been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

me, realizing there's no good term for "food I brought to the office to share with everyone" and panicking mid-post to the work slack: the birthday cake in the fridge is free use!

I don't know how to make tech bros understand that they are responsible for their actions

80s me: sup Me: well, henry kissinger and pol pot are both dead 80s: woop! of gunshot wounds? Me: nope, peacefully in bed 80s: what Me: and there are now 37 star wars movies 80s: huh Me: oh yeah and larry ellison is still a cartoon supervillain 80s: wtaf

I just died to this galaxy brain combo out of nowhere One Last Job bringing back Aatchik with Moonlit Meditation - makes a ton of Aatchiks at once that all legend rule themselves to death and see each other dying and make a pile of triggers @levdev.bsky.social this feels possibly up your alley

Anyway. This place is only going to get worse because it's run by people who have contempt for their userbase. I suggest self-hosting your social media. Links to my personal blog and fediverse profile are in bio.

mfw Hades 2 full release is less than a week away #Hades2 #SupergiantGames #Seastar #Sickos

anyway this popped into my mind unbidden so you get to have it in your head too: horny is a pure idea. it occurs spontaneously and without instruction. there are whole armies, battalions who have no idea they are already jerking off. prudishness requires constant effort. it breaks, it leaks,

Bread & circuses, but where no-one can afford the bread & all the circuses are being cancelled.

Oh great. The new loading screen for Arena is a giant picture of a spider. I'm sure absolutely everyone is fine with this.

In preparation for Spooky Season, I think we should all start gourding our loins

If you're 30+ and into MTG, we're friends now. I don't make the rules

Girl, I am losing my mind

Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves Come let me fill your playlists!

Fleemposters can't keep the hype going for even a week, and meanwhile I'm still absolutely feral for Ashnod 31 years and counting.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

if you hate loot but love fleem you’re dead to me

Fleem just wants to be your friend. Fleem is a good lil' Guy!

Sharing this as it relates to Magic: The Gathering. This is a huge deal.

good news steph, the 2026 release schedule just dropped.

Thinking once again about the greatest match of Magic: the Gathering ever played. youtu.be/jkwLJjBGzEE?...

Rp if you love Fleem

Jean Claude Venn Diagram

as much as we think of mutual aid on here as being 10 trans people passing around the same $5 around in perpetuity, it’s important to conceptualize the broader economy as a few corporations passing around the same billions upon billions of dollars that poor people absolutely positively cannot have

YouTubers in five years: Please remember to subscribe! And leave a comment! And a Like. …and click that little bell! …also turn off Restricted Mode. Keep your account in the Awareness state. Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal. Opt-out of Bio-Sync features. Flay the Skinwitches.

It's time for a music stream! come listen to a bunch of good songs! twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

When you think you're having a chess game and your opponent thinks you're having a fist fight, waving around a copy of the Chess Federation regulations isn't going to make them stop hitting you.

We should have a Bluesky main character of the day that everyone is nice to, just pick someone and shower them with appreciation.

I actually dislike the term 'filter bubble' because it suggests that it's a passive process, that it's just occlusion – there's all kinds of material out there and the algorithm only lets you see some of it. When in reality, 'algorithms' are dominant participants in the *creation* of content.

The extremely uncomfortable realization that there are only two kinds of AAA game dev in the US right now: - established platform/live service juggernaut (Valve, Epic, CoD) - the "make one game, jackpot or die" first-time indie model, but strapped to an eight-figure time bomb

This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

If there no Magic Story articles for OM1 I think it’s our job as #Vorthos to come up with them right

It's not that I practice Radical Empathy, it's that nowadays having any empathy seems radical.

Scheduled ban windows don't work, and it's easy to explain why. If something needs banning, waiting months SUCKS. If something is fine floating around a format for months, it doesn't need banning. #MagicTheGathering

I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein

Today was the day BlueSky finally became Twitter

Tonight seems like a good night to re-watch 'The Death of Stalin'.

Happy (early) Birthday Vorthos! If you didn't know: Magic gained the term "Vorthos" 20 years ago as of the 31st! I'll link the original introduction to Vorthos article below! What does being a member of the Vorthos community mean to you? What aspect of being a Vorthos do you enjoy most? #Vorthos

Hey Firefox users.

Excuse me, I need to scryfall every previous MDFC and figure out what new shenanigans are allowed with moonmist. (From magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...)

there's a lot of conflict about this, and I don't want to risk alienating so many of my fans, but I gotta say: water IS lowkey goated WHEN hydration is the vibe.

deedra meero / syril karn coffee shop AU where she pulls the most appalling incinerated shots you've ever tasted and he spends the entirety of every chapter having a panic attack in the bathroom

Cosplay is drag.

my toxic take is that 'ai' was never a very suitable term for the video game kind of 'ai' anyway and it always had a weird collision with 'ai' as a comsci field and we should call it something else like 'agent design' instead

inZOI is a generative AI game. hold your creators accountable. if you're shy, it's okay to just unfollow and move forward 🖤