I doubt I'm the only one who gets those stupid generated stories on YouTube about secret millionaire brides or magic school academies but I hate them so much I want to parody them into cringeville

okay so i didn't write a lot of dimilix today bc i was super exhausted but i did imagine them a lot!!! yurimilix, 80s fantasymilix, dimilix as betta fishmilix fighting each other until they start doing a mating dance.....

okay next twelve hours are dimilix time time to work on projects maybe i will write a small pop star minisequel 🤔

(i swear i'm not making this up also for the sequel slash special the creator wrote a trans story about acceptance and change and also chewing on your parent's face really) www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKg...

listen i just think sometimes dimitri should be metaphorically and literally broken into parts, often because of his own self-destructiveness and felix should look at all those parts and be like "hm, i'd still tap this, still worthy, also i like the whole thing actually" it's my BRAND

Ahhh dimilix week is coming up hmmmmm

thinking today about dimitri trying to wear naughty lingerie for felix as a surprise but felix found it, thought it belonged to someone else, and proceeds to spend all night guarding the front door because someone must have snuck inside and slept on their sofa because they have weird neighbors

Maybe I'll get to dimilix tonight 🤔🤔🤔

+gnaws on the bars of my cage+ germany why you put your training camp two and a half hours away from me why you in US at all this summer don't you know it's lame??? why are you tempting me?!?!?!

fellas is it straight to offer to unburden your heart to your childhood best friend in a chapel? asking for a monarch

Ggghggghgg dimilix... I should write them doing something silly with mud.....

🤔 wip wednesday uhhh what are dimilix doing what do you want them to do

DO NOT TOUCH WILDLIFE. DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE AND HABITUATE IT TO HANGING OUT AROUND HUMANS. DO NOT HANDLE WOUNDED WILDLIFE, CALL A PROFESSIONAL. EXTREMELY DO NOT BREASTFEED BATS.

new unhinged modern headcanon is that Felix is a super-secret kuromi fan and has an entire plush collection he hides in his gym room dimitri knows about it bc dimitri is allowed in the gym room sylvain found out about it and thought felix kidnapped someone for ransom (felix rolled with this lie)

dimilix should be trapped in a centuries-long UST that is where my brain is today what are they doing for centuries? i don't know!! staring longingly over a long long riverbed! catching eyes across a village! tracking down each other over swords on a train!!!

tfw you continually pivot between 'haven't i written this before' and 'why should i care imma do it AGAIN'

sure dimitri and felix try to stay up and celebrate new year's but felix always realizes it's past dimitri's bedtime and forces him beneath the covers and if he doesn't comply, felix will sit on him.

I was sitting in the hallway during college and this maintenance guy is working on a window and stops to talk to me and out of nowhere goes "Can I ask you something? Why are you so hard on yourself? You're smart" and I never felt so painfully psychoanalyzed in such a short timeframe.

Just Boar Bathing

felix trying to shop for a water bottle for dimitri to use at the gym and being an absolute hellion about it. "This is steel? Is it reinforced? Where's the titanium one? What do you mean there's no titanium? And the straw? Doesn't that have microplastics?"

nope nope nope still back on utenalix bc of my amazing exchange gift like... timeskip mitri choosing to sleep in a coffin in the depths of garreg mach because that's where he should be and felix is like "no i am going to drag this thing around somehow maybe i'll invent elevators?" unhinged thoughts

sorry @saintconsumed.bsky.social i am writing you a little end of year thing bc you had to go through the bother of formatting my mess this year it is only chapter 1 though we might get to the microplastics EVENTUALLY archiveofourown.org/works/766262... (going to be nsfw, mind tags)

hmmm har har har ke ke ke

putting together idea journal and one of them is "fellas is it gay to collar your best friend and then watch them duel in a maid costume" sometimes you just gotta cook

i isurvived work!!! dimilix time dimilix time

Merry dimilixmas @foxkunkun.bsky.social !!! I am sorry I couldn't choose a prompt so I tried to do all of them and ended up with magical cat girl pop star 🐈‍⬛️🐈‍⬛️🐈‍⬛️🐈‍⬛️😅 archiveofourown.org/works/76116656

merry holidayfish to those who need it may your afternoon be filled with peace, calm, no raccoons diving into your trash, and at least one peppermint thingy with a sprig of holly somewhere on it

On the 11th day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... 11 Postal Pegasi 10 training grounds 9 Dedue soup cups 8 severe scoldings 7 fluffy down pillows 6 steaks extra crunchy 5 silver spears!! 4 sonnets most rude 3 titanium pens 2 turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

this time of year i am all in on Nutcracker dimilix but it is Felix going to hunt down the rat king only to be like "hm, yes, i can fix him and bully him and make him wear a ribbon" if he has to duel with a toothpick, HE WILL

On the tenth day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Ten training grounds Nine Dedue soup cups Eight severe scoldings Seven fluffy down pillows Six steaks extra crunchy Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the ninth day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Nine Dedue soup cups Eight severe scoldings Seven fluffy down pillows Six steaks extra crunchy Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the eighrh day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Eight severe scoldings Seven fluffy down pillows Six steaks extra crunchy Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the seventh day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Seven fluffy down pillows Six steaks extra crunchy Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the sixth day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Six steaks extra crunchy Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the fifth day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Five silver spears!! Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the fourth day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Four sonnets most rude Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

On the third day of sothismas Felix gave to Dimitri.... Three titanium pens Two turtle hogs And a sword wrapped in three snuggies

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on the second day of sothismas felix gifted dimitri two turtle hogs

on the first day of sothismas felix gifted dimitri... a sword wrapped in six snugglies

alas once again we did not get our dimilix holiday duo it's dimitri's fault though he's trying his very best to make gingerbread cookies for everyone and he thought they needed protein so he added salami leather jackets

in a secret secret twist tonight we get santa-lionmitri for lin's bfffff's birthday this is a true fact

just know if you are struggling with your exchange i still support you as does dimitri alexandre blaiddyd not felix though. felix has his winter bow. felix is just waiting for the opportunity to deadeye somebody

jingles sideways this is when we get our dimilix holiday alt which is to say the two of them smashed together tied with ribbon

I should really write fallen angelix winter godmitri prequel I am in the mood for weird

felix inventing sneakers so that brave dimitri's bare feet are covered. this is madness!! this is shameful!! this is explicit!!!

ahhh we had snow... somehow... this makes me think about fantasy folk tale dimilix... snow queen dimitri but felix barges in, demands dimitri turn up the heat, and proceeds to grief him about frozen swords are no good to anyone

my biggest amusement with the USPS is going in to talk to our postal workers and they ask me about boxes so I just get to go "it's a /horse/" and leave it as vague as possible beyond that