AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if he won’t walk back his praise of Zohran Mamdani, I will have no choice but to stop secretly voting for him and funding his campaigns.

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

deprogramming him would be so fucking funny it's never going to happen. but I can laugh about the what ifs.

What stage of fascism is it when the leader doesn’t mind being called a fascist? 🤔 #Trumpland #USFascism

another rare good day in American politics sponsored by Zohran Mamdani

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?

Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014).

I love this for her. She’s probably inundated with a hereunto unseen wave of hate by people who are supposed to be her base because she sincerely, in her own stupid way, fought for the epstein files to be released only to realize she was in the pro-pedophilia party. She’s Moses in the desert lmfao.

they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well

“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right

QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.

when you yell at me for committing credit card fraud, this is who you're yelling at

Every good discord

A Frank Herbert-ass fact about the world

"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true

disappointed that game devs are bringing back ps1 and ps2 era graphics without also bringing back fmv cutscenes in wildly different artstyles

lol it's real

so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss

FYI: turning off "Smart features" also turns off spell check and the promotions and social tabs. And more. In effect, a lot of traditional tools in gmail are switched off if you don't let them upload your contracts, love notes, and sad messages to your friends into their plagiarism machine.

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

This is, frankly, how Extremely Normal People get radicalized against ICE.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

The way the right immediately mobilized and created target lists of enemies to go after couldn't be a better illustration of how MAGA was born out of Gamergate and absolutely nothing has changed. It was the same playbook they created to go after women and minorities for "ethics in video games."

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Super extra rare Hero blep pic. You’re welcome.

I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me

Many come to mind. Thankfully this one stuck.

surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline

the bernadetta experience

real heated blankie hours

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

Lyndon Baines Johnson in his wise and merciful benevolence attempted to elevate the white working class to sapience with his Great Society and they killed them for it

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Low key honored to be served by this regional sewer district 🫡

Hand editing your Windows Registry is not something I would normally recommend, but these instructions are simple and direct. Do exactly as directed and you'll be fine. If you get lost/stuck for some reason, tag me.

oh my good lord it was running on GPT 4.0, the one that's so sycophantic it induces psychosis and holy fuck

Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives

Chick-fil-a Hogwarts Legacy Hobby Lobby Salvation Army Please god just say the names

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