yuri about women melting into each other

You know the Epstein Files are bad when the orange felon bombs Venezuela, murders their citizens and kidnaps their leader all to distract from his sex crimes with children. This is what happens when you give a deranged criminal full power instead of sending him to prison.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Eu amo meu noivo e sou baitola por ele

What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"

what’s- what’s the good way

"egg culture (aka saying its okay to be trans and cisness isn't a natural default) is harmful" when they're trying to exterminate trans people from public life is a psyop loads of people are falling for sorry

watching fight club in 2025 it's just really funny being reminded how the "crisis of manhood" people worry about today is not new, and has like, never *not* been a thing, that is to say, the social function of "crises of manhood" is always simply to reinforce (patriarchal) manhood

Reading Urasawa: Holy shit this is some of the best comics I've ever read Later: Man in retrospect parts of that were really stupid Revisiting Urasawa: What was I thinking, this is incredible, once-a-generation draftsman Later: Like not just dumb but Dan-Brown-dumb Revisiting Urasawa: Holy shit thi

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

remember when they were all so tiny baby 🥺

queria estar exatamente assim ouvindo sobre algum assunto do qual não poderia me interessar menos com total atenção pq gosto de ver ela falando

a yuri about two women who are stuck in a cave together

these guys are so delusional. the trajectory of history is actually going to be like this [joke]

se Mia Khalifa é por nós quem será contra nós

Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T Não existe LGB sem o T

Muito se fala da caneta putífera de Paru Itagaki, mas o que a dona Ryoko fez com esse leão viado precisa ser lembrado

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IA generativa é uma fraude tão grande q as big techs ficam tentando enfiar cada uma a sua goela abaixo do usuário sem q a gente escolha ou sequer saiba.

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

Liberals threatening us with good times.

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Monster

*SPOILER DE NOSFERATU* Eu gosto que esse é um filme correto e de caráter porque o vampirão mata todo mundo, janta as criancinhas e o caralho a quatro mas o gatinho sobrevive até o final e ganha carinho do Willem Dafoe.

aquela cena de Golden Boy (o mangá) que é uma cena de sexo que dura literais dezenas de capítulos e, enquanto a fodelança rola, há uma discussão sobre o quanto o neoliberalismo matou o que há de mais puro e belo no ser humano e como o conservadorismo cristão arruinou o Japão sexualmente é lindo

Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat

20th Century Boys

Nmg curtiu Emilia Perez, pessoas trans (filme transfóbico), os transfóbicos (atriz trans), quem não gosta de musical (é um musical), quem gosta de musical (musical ruim), quem gosta de filme (filme ruim) e quem gosta de filme ruim (ruim mas não dá a volta) o primeiro filme a agradar NENHUM público

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

Acabei de ver nosferatu e Jesus Cristo

just remembered “inshallah they find him”

TRABALHA FAMÍLIA MARINHO TRABALHA ITAÚ VAMOS LÁ ACABOU A FARRA

Monster

i have a tube of toothpaste and a tube of lube on my sink and ive mistakenly reached for the lube on more than one occasion now. something completely avoidable is gonna happen someday

Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.

the toxically heterosexual psychosexual pressure cooker of the twilight media campaigns resulted in one lead becoming the most amazingly loud lesbian in the world and the other lead dissociating his way into fucking willem dafoe in a lighthouse

this is a dril tweet

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it