Remember!!!!!

Happy death day and a biiiiig Rest In Piss to cpt cook

EGGS 🥚🏳️‍⚧️🐣

"The incident occurred at Valentine’s Day Single’s Night, an event the LGS manager was really fucking proud of themselves for coming up with while crying in the bulk box." @naomeatmybutt.bsky.social is the funniest person in magic and it kills me to admit that. commandersherald.com/romantic-ten...

Putting Culling Ritual + Biorhythm into every deck I own rn. Who needs friends? #b&r

Sat down at this play and they’re already telling us a dog got loose in the theatre. christ, get your shit together .

Hand painted Sygg refrencing a poster for 'Creature from the Black Lagoon'.

Tfw her veins is coursing with a deadly mix of estrogen, tylenol and hoysin sauce:

I am cleverly out of town this weekend for a play, so I get to say GO HAWKS!!! while being away from hellish traffic

Maralen is kinda banger gas radical fire not gonna ngl #cedh youtu.be/S2VQvaZ_m_Y?...

Being on @ratqueenem.bsky.social's stream tonight with @mtgratgirl.bsky.social and @mtgcritical.bsky.social was a BLAST!!! Made some very suspect pizza with Kambal and cooked up some @infinitokens.com, it was dope Post-stream selfie, to boot

Come contribute to the chaos! Getting ready Right Now!!

I can’t believe I’m only now learning that Takeshi Kitano of beat, castle, and challenge fame had an acting career. I also can’t believe it’s take me this long to watch Jonny Mnemonic. There was no WAY Keanu was going to live up to Takeshi and Ice-T’s performance in that.

Thank you all SO much for the support!! I cannot wait to get my PC back up and running so I can keep making art for y'all 🥰

"Even the smallest among us can achieve great things when we work together". Finished a bunch of housework. My reward was painting Flik. Figure of Fable #alter #artsky #Lorwyn #mtg #BugsLife #FuckICE

patron-only card altering stream in a few hours :3 www.patreon.com/MTGRatGirl/e...

This is what vindication looks like

Janky deck-tech again!! let me show you the blight! youtu.be/nSMzRE-bDPI?...

you immediately have my vote, queen o7

Kitten, get off of the Thoughtweft. Daddy is about to say something anti-merfolk. ^kithkins when the sun goes down

Tramp stamp, Courier Bold: SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

I got my ass HANDED to me at prerelease. I had all of the payoffs for elementals at 5+ mana and none of the bodies to back it up. I ended up playing all common elves and kithkin for my last round and barely pulled out the 2-1. I think I’ll have better luck in draft, but I got some red bombs!

SO EXCITED to share that @gockydongcuntry.gay and I worked on the new Flesh Produce video!! We had so much fun with this 💕 newnoisemagazine.com/premieres/tr...

Playing Lorwyn tonight ma'am? Might I offer these singles as a pairing? youtu.be/Lo5ptNmFhOk

Local girl experiences OBS disaster and has to re-record a video. 1 dead, 9 injured, $10,000,000,000 in property damage.

we’re smoking straight moonglove. i’ve been on kithkin crumbly kush brownies since you were a candle-flame, kid. Take one hit of the blunt and you’ll WISH it was blight.

WOKE horror movie slashers: Freddi Cougar Jason Vor-hers Chick-ee Ghostface

Okay, 25 followers away from 3K. Giveaway time. A custom built @clovermtg.bsky.social deck I will send to you. (US shipping only, sorry.) To enter: Follow me. Repost this post. Reply and show me your favorite uncommon MTG card. Winner selected when I reach 3K. Love y'all.

Low-effort Lorwyn video: youtu.be/fUk7scsaz5U?...

Sprinkle some chaos on it, why don’t you? Monday EDH streams start tonight at 7PM EST on with an introduction to chaos! Viewers and players can spin the wheel and put some spicy effects into play. Featuring! @puppygirlmab.bsky.social @interestingmtg.bsky.social @mtgratgirl.bsky.social

Tomorrow night! 4pm pst! @ratqueenem.bsky.social is hosting a Chaotic Commander night, and I’ll be playing there, so make sure to tune in!! twitch.tv/rathousePR

Cheap gift ideas just in time for.. uh.. new year :) youtu.be/zfeE_U3hvho?... #budgetmtg #commander

Stone Cold Stephanie Austin: hell yea sister, let’s turn that sum’bitch inside-out. this Saturday, I’m gonna take you to the broken-skull ranch and give your ass a peritoneal pull-through, Hell yea.

Btw I learn everything about Magic every single day. But every night I smoke enough to wipe it from my memory completely. This is the only reason my videos have errors in them. The true master is ever the student…so I continue this cycle ….. to learn continuously… forever…

I will be here. Hunt me down like a beast, if you can.

Cheap gift ideas just in time for.. uh.. new year :) youtu.be/zfeE_U3hvho?... #budgetmtg #commander

Chaos is a way of life. EDH Streams are back starting 1/5/26! Each stream will feature a special stipulation as well as our secret CHAOS deck which will impact the players in a bunch of different ways. You, dear viewer, may be able to impact them as well 🤭 Stay tuned for details on our guests!

new bideo tomorrow about the spirit of giving that fills each of us with warmth of purpose as a collaborative and social species. pretty gay.

What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

A delightful painting tutorial for my lovely squeakers. Go here if you want to check it out: patreon.com/MTGratgirl :)

I rolled up with this to Magic night to see which of my friends was the most whimsical

I’m going to play a fun game with my psychiatrist called- ADHD or Stimulant Addiction?

I would do the First 4 Commanders thing, but mine are pretty well-documented already

Tomorrow is our first new event: Paint Jam! Come paint some minis or cards or whatever with host Liv. You bring the minis (or whatever) and the paints, and we'll supply the space and the lights! (We do not sell painting supplies rn.)

We really need some more volunteers for the con next month. Come play games with us.

WotC talking about changing the color ID rules for commander?? Be prepared 👇 youtu.be/OCSn2AavzXU?...

Anyway, I didnt have a video posted last month cause I was desperately trying to not be hospitalized. It’s coming out this week instead so watch out 👍