The singular blame on him in this game when literally no Clipper has been good is kind of sad

Even all my friends that are Dodgers fans love Fernando Tatis

🤷🏻‍♂️

a movie you've watched more than six times, using only gifs

Been battling a stomach flu since Wednesday and not improving if anyone wants to euthanize me that would be great

Yo @no-flashlight.bsky.social

Rest in peace, 👑

Me-coded or maybe wishful thinking idk

Americans are ~2.5x more likely to die in a crash than a Canadian, ~3.5x more likely than a Spaniard, and ~5x more likely than a Japanese person. Here are a few of the articles I wrote in 2024 trying to understand why the US is uniquely terrible at road safety. 🧵

No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

Spotify Wrapped is a liar!!!

health insurance executives kill people every day by denying them coverage btw

they do some murdering of their own

Sometimes things happen to evil people. Unrelated, I am insured by United healthcare

He’s perfect can’t convince me otherwise

Had the best thanksgiving meal

Spending almost 50 billion dollars to make everyone see you make jokes like this one

Leaving twitter is cool but going to threads? Nah.

The best nonfiction book I read this year and there’s a series on Hulu and no one told me?

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

I’m oscillating between this app and the other one. And a bit confused why folks are irritated that the vibes are ‘nicer’ on here? And how that is inauthentic? I enjoy being filled with snark & rage as much as the next person. But bluesky feels like much needed walk after being in bed all day.

Remember this?

Careless Whisper

The four best NBA-based usernames I've seen on Bluesky so far are: Deadlift Schrempf Hoochie Norris Multi-Level Markannen Wong Kar-Kawhi All excellent.

No one can top my De La Soul fandom excitement that they’re here

Can someone do this for California labor?

Repost with one of the greatest villains in cinema history

Been listening to this song a lot but I’m not being wistful it’s just a good song open.spotify.com/track/2soxUQ...

Are we posting here? Have we decided to abandon Apartheid Clyde?

Vindication for hating golf

Irish race science we’re so back

Recommend Train to Busan on a date last week and they watched it the next day. It’s a win-win because they got to see the best zombie movie ever and the fact that they watched a movie I recommended the day after the date is also a good sign lol

My favorite ❤️

Favorite pics of myself this year

COYS

I don’t really celebrate thanksgiving, but the piercing sweet melancholy of the season arrives now anyway, bringing with it a regret, tempered by time and distance and bourbon, of everything I should have said but didn’t. Every person I should have loved more, loved better, held fiercely.

RICHARLISON SON COYS BABY COYS

The iconography of the Raylan Givens hat really distracts from the fact that Boyd Crowder had the coolest fits on that show and it’s not close

socialist in the streets anarchist in the sheets

THIS. Tofu is so versatile. When prepared properly is incredibly delicious. Gamechanger. Freeze block of tofu. Defrost it for cooking. Freezing changes texture making it meatier. Example, this Bulgogi Fried Tofu + Shiitake main. Made a vegan tofu scramble that parents thought was scrambled eggs. 🍽️

(developing genuine feelings) yea i just want to keep things casual

COYS

Saying “what’s up bluesky world” in the oj simpson voice doesn’t hit the same