Top 10 Lies told by Parents

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The Best Toy You've Never Heard Of.

I'm enjoying all of these but on some level I think it is because it reflects the fact that big youtube watchers are, on a very fundamental level, babies

get a load of THIS guy!

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fucking meltdown this evening realizing that my employer sponsored health insurance changing pharmacy benefit managers means we no longer get grouped into a broad $0 copay for specialty meds and instead have to go chasing fucking manufacturer discounts

It’s common and sort of understandable to see Miller as this evil genius. Important to remember he’s actually a complete fucking moron who, when he got a chance, immediately engineered a PR disaster that shitcanned Trump’s best-polling issue. Always the way with these types.

Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935

okay fellow white people, they're doing this because they believe this will appease us and it can't the only way forward is the dissolving of the agency totally fuck them abolish ice is the ONLY way forward

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

This is the thread you should be reading instead of panic attacks in skeet form.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The internal polling that conservatives are seeing on this has to be insane

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

#akotsk #hotd it runs in the family

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This is one of the things that I find is most shocking to people outside Minnesota who don’t realize it yet—the scale at which everyone who isn’t white has been forced into a spectrum of hiding. Very good article drawing out the Tahrir Square comparison.

I thank my lucky stars every day that the autocrats we are dealing with in this country are very impatient, and not very bright.

There is one side of the aisle that is deeply deeply flawed, and then there’s the ruling party that wants more of what happened in Minnesota this weekend Not just the shooting, but the whole lawless, bigoted, gleefully violent crackdowns. They crave it. Those are your two options

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

‘The people are being charged with keeping the peace, asked to stand firm against the federal agents who are disrupting it. This is a sick form of double taxation — your paycheck gets docked so that a guy in a mask can beat you up while you try to calm him down.’

They're going to be mercenaries 😌 #ff7

Can’t get over that Pretti’s parents yesterday woke up thinking everything was normal and by the end of the day they were watching the federal government trash their dead son.

The nurses are pissed

the prophecy has been fulfilled. #stinkyratboys

On some level I do question the ICE strategy of creating a historical event that will be remembered as one or more Oscar award winning historical dramas.

I deleted TikTok back when the Oracle purchase was announced but if you've still got it, you GOTTA dump it. Especially for trans folks. It straight up says in the new TOS that they--Oracle, the company that has active ties to the Trump admin--are monitoring and documenting trans and NB users.

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

They like cops so much that all we’re getting is cops. No roads, no bridges, no school funding, no culture money, just a bouquet of different types of cops

What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists

books about this era are going to heavily feature the failed Horst Wesseling of Kirk. it was the first place where the regime wanted something, got elite buy-in, and it blew up in their face

Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze: - looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants) - put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed - drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds - keep curtains and blinds closed - use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home

remarkably appropriate meme

Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian