modern au dimitri has to cut his nails real short after getting a tattoo or he ends up accidentally scratching it to hell when it starts flaking. ask me why i'm thinking about this

writing emails between claude and byleth for that extremely self-indulgent modern au and it's fun as hell

we put up a whiteboard in our new apartment and my gf offered a beautiful thought

✨PRIZE SPOTLIGHT✨ Pen is offering up to 2k words of fic to any of our winners! They will write for various characters, such as Dimitri, Felix, Claude and others! Romantic scenarios only involving Dimilix, please! Thanks for your contributions, @linclaude.bsky.social!!!

working on that odyssey inspired rarepair zine and in doing some research discovered that homer looooooved using epithets and one that he used for odysseus is Literally "the great tactician". feeling pretty confident putting claude in odysseus role lmao

FINALLY got a new tattoo!!!

this is what i'm talking about. all three lords believe that the world desperately needs to improve and that it *can* be better. claude's belief is a different shade than the other two though...it's so much more mundane, though i don't think that makes it any less powerful

going through claude's byleth supports to confirm i was remembering the line about his mom correctly and GOD i love this guy. that whole support line is about being an outsider & meeting that with an open and hopeful mind. it's about never giving up & believing in a better world. I Love Him So Much

i just remembered that this month is my 1 year anniversary of playing fe3h which is wiiiiild.....wrote my first fic on june 18 2025 and idk if i'll be able to pull out smth to celebrate bc i have other writing due this week but still...! happy birthday to pen playing golden deer for the first time

challenging to keep having emotional moments irl and thinking "i should make felix go through this" while it's happening

it's absurd that felix can have romantic endings with women. i'm not even saying this with a ship agenda. that he's attracted to men doesn't even feel like subtext, and while i'm usually a They Can Be Bi person, that's a gay man. that is not a man attracted to women. this is simple fact

ok rarepair zine Talk Time. obvi i'm doing linclaude and currently my idea is to do a version of the scene where odysseus comes home @ the end of the odyssey, esp inspired by "would you fall in love with me again" from epic the musical but i don't know if that's too niche for this??

who knows if i'll ever actually talk about it on here but ftr the best news of the direct for me is CHAPTER 5 DELTARUNE IN TWO WEEKS WTF!!!!!!!!! WTF TOBY THANK YOU?????????? LOSING THE IT MY MIND

i want to not see every woman's thighs and belly buttons . is that ok? i'll even let the cleavage go . but can we get some pants or a knee-length skirt in this bitch?

the thing about fe3h is that sticking all the characters in uniforms meant that they had to have interesting designs without just having the max number of items and pieces of fabric on them at all times . now we have fw where i cannot really look at leda and theodora w/out getting a lil mad .

can we Please put women in clothing. can they wear clothes. what if women wore clothes wouldn't that be so awesome

i was about to make a post asking for feedback on my rarepair zine ideas and then i remembered the nintendo direct Just happened and no way can i stand up to fortune's weave

new fun quirky quiz! say your top 5 fe3h characters and have your followers guess if you had a good time in high school! here i'll start: 1. claude 2. linhardt 3. lysithea 4. leonie 5. felix vote now on your phones!

it occurs to me that people might not know why i call mercedes meche so if u do not get it then fun fact! it's what annette calls her in the original jp (& korean + chinese) and one of my good pals calls her that so i picked up the habit

read this!!!!!! read the it!! it is S'good!!!

tiny doobles ... can u tell dat improvised canvas distribution isnt my strong suit #claudehardt

hi everyone i wrote a legally blonde the musical fanfiction??? i'm as confused as you are but it sure does exist archiveofourown.org/works/86380206

things modern au dimitri & i would have in common: -tattoos -trauma therapy -chain wallet -laundry looks like this

me writing marianne pov real not clickbait???? archiveofourown.org/works/86298406

me: i need a rent control gunshot to keep my bsky followers down gf: just share your real thoughts on [popular ship] me: nooooo some of the people i like are into that, i don't want *them* to go away gf: wow it's almost like firing a gun has consequences

my gf: everyone on bsky is WRONG. it's not sylvain's birthday week. it's *my* birthday week, and instead everyone is talking about a MAN who doesn't even like women

thinking about transfem felix again and shoutout to dimitri for passing the test of "guy who is very enthusiastic about oral" which is a critical trait for the man in any m/f ship. this is a wifeguy who loooooves going down on his lady. it's absolutely Her indulging Him more than half the time

happy birthday sylvain i am not going to write a fic about you but if i did it would be mercevain and i just had the thought of sylvain going down on meche and her being like oh you're not very good at that are you ❤️

y'all remember that one-hit ko spike shrine in botw

thinking about miles getting the rundown on the whole dahlia phoenix situation exactly when it is urgently plot relevant and not a moment sooner and being like . ok i feel like you could've told me about any of this at any point before now

i refuse to talk about sylvain much bc i can only care about so many men at a time before the humiliation overtakes me & also bc frankly There Are Enough Sylvain Stans. he's covered. he doesn't need me. that said it does bother me a lot how he's sooo so so close to a rly great well-written character

i think it's good & important for dedue to have a life separate from dimitri. he deserves it for himself & also it would rly improve their relationship to have some distance that can lead to dedue seeing dimitri as more of an equal & as someone with flaws he can (and should) call out

small list of annoying fe3h writing flaws: -dimitri apparently sincerely believing that edelgard could be involved w/ duscur as a literal child -sylvain's womanizing being BARELY justified and keeping him at max 80-90% well-written (knocked down bc the flaw is such a tired & gross trope)

dimitri who is obsessed with edelgard who doesn't care and is (mildly) obsessed with claude who is obsessed with fodlan's flaws and neither of the other two. garreg mach doesn't have hazing so instead this is the humiliation ritual

on a separate note which fe3h characters are extremely sensitive to light when they sleep. who Needs blackout curtains. who gets a custom sleep mask. ftr linhardt is an incorrect answer bc that guy can sleep Anywhere, he's the adaptable sleeper of ever

anyway which fe3h characters have horrible seasonal allergies. obviously faerghus is full of food allergy havers what with lactose intolerance (tho dimitri doesn't know he's got a shellfish allergy bc he's never had shrimp). but who gets hay fever and itchy mouth from fresh fruit

food allergies already seem like bullshit to me but oral allergy syndrome is also complete nonsense. i eat any fresh produce and my body is like "man i think this miiiiiight be poison bc it kinda reminds me of that grass i also think could be poison which is why your eyes itch" ??? who asked????

people kept stealing the chargers we lent out so i've weaponized the reminder tags (they're like a foot long)

wip wednesday guys this is not a drill the franmaya fic IS happening . i might even post this chapter when it's done .

read a fic that had claude throw a party in his dorm room, and i get it. this guy loves a party! but he wouldn't do it in his dorm room with the woven blanket and trinkets that are clearly not from fodlan on the shelf. instead have him break into somewhere. party in seteth's office tonight 1am byob

Baffling Library Patron Of The Day: old guy: i need to print out this form to get reimbursed for insurance me: yeah np old guy: i'm very healthy so i don't need most of the services. me: that's great sir old guy: except when covid happened and they tried to exterminate the elderly me: ?!

beautiful souls have slime tutorial uploaded the english version of the death note musical and i watched some of it and folks lemme just say, as someone who's listened to the concept album dozens of times? just going by the first two songs on stage, this live version? It's Not Good

What If Felix Went To Therapy. wouldn't that be so wild archiveofourown.org/works/85945201

felix and dimitri both have chain wallets

simplified it

i was wrong about this bc jeralt's strategy is The Exact Same Thing. leonie asks how old he is and he says he forgot which is a WILD way to obscure the truth. what's up with fe3h and characters w/ secrets not *technically* lying and instead being Super Fucking Weird

me: i wish silver snow was about seteth dealing with all the shit rhea did my gf: yeah that's the better version for sure me: seteth finds out about the fucked up experiments & how jeralt is 900 years old and gf: wait he is me: rhea healed him or w/e gf: that was 900 years ago?? me: yep gf: WHAT

Getting assigned to write for Linhardt when this gorgeous piece was the face of the project truly felt like such an honor. Working with Gin and my other artists was so great, and I'm so delighted that I got to be a part of this!

at work we're doing this event in september where each department in the library focuses on a specific country and has crafts and activities and displays and food from there, etc etc it's one of my fave Big Projects every year bc i get to learn cool stuff and usually hyperfixate on Smth Specific