with human beings being treated like that?

This man really thought he is such the magical white man that he alone could stop a conflict that’s been happening longer than his long ass life. His megalomaniac level of stupidity is astounding. He has learned so little in his many years.

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

I can’t speak for every city, but here in LA, ICE bounty hunters aren’t going after gang members. They’re hunting the vulnerable: gardeners, street vendors, day laborers. Easy money, no risk. Folks need to stop pretending this is about crime. @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social—thank you for your words.

I'm seeing a lot of MAGA trolls. Did they hitch a ride here in JD Vance's couch cushions? Block, report, repeat.

Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.

He was humiliated on No Kings Day, so he bombed a country to self-soothe.

😳😳

This is the kind of excessive force case DOJ routinely prosecutes. They should open an investigation here, based on the misconduct not the victims status.

Been in office 6 months. 6. And he just bombed Iran

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

Whether visible or invisible, permanent or temporary, almost all of us will have or know someone with a disability. As Mayor, I’ll fight like hell for truly accessible public transit.

Hey, Mike. As someone whose wife barely survived an assassination attempt, let me tell you: Your joke isn't funny and you have an entire state to apologize to.

They’re doing jobs Americans refuse to do and they’re being hunted ….

I like this Gavin more than podcast Gavin.

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.