Checked in on the shambling zombie remains of Cracked.com and I'm pretty sure it's fully an AI site now

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

"It's as if light is a form of architecture. Damn, it's shaping our understanding of space." —Bubsy the Bobcat

If you see this post an anime you love

*bangs fist on desk* TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

I've had the image "kermitbadboy.jpg" on my computer since last September and I don't remember why

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

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seriously, is the Washington Post doing anything to promote these? Even if they're as bad as people say you'd think that just putting them on the WaPo website would be enough to get them to a fourth digit

reminder that one of the most promising emerging treatments for glioblastoma, the most lethal of all cancers, is customized MRNA vaccines, which HHS under Trump now refuses to fund: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.

unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies

Playing some video games

I sure hope Hantavirus is not the next pandemic. Hentaivirus on the other hand....

Okay, look, I feel like you’re not understanding the joke here: it’s a white guy rapping about things people don’t normally rap about

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Land of the Free Fries With Every Purchase

Fixed the picture, just like Ted would have wanted it.

It’s Orson Welles’ birthday Seen here in Rome, 1974

pouring one out for adam today. 14 years without him

Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline

The guy who played Toad in the '93 Mario movie? His name was Mojo Nixon (RIP), he was a notable punk musician, and he wrote the little song Toad plays before everybody gets arrested. Told a friend of mine once that he would get royalty checks every time the movie was on TV, for the song specifically

but how will i find out if there's treatment for my moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis

I'm a Millennial/GenZ cusper who grew up in NYC. Very distinct memory of my mom walking into my kindergarten's library that day and interrupting the teacher to take me home. As early as high school, I spotted a notable cultural divide between the older and younger students, so this theory tracks.

i recommend mlb to anyone who’s a baseball fan. if you happen to be familiar with names like jair jurrjens or kevin seitzer, guess which league they played in? mlb. they have a league website and they’ve got brick and mortar stadiums all over the country you can see in person. it’s a legit operation

Editor: You get those photos of Dan Aykroyd playing Space Duel?

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

What is the quintessential TikTok song?

i was gonna post something about star wars but my phone autocorrected it to “star ward” multiple times in a row and i thought it was funnier than the thing i was actually trying to post, so here you go: star ward

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

It's the punishment Dick Cheney deserves.

Francis Ford Coppola's "Megalopolis" is a masterpiece, and you were all too stupid to get it.

Can't take him anywhere

It's not always about the money, Spider-Man.

An inspiration for everyone from Lynchburg VA by literally getting as far away from there as humanly possible

Serious query: Did anyone out there subscribe to Neopets The Official Magazine and keep their issues?

Bluesky is broken, post Soviet Mario

It looks like "Project Hail Mary" is getting a really good reception but we have to confront a very real implication in it: Grace deliberately programmed the translator to speak in pidgin English to make Rocky sound cuter

Declaring myself to be Gnostic Pope. Theology to follow.