“it is on SIGHT for mr. wickham!!! i WISH i had paintings of the people i hated in my house!! i wish i did!! because then people would come over and be like ‘yo what’s up–’ ‘THAT’S MR. WICKHAM!!!! IF YOU SEE HIM, YOU CALL ME!!!!’”

I couldn't decide which version of this joke I thought was funnier so you're getting both

maya fey comm for @dorobert.bsky.social ❤️❤️

me: i’m gonna go catholi.c cal: that’s ok me: i’m gonna start reading the bible cal: catholi.cs don’t do that. me: i’m going to start looking at pictures and making up what happened cal: there you go

God damn. Thank you everyone.

guys i hate getting dinner with my coworkers omfg they're soooo annoying...

You don’t have to like it when people you follow online fail. The problem is, social media offers a very incomplete picture. Not everyone sees the ways we hold ourselves and others accountable offline, and how we’ve changed through the years. Be uncomfortable - but remember that’s still a person.

Tough #Toph #fanart

some are calling this the event of the decade, perhaps even the century,

cal and i went to the “they might be giants” show tonight and their last encore was Our Song . good omens continue

pre-honeymoon weekend starting with us getting a broken (positive) rest stop vending machine giving us free candy . good omens

saw this instagram reel with an indian woman talking about how beautiful it is to get divorced because everyone gives up on you and the societal expectation of your behavior disappears, and i think maya should briefly marry and divorce phoenix for this reason

Us skittering across this uncertain world

me after a couple days of not thinking about sokka 24/7: i miss sokka....... i miss him ..... my precious eldest daughter.... (sokka, off-screen: Hey I'm A Boy) shhhhhh...... don't worry about it.........

tfw you're having a diabolical day at work 4 business days before vacation . i can't care you can't make me care . HELP

got steve madden loafers that were a bit dinged up for $10 and got them fixed for $25 . $35 for basically brand new steve maddens . i'm pogging

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone

i think it would feel good enough that he would instinctively think it was bad for him and avoid it forever .

getting a little high . god maya has gotta give miles a gummy

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

Ghosts being caught doing everything but their job. ✨👀

lrp pen wrote a fic about my favorite boy ever because they love him and love me PLEASE READ IT EXPEDIENTLY !!!!!!!!! EXPEDITIOUSLY !!!!!! EXPERIMENTALLY!!!!!! OR WHATEVER !!!!

the atla movie is bad in a fully unenjoyable way which made me want to put something beautiful into the world! so after 20 years of loving this show, here's my first ever atla fic archiveofourown.org/works/83304516

Audie 🧡🌺🍍 #repostyourart day 17: doodle

On this day in 2009, 17 years ago, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky was first released on the Nintendo DS. It was the first enhanced version of a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game and added more dungeons and Pokémon, as well as special Story episodes serebii.net/dungeonsky

they're friends 💜

hello, can i offer you dimisylvix starring in: one thousand words on the feasibility and practical application of the funny sex number archiveofourown.org/works/83312401

making myself giggle

happy ace attorney 4 day.... trucy wright be upon ye

lowkey... no, highkey... highkey thinking about ditching los leones...

we took 3 hours to watch a 98 minute movie. It was so challenging and we were so brave

happy birthday hubert, here's the one time I wrote his POV (two years ago... wild)

hi everyone! i'm opening comms - 2 or 3 slots for right now :) more information is in the picture and the form linked in the next post has all the relevant details. form will stay open april 16 to april 30 unless all spots are filled. reposts/shares are appreciated! thank you!! 🎠

the six miis currently on my tomodachi life island, in order of creation, are - me - maya fey - dorothea - franziska - cal my spouse - anne shirley

yes i’m sharing pictures of my switch instead of screenshots because i don’t give a gaf, FRANMAYA NATION WHERE ARE YOU !!! COME HOLD ME I’M YARFING MY GIRLS UHAULINGGG

tfw you put urself and ur spouse in tomodachi life but ur mii goes for dorothea arnault instead of them

i've given it some thought, and my official position is that i will NOT be mad at anyone who describes something as an 'unc game' (correctly or incorrectly). but I will be having words with any white person who says "YN-slop"

I think if you want to see women and/or F/F more in fandom spaces, then you have to be okay with ppl talking about female characters the way they talk about male characters. which in some cases involves hypersexual language or imagining violence against them

[notes app apology voice] idk why i keep saying lorde’s melodrama came out during the 7yg. it came out during aa2. i will not take accountability because the ace attorney calendar is fucked as it is and we are enemies. thanks for reading

"As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: 'God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.'" Daniel Mallory Ortberg, Something That May Shock and Discredit You

Let’s hear it for the finest one! @ciatokins.bsky.social requested #Dorobert and provided a super cute pose! I love these two! 🖤❤️ Thank you for your support!

me @ myself: you can't be doing "teehees" and "ohohohos" every time the word "miles" comes up in a song just bc ur nrmt-pilled again myself @ me: teehee :3c ohohoho :3c

i think klavier proposes to apollo and apollo says “hm. i gotta check with ema.” bc they made a pact to get married if they were both single at 30 and apollo is 29 now and it feels a little shitty to get out of the deal with so little warning, you know? klavier is still kneeling

let’s ignore my last post and talk about narumitsu instead ok? franmaya also acceptable

THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY TWEET EVERYONE COME READY TO LAUGH bro i have got to stop crying i already have a hard enough time drinking water and now i’ve gotta chug even more before i sleep what’s going ONNNNNNNN

cabbage is really good everyone . just wanted tos hare

20-something millennial feminists got mild traction on tumblr and twitter for like four entire years and now every major media corporation is like "toy story 6 should be about the dangers of race mixing"