Pete Hegseth is frantically getting on a plane right now because he heard JD got a lot of boos.

Bro hit the Luigi Side-B apology

My favorite thing about Requiem for a Dream, besides all the shots that were ripped off of Satoshi Kon, was that it was a string of 5 second clips at equal luminance for two hours.

[unflavors your town]

The Polar Vortex has arrived at the city. Which city? That's the one!

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil "commissioned" by @wildflowertattoos.bsky.social

Getting into psychedelics so I can finally live out my dream of reenacting the cabin scene from Army of Darkness in my drug-addled mind

> Jared Leto

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals

The start of a new era

RANGERS! THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN NEW YORK CITY. ANDREW CUOMO HAS RETURNED, AND IS STREAMING PORN TO THE TIME SQUARE CHROMECAST.

Thank you @rj-palmer.com for posting this here. Before I read this my thoughts on the E33 placeholder debacle was "They really shouldn't have done this, but at least it was never intended to be in the final product." Thanks to your insight I know now the greater harm this causes to people directly

You're mad at The Game Awards because of the E33 Sweep I'm mad at The Game Awards because ARC Raiders beat out PEAK in Best Multiplayer after REPO wasn't even nominated. We are not the same

@reeonzoid.bsky.social and I played PEAK yesterday and this happened. I might possibly be the world's dumbest man...

Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, Charlie Brown, and we are the cure.

I was so confused today about all the GOTY noms for Clair Obscur Expedition 33 at The Game Awards this year. You see, I live in the United States so they changed the name to "Clair Freedom Expedition '76"

Happy November 14 everyone

Taking the RAADS-R test and scoring one point below the score in which autism is considered feels like I passed the autism assessment test with a D-

Fun fact: Fetty Wap is short for Fettuccine Wet-Ass Pussy

Damn, after all these years Gurren Lagann still holds up.

Great, the Art vs Artist tag is trending again. I hate when I'm constantly reminded that everyone I follow on here is not only talented, but also hot.

So when I was deactivating my Disney+ account I saw that my niece replaced all the profile portraits with characters from Inside Out 2. She will never know how much of a soul crushing roast it was that she changed my profile to "DISAPPOINTMENT"

Look, Charlie Kirk was a ghoul sure, but he left behind two very young children who won't see their abusive father come home tonight. They will never know what its like to live through a messy divorce, to chase the approval from their father that would not have come. Deeply tragic.

Giles Corey was the first American to celebrate Flat Fuck Friday

it came to me in a vision

Bruh what is HAPPENING in this episode of The Muppets

Getchu one (not pictured: the tiny Necronomicon on my keys)

Haven't the Irish suffered enough? Also, if you are going to make a Generative AI slop model for an Irish person the least you could have done was make a pun; the name Aiden was RIGHT THERE.

You know now that I think about it: it's wild that the loudest voices proclaiming the biological essentialism of womanhood are the same people who are convinced a virgin woman gave birth two-thousand years ago.

This might be a hot take, but I feel like people who only put effort into liking things because of the communities built around them really just want to go to church without going to church

Maybe they'll spend so much money they won't be so brain poisoned by their massive wealth and can relate to normal human beings.

What goes on in that creative brain of yours? What goes on:

For anyone on here who's a French horror film nerd: is High Tension generally seen as deeply homophobic, or did I miss something absolving it from its extremely problematic themes?

We've seen the white smoke; a new Pope has been chosen

Taking zzzQuil, Mucinex, and Benadryl to fight off this chest congestion

One of my favorite things about Oblivion is, if your personality is low enough, people will politely lore dump at you and then tell you to fuck off

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, or Ghibli)

Shout out to all the bot accounts that follow me, y'all don't get recognized enough

Do you think The Pope played that copy of Undertale Matt Pat gave him before he died?

Shit man you know a movie's gonna be straight gas when it starts like this

🎵 I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK TODAY BUT THE LORD OF THE LAND SAYS PAY PAY PAY SO I WORK ALL DAY ALL DAY ALL DAY 🎵

The bizarre thing about Roger Corman's Carnosaur (1993) is that, despite being made as a cheap knockoff of Jurassic Park, the plot feels more like that of The Andromeda Strain, a different book by Michael Crichton

Trouble in Tariffs Town Is that anything?

If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon! I am old and predictable

[Jim Hensen takes a rip so massive it would vaporize an average college freshman] WHAT IF SCARVES HAD TEETH??? [Exhales]

Got some cool tattoos today