I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky

For anyone who’s confused:

THIS!!! We are not mad enough.

Half a tree

The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.

SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”

From our Poetry Corner Department -- There once was a felcher named Bobby Who ate dirty ass like kohlrabi His paramour tattled which left Bobby rattled He said, "But at least i wasn't too slobby"

Cool air from the open window, combined with heat rising from the radiator, makes the windowsill the perfect perch. #catsofbluesky

LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals. RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.

“If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress ... holding this administration accountable, it won’t work,” Sen. Mark Kelly, a Navy veteran, said. “I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.”

Just listened to the first disc of the new #BobDylan collection - Through the Open Window, 1956-1963. As an avid Dylan collector, I've had a lot of this unreleased material for years, some for decades. I'm still blown away. First by the stuff I never heard and second by the great sound on it all.

Just hangin', yesterday afternoon. #cats #catsofbluesky

Agree ⬇️ 💯.....

According to Leviticus in the Old Testament, "If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman he should be stoned." I'm uncertain if this is a prohibition of telling fibs to both men and women or an encouragement to get high before doing so.

City Sunday morning.

Can you guess who just got adopted?

🤣🤣

This young man has it exactly right.

That was crazy the way it expanded 😲

#ResistanceUnited And this, my friends, is why the working poor need SNAP. #RaiseTheMinimumWage

AOC with the facts on MTG

"It's #Caturday, Shelby! Isn't that exciting!?" Shelby:

In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.

*cough*

Now would be a good time to remind y'all of a few FACTS about dear leader🤔🧐....🫣

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me when i am about to download a high quality version of a song "i know I'll get some flac for this..."

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.

ICE are not “arresting” or “detaining”, they are kidnapping. They are a human rights violating group by any measure. Wearing a badge is not a cheat code for doing justice.

The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸

So that’s how they do it ❤️

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally. He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough. Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He was revered.