Autism: Maybe you're born with it, maybe it CAUSED BY MAYBELLINE.

Hear me out: In football you have another position called the "Ninjaback" who, if they can steal the opposing teams coach's red flag and bring it back to your sideline, your team gets all of their timeouts back. You gotta hire those people who sneak into concerts and shit why aren't we doing this

Autism is cause by a combination of purple stuff and Sunny D.

Taking huge fistfuls of Tylenol while pregnant so I have someone to talk to about trains.

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

Insane that we have butts.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli

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Disney: capitulating right away when the core idea of your major franchises is creative resistance.

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Eat my ass you bootlickiing fucks

I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.

SCIENCE TIME! As the Phoenix and USS Enterprise E near the speed of light the doppler shift of our sun (Sol) shifts to blue. What a great detail from a great movie!

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

I have friends everywhere

Make a Marvel! You telling me you can't come up with anything cooler than Ant Man, "guy who is kind of like Ant but not really?" Get outta here. Make something so badass it blows all their tired shit out of the water—then put Thor in it because no one owns the god of thunder, my friend.

"We fight to win. That means we lose, and lose, and lose, and lose until we're ready. All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it." - Luthen Rael

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

America is not a free country.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

INCOMING MANNEQUIN! We're fight boys but we fight fires and turn mannequins into beautiful women with our love magic. youtu.be/OPHTU4rnUTI

This UPS truck has been beeping outside of my house for the last 45 minutes. Seriously, people, go to a fucking store every once in a while.

Hannah Einbinder ends her Emmys acceptance speech: "Go Birds, fuck ICE, and free Palestine."

I'm concerned about the radical right side of his face.

RAROOOOOOOOOOOO

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

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Philly 1 - Chicago - ZEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

Gen Z in Nepal burned down the parliament, burned down the homes of government officials, forced the prime minister to resign, and paraded the finance minister through the streets nearly naked.

I think this counts as us having climbed it.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

And to further prove it: here’s four more of my digital paintings! Star Trek is my truest fan love

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The crowd has no beginning and no end as it begins its march to the White House

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Always love the faux seriuosness of sideline updates in the NFL. "Rich I asked John Harbough how to contain Mahomes. As he stared blankly at me I asked him so many deep phylisophical questions he began to wheep like a child as I innundated him with existential horror and mind shattering queries"

GO BIIIIIRDS

Lets go. I'm drunk. Just use Mjolnir to control the weather. C'mon. Go Birds

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"Balatro rehab near me"

Batman commission for a dope client! I’m a big fan of detective Batman specifically so I ran with that

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Add layer mask and don't go so heavy on the shadow tool next time you fuckin idiots