This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.

I was deeply irritable this morning. This thread cured me.

Brainworms, the whole lot of them.

Noirvember 2025 Film #3: The Blue Gardenia (Lang, 1953) **** out of five Great story whose solution is kind of arbitrary. Until the last five minutes, it was gripping, exciting, and I had no idea whether they were going to go all the way with it and make her guilty.

Now, more than ever is the time to retire “Now, more than ever”

A story in 3 acts

Leavitt: I'm not going to tell you what we all know he did.

It’s very manly man to care what other manly men do to their man faces.

My view of the Northern Lights last night here in Minnesota:

1. The Pope Of Greenwich Villiage 2. The Pope Must Die(t) 3. The Two Popes 4. Yentl

*clears throat* ahem…yowza

Me: “Kim, for one million dollars, I can guarantee you ownership of the Grand Canyon…”

John Hinckley Jr (but only if Jodie Foster promises to listen)

I prefer to call it by the original name of Armistice Day, a rememberance of when peace broke out around the world.

It's true.

An absolutely fascinating story: www.salon.com/2023/11/09/l...

Good.

Glad that Klobuchar isn’t on this list. I fully expected her to be.

Schumer going into "Mrs Bailey"'s room to thank her for helping him make a decision on the deal

Betcha Klobuchar is one of the “moderate Dems” caving in right now.

We live in hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us…. youtu.be/BPJIQhjzR7g

Hate these ICEholes

Every pic of this dude reminds me of Maya Rudolph in The Californians

Back to the Lorne Michaels biography, oh my god Michael O'Donoghue sounds absolutely insufferable. He’s an angry internet troll before that was a thing.

I worked 24 of the last 36 hours and are these hallucinations I’m having what happens when you’re on acid?

Reading the Lorne Michaels biography, and, truly, I don’t ever need to read anything about the first five years of SNL ever again. I get it. It changed things. Fine. I really wanna hear about every year AFTER THAT.

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.

The last ten years have just been the old dudes fighting color coming to Pleasantville. Eventually the color comes. Keep your hope up. youtu.be/CmlnO1EwCT4?...

Death keeps whipping the scythe and missing the one we all want.

LMAO

Best I've done in a while! Vulture Cinematrix No. 589: Nov 5, 2025 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2654 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

If I wasn't working this weekend...

I know everyone is celebrating Mamdani, but in my hometown, Wichita Kansas, the City Council and school board election results are absolutely seismic: www.kansas.com/opinion/opn-...

Following tonight’s sweeping Democratic victories, we can now expect Jeffries and Schumer to start trial-ballooning a surrender on the shut down.

Noirvember 2025 Film #2: Escape In The Fog (Boetticher, 1945) *** out of five A woman has a dream of a mugging on a bridge in the fog and then it comes true. An intriguing idea and some fun spy craft involving a clock make it move but the ending is abrupt and feels way too easy for what preceded it

LMAO

See if you can figure out who I saw in concert in October.

Know what’s awesome? You can just do a thing just because you like to, and you don't have to be the best at it.

Noirvember 2025 Film #1: Address Unknown ***** out of five What a start to the month of shadows!! During the rise of Nazism in Germany, the daughter of a Jewish art dealer who lives in San Francisco is refused help escaping Nazi Germany by his German supplier.

Let’s go for it, why the heck not ngl.link/wilmcmillen1

LMAO acting like they won a bowl game instead of just barely beating a 3-5 team at home.

Free screen name for someone who loves both Hong Kong cinema and Arkansas sports: John Woo Pig Tsui Hark

31 Days Of Horror Movies 2025: #20: Tales From The Crypt(Francis, 1972) **** 1/2 out of five Wonderful fun anthology film based on the EC Comics from the 1950’s.

This punchable nerd holding our country hostage.

Sure, I’ll make a list of monster based Looney Tunes to play on the projector in my front yard to attract trick or treaters and OF COURSE IT’LL RAIN ALL DAY LONG SO IM NOT PUTTING MY PROJECTOR AND SCREEN OUT IN IT. I just wanted A LITTLE BIT OF HAPPY IN MY LIFE. THANKS TRUMP

What’s my costume? Embarrassment from INSIDE OUT 2, or Hi Jr from RAISING ARIZONA?

Answer this dumbass question every time LIKE THIS

Obscure YT of the day: For Halloween, 1977s faithful, well-reviewed TERROR OF FRANKENSTEIN! Starring Kubrick buddy Leon Vitali, Per Oscarsson, & Stacy Dorning! From the director of IN SEARCH OF DRACULA! youtu.be/7iv2NcsESYw?...