farmer felix had a boar oh my oh my no and this boar he made do chores oh my oh my no "felix, is the pig tail really necessary?" "yes, obviously" "... .. but shouldn't there be... more clothing?"

Moonwatching or Mouthwatching? How can Dimitri decide? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

three day weekend wheee how to dimilix how to dimilix

Dimilix Count of Monte Cristo.... Mmmmmrrrrrrr

Felix trying to chomp down on Dimitri's scruff and drag him down and Dimitri being so amused and trolly about it "oh no my Duke is so upset alas I am a poor prey creature being dragged away..."

felix creating a complex sprinkler system in their backyard under the belief that "boars need mud to relax" but really, this only fuels dimitri's little herb garden obsession

today i'm thinking of modern au where dimitri discovers the joy of Old Bay seasoning and this only goes sideways when he starts licking at Felix's -

felix missing his calling being a tiktok zoologist

lately i've been imagining dimiyuri - warrior princess edition and it is incredibly campy to me

i want to revisit dimilix ace attorney au.... i want felix to be weird about prosecutomitri....

was going to write played TotK now just need you guys to ignore me imagining dimitri and felix wandering around a forest being goofballs and occasionally punching a giant lion-horse-man-beast

In the Pok3mon Presents we find out that Dimitri is a trainer with a very angry swordcat it is Steel / Ice type and has fluffy white hoodies

woooo!!! look at how determined felix is!!! he had to train very very hard to tame that boar!!!!!!

modern-day zoologist Felix and his very intense research into the porcine species and meanwhile dimitri is nodding along going 'yes yes this is quite adorable do you want me to lift it?' www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeRL...

whooooo yurimilix yurimilix i can yurimilix tomorrow

here's my #2026dimilixweek card aka "how to make dimitri and felix cringey" also shout out to all the creativity ty dimilix fandom!!! ty ty!!

ahhh still in the work void but do want to thank everyone for sharing dimilix week works thank you thank you 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

Sorry final dimilix entry will have to wait a bit but here's a snippet!!

okay... one more ficlet... maybe... by mondayish....

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

Happy #2026dimilixweek here is an A/B/O pwp because everyone said dimilix needed to be locked in and I took that literally archiveofourown.org/works/79912321

listen we're only like... 168 dimilix fics away from 3K i think we can do that by 2027 ufufufu

happy #2026dimilixweek today is a mpreg modern au because felix should be filled full but also full of regret for being filled but also it's definitely not his fault archiveofourown.org/works/79852526

the not random aside tonight is that i usually have an annual adventure related to a concert or an event and this year the options are: - bruce hornsby - better than ezra in NOLA - germany v usa this is a big hmmmnnnnnnnn

i don't know if i have time for yurimilix this week but yurimilix should absolutely be in dimilix week 🤔 ofc #1 thing for me for yurimilix is that felix thinks dimitri is her own little dress up doll but also if anyone else sees dimitri there will be murder. with a nail file.

happy #2026dimilixweek today a small fic where there are more than one coffins at the bottom of garreg mach but only one that has a boy in it? archiveofourown.org/works/79793766

Happy #2026dimilixweek sorry @saintconsumed.bsky.social you've doomed us all into a tale of Dimitri's new favorite app-cat-tap-that but it's fine everyone should have a digital pet!! archiveofourown.org/works/79765366

happy #2026dimilixweek here have a ficlet (half ficlet?) about dimitri's new royal cause - getting people in faerghus to enjoy working out!! (felix is unimpressed}) (this will probably have a pt 2; i just ran into the brick wall that is work) archiveofourown.org/works/79703186

Hopefully survive work for a small thing tonight ehehehe

happy #2026dimilixweek wherein vampilix has braces and must remain abstinent instead of chomping on dimitri's thigh despite it being the royal's duty to make sure felix is eating regularly otherwise he gets rather cranky archiveofourown.org/works/79602146

Happy #2026DimilixWeek !!! A mini ficlet where Dimitri tries his very hardest to paint and mostly gets acrylic all over his fingers because painting should be wet, messy, and you should think the subject might be trying to kill you? archiveofourown.org/works/79504921

Okay five ficlets so far I think for theremaining two days of dimikix week I'm just going to make you guys make me write things

Lin caused me to invoke Celine Dion. Send help

hwheeeeee

Cardinal Yes Assuming they survive the cats at least.

Day off time to finish dimilix!!!! (Before Felix finishes 😱🦞🐈‍⬛️🐈🗡🦞🦞🤡 at least)

i am always of the opinion that bunnies are bad because trust me, bunnies are bad but man that bunny pulled off the most epic own IN THE WORLD good for him good for him never did see a cotton tail though very suspicious

OKAY but seriously english countryside dimilix this is murdertown, murdervillage, felix just wants to smoke his cigarettes and paint and make dimitri go out and garden sometimes

no tumblr guess i'd better write annnd i'm writing i'm totally writing you guys

If I had the time to write a Father Brown-esque English countryside mystery for the "confessions" dimilix day 🤔🤔🤔

(i cheated)

dimitri belling the felix i need to write this

felix covering the Boar Pen with scratching posts and considering the best way to bell the lionmitri...

Extry, Extry! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

tonight FEH is gonna feature dimilix duo they wield a sword-lance combo that switches except after three turns the weapon breaks bc dimitri is too excited

Boar Enrichment

one dimilix ficlet maybe i can finish a few more before week sksksk

Fot dimilix week I want vampire Felix getting braces oh oh this is good actually