hey wow germany got some mojo back germany remembered where the goal is good on them i think i need a stiff drink

sometimes i like to think about 80s dark fantasy dimilix but the actual dark fantasy is felix imagining dimitri in a schoolgirl skirt and no jacket. felix gets to be... unhinged....

Not done in time for yurimilix but one day!!!!!

Very important Faerghus harvest ritual

Dimitri as a horsegirl and Felix as the baffled SO

Why am I at work and not dimilix Can dimilix count as work related activities

in my 3h universe rhea's a playable character recruited at the very beginning of the timeskip however she's basically a nino bc she is weak and tired and can't even transform yet and SS spends time letting her interact with people and grow with by1eth and approach her messy mommy issues

today i am thinking about immortal dimilix; sure they can't die (even when dimitri sometimes feels he deserves to) but they can be separated and felix lives in constant anxiety of that one time he and dimitri were separated by a continent for decades and it took him YEARS to catch a trail

I just want Felix unhinged at Dimitri whereas 99.9% of the time Dimitri is bemused and like "look at my skronkly watch him slurp his spaghetti"

Wheeeee tonight I should dimilix what will I dimilix about though 🤔🤔🤔 Felix buying a Mitri figure and critiquing it HELLO how did the sculptor get it so wrong?!?!

sorry today i am thinking of felix fighting in a maid costume as dimitri (politely) cheers for felix; it's okay, dimitri is holding an extra skirt for when felix tears it up

Hmhmhm

Still a bit wild to me y'all Virginia is a moderate-centrist state and yet already something like nine.... yen flips??? Maybe it wasn't the best idea to invite a techbro to serial killer axe jobs?? Or for the governor and AG to shrug their shoulders and not challenge those choices? 🙃🙃🙃🐈🤺

fffffffffffffffff at least i can sleep a little better tonight (or not. i took an evening nap. do not do that if you want to sleep properly!!!)

Anyway dimilix thoughts too many RIP mu exchange person you are just going to get the Bingo card of fics

Come on Virginiaour flag has a lady stabbying a king I think we collectively need to follow her example Maybe not with the stabbying but at least the core thesis here

i did formally watch kpop demon hunters last night and all it did is remind me i can dimilix it

dimilix.... bring it on AU...

hmmm for the scary day i will repost my suspiria AU because I don't write horror normally and not sure if I did it right and also yurimilix art school shenanigans like witches and flowers and pining for your estranged roommate is fun archiveofourown.org/works/697920...

maybe i should mash all these ideas together... mecha pilot felix goes to the underwhere to solve a mystery with lionmitri who lends him an overcoat that smells really really nice and also a moon goddess is involved somehow

Never ask me about dogs I have endless absurd dog things.

Felix is starting to be mildly concerned about all the random lances about. One was blinking an eyeball. Felix is pretty sure lances don't have eyeballs.

the virginian in me is having a mild crisis about hearing people say "norfolk" i have no idea how to tie this to dimilix but i'm just saying. pain.

IS writing dimilix Pirate AU for me!!! Ahahahah!!!

constantly in danger of losing himself dimitri and his guardian angel felix who is the worst guardian angel ever. he's so bad at it. he's so mean. no wonder little devil cornelia is so effective at whispering in dimitri's ear (she has stylish leather boots)

Crablix and Crabmitri going on the annual trip to the remote island to mate and hibernate and Crabmitri laying his eggs in the sand while Crablix waves his huge claws thrateningly

Santalix getting his BuJo ready to make Naughty and Nice lists. Only Annette and Dedue are on the Nice list. Only Dimitri is on the Naughty list for "Staying up too late" or "Breaking a precious iron lance" and "Not eating his vegetables unless I held them in front of his nose"

sorry no dimilix thoughts today only felix trying to hold lionmitri still in a giant bathtub and it is not working

today i am once again thinking of pit fighter deeply angry dimitri and slightly spoiled arena watcher felix it is very heavy on sex and walking around each other, low on cuddles, but first i should probably focus in on mechamilix and lionmitrilix 🤔

#nokings except for Charles Spaniels. They can stay.

ahhh.... the new FB just makes me think of Felix using thunder magic specifically because he expects Dimitri to be able to avoid it and launch ahead and this just makes them extra annoying to everyone else Sylvain being like FELIX, WE ARE NOT ELECTROCUTING OUR CAVALRY JUST FOR HIJINKS

also when do I get my Felix-Soren duo unit IS, aka "these teenagers need a good wake up call and some maturity and have serious clingy messy UST with their main lord" let's doooo it

ahhhh i think... dimilix... should have an adventure... in muppetland....

listen i write like... three sentences a day... that is... suffering...

*whacks dimilix together* tonight is a yanderelix night not in a 'i'll murder people' for you kind of way but felix being hyper-obsessively aware and getting very annoyed when someone else takes dimitri's attention during dimitri's dinnertime and dimitri's wind down time he has a SCHEDULE dammit!!!

Dimilix is everywhere for those with the brainrot to see it ohohohoh

(i don't even know how to lead my ramblings into 'this is why elincia x delbray siblings is a fun tellius pairing actually' but know it's there)

anyway i just want felix to yank a sword out of dimitri and dimitri to recognize that he's more than that sword even as dimitri is still trying to create an entire dictionary to insist that his dimitri is not that dimitri but instead an entirely different being historians are confused

maybe that is the key right there maybe felix is the crow man hovering around dimitri trying to purge the plastics so dimitri can lead a safe, secure life but spoiler alert dimitri always goes to clean up the beach therefore crowlix's work is never done 😞

We do need more pirate dimilix but you know Felix goes full cat mode when surrounded by water I bet he sits in the crow's nest and just hisses away as Dimitri tries to call him down

no kings except maybe one dimitri alexandre blaiddyd and that guy from Enjoy the Silence. he seems pretty chill.

I want to write more Ace Attorney dimilix but all that's coming to mind is Felix being too fixated on Dimitri in a coat to think straight 😅😅😭

Sign-ups for the #Dimilix Holiday Exchange are closed! We aim to have matches sent out by the end of October. And while the naughty or nice list was hotly debated in the year of our canonical Catboy Dimitri, it's reassuring to know that for years, the boar prince and I were inseparable. I know h

Saw a bad take that was basically "Felix said Dimitri was bad that proves he's bad" good person have you met Felix Fraldarius he claims that Dimitri stole all his Cheerios too

ahhhhh day off can i dimilix even a little bit maybe they might talk to one another about something other than UST and sharp objects

Oh no maybe we do need more Tellius AU dimilix 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Felix has to ride lionmitri and is very very tsun about it

Do it. Sooner or later your knees will ache your time will contract so may as well do the thing you wanna do now

don't show this to felix he's gonna go spare

signing up for dimilix exchange it's just like signing up for a potluck dinner and this is how felix will get dimitri to eat potatoes and carrots and dimitri sneakily gets felix to get gravy sauce near his lips they think they are so clever