unfortunately i don’t know how to stop saying “that’s a problem for future me” about things i should definitely be worried about at present

saying must be a full moon to the ups guy every day and not elaborating

i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them

when i get what i want but it turns out it’s not what i need

is it considered polite to warn your dentist about the cyanide tooth

i saw ur cruel quip and was just wondering if u ever thought about fundamentally changing as a person

as u will see on my résumé, my skills include worrying myself sick about things out of my control, creating problems out of nothing, and proficiency in microsoft excel

[nodding thoughtfully] i don’t get it

drinking enough caffeine to develop a previously undiscovered anxiety disorder

my 5 year plan is to fuck around for 4 years and then rly lock in year 5

[t pain autotune voice] I have cliiiiiiiinical depressionnn babayyy

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

sorry for finding meaning in everything that’s my bad

today my therapist will learn that there are weeks where decades happen

a dear friend of mine in Beirut is in need of help securing housing amidst the ongoing aggression. it would mean the world to me if you’d consider supporting their campaign if you’re able and sharing to spread reach <3

life sure has been happening a lot lately

does anybody know if everything will be ok in the end

the bluesky app as i redownloaded it:

no i don’t know what i’m doing but i do know i’m doing it with love in my heart

yea i’ll be ok i just need 7 to 10 years to get over it

hey can u give me a couple minutes i just need to reconcile all my past troubles real quick

green shirt enthusiast

sorry for being inactive it’s because of (gestures around broadly) y’know

do y’all mind if i persevere despite all odds

sorry for not posting lately i’ve been super busy being crushed under the ever increasing weight of existence

deconstructing negative thinking patterns all by urself beautiful?

does anyone know how to monetize hurting ur own feelings

sorry i didn’t respond to ur text i was inventing new ways to worry previously unknown to mankind

i went to the being nice to me convention and they said u never even registered

if u start to feel a lil sleepy that’s bc i’m tucking u into bed after a long day in my mind

does anybody know when everything stops being so much

does anybody know if everything will be ok in the end

do y’all mind if i persevere despite all odds

i’m like if a person was incapable of feeling at ease

do u wanna come over and foster a sense of hope in one another

hi i was just wondering if u were interested in loving me the way i deserved to be loved no worries if not

does anybody know when everything stops being so much

is it just me or is everything too much

bro u gotta come over we’re gonna learn to accept the things we cannot change

hey man i noticed that u keep discrediting the positive things ppl say about u and just wanted to let u know that the things they said are still true whether ur brain believes them or not

(not doing well in the slightest) i’m doing well how are u

(unaware i’m about to hit a new rock bottom) things can only get better from here right?

every time i send someone a post or a link i imagine myself as a crow leaving shiny treasures as offerings of my affection

sorry i misread the vibes and cared way more than u did that’s on me

i think health insurance should cover taking a trip to a quaint seaside cottage to cure ur ills