Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

nothing makes you feel more like a freak than having to search for horror movie sfx on free sound dot org. i swear to god i'm looking for "wet flesh gore" for normal reasons

they should put a plough on the front of the bus to sweep up all the cars double parked in the bus lane

god in 2019 i really used to just spray 16th note hihats all over everything i wrote

just drank a redbull for the first time. first half tasted like cherry airheads and the second half tasted also like cherry airheads but with a hint of bleach. curious

frankenstein is a big guy who groans and has bolts that come out of his neck. he is not a metaphor and his name is frankenstein. everyone else needs to get a grip.

i think movers should make probably $1,000 an hour. i don’t have that kind of money though so i also think moving should be a public service

need more info on the circumstances that led griffin dunne to direct practical magic

gristedes go fuck yourself

Congrats to Mira Nair’s son, this is nowhere near the level of achievement as directing Mississippi Masala but a good start

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

they’ve invented a miracle drug that gives you a lot of acne and makes men call you “buddy”

they should make a version of diet coke that has calories

accidentally closed firefox and for whatever reason it did not preserve my open tabs. feeling a great sense of grief and loss but also, in a way, freedom

movie theaters used to be cold, right? this isn't a false memory that i have created? every time i go to the movie theater i think, oh, i should put on an extra layer, because it will be cold. and then i end up overheating in the movie theater

getting downvoted on a language learning subreddit for bravely saying that it's ok (and maybe even helpful) to use foreign-language subtitles when you're watching a foreign-language video

[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard

yesterday my prof showed us THE CONVERSATION (1974) and then just released all of us back out into the world. had to walk to the train with my entire body clenched

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

Free Halloween Zine : Disability perspectives on horror movies : files.libcom.org/files/2025-0...

mariners won

thinking about her (otamatone rite of spring) again... www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTuw...

why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T

unsurprisingly i thought the new conjuring movie was doodoo but huge points for not digitally de-aging Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. i thought the flashback stuff was really well done in terms of the casting, costuming, and performances

steely dan makes being a loser sound so cool and sexy

rewatched Memories last night, the problem with the arts nowadays is that nobody is throwing loads of money at animation directors to get them to make a gorgeously animated short film about "what if a guy got so stinky that everyone died"

you would not believe your eyes

really good gamelan youtube channel alert www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5bh...

uh-ohhhhh we're at it again!!! call this real phone number to listen to the pilot of our real podcast Dial-a-Pod—and make sure to leave a voicemail at the end! ask us questions like "why did we make a podcast you have to call on the phone" or "no really, what's your thought process here"

[heavy with the weight of knowledge] go birds

baseball is my fav sports cause i am too slow for all the other ones. can’t keep up with all the actions. baseball gives you lots of time to process everything before something happens again

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

self-healing burrito

i think we should stop having secret & esoteric ways to avoid paying taxes that are only accessible to extremely rich people. controversial i know

had to reassure myself that it was ok to make an appointment with my barber even though they are not accepting new clients (they have cut my hair 3 or 4 times now)

they need to un-control testosterone already! let the sports guys use it idc, it should not be this annoying to fill a prescription!

My latest video on thought terminating cliches, the difficult things people dont want to think about in art and not if but how we should engage with bigoted art and artists. Please consider sharing cause the algorithm definitely wont be a fan of some of the subject matter: youtu.be/UK5aPAJ4eYY?...

I have had a series of disasters happen in the last bit, found out I owe backpay on some rent I wasn't aware of and I still need to raise funds so I can get bottom surgery, if you can help at all it would be greatly appreciated. I'm so sorry to keep having to ask. ko-fi.com/aranock

The New Yorker put out an article in May on 'notable New Yorkers' living rooms. Then I compiled all the photos into a spreadsheet so I could say "89% of 'notable New Yorkers' have white walls."

i can't stop typing "politness" instead of "politeness". i literally just did it when i had to type politeness just there. did it again for the second time. doesn't feel right

the main reason that we shouldn’t have billionaires is of course that their accumulation of wealth keeps people in poverty. but we should also consider the humanity-destroying effect that this accumulation of wealth has on the billionaire himself. Like is elon musk even a person anymore

the wikipedia article about the concept of "the sins of the father" includes a paragraph about how much Nathaniel Hawthorne hated his quakerphobic dad

This might be controversial but I don’t think young people have souls or are capable of experiencing love

the pittsburgh pirates are out of town for the entirety of anthrocon. the MLB has negated andrew mccutchen's annual superhuman "furries" tweet performance. pittsburgh sports fans can't have shit in 2025.

my non-evidence-based take for today is that when you learn a foreign language they should mostly teach you past tenses of verbs first. there are like 10 verbs where you probably want to learn the present tense asap (to be, to go, to be able to, to want, etc). but most things have already happened.