Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

What a fucking G.

CBS News To See If 'Let Fascists Lie All They Want, Live!' Is Good Business Model www.wonkette.com/p/cbs-news-t... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

The lovelies at @wonkettemedia.bsky.social picked up my piece! Get it into the hands of your local wealthy person! www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...

In addition to all his other defects, he has a lifelong hearing problem; it appears he’s incapable of hearing the word “NO.”

Eliminating mail-in voting isn’t the goal of Trump’s attacks (that would be a bonus). It’s all a setup to sow doubt and give cover to the GOP when they refuse to certify the 2026 election and hand over the gavel when they get their asses handed to them. When that happens our democracy is truly over.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Using an image of the car of the only Mexican driver in Indy Car racing to promote a new DHS concentration camp? Purely a coincidence. www.espn.com/racing/story...

I made a video about how many times I've had to start my life over, a story that is familiar if you've been following my career for the last 25 years. Let's put it this way: When I went to college to plan my career, THE INTERNET DIDN'T EXIST YET. On YT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNzc...

They expect us to swallow this sudden “transparency” like it’s honesty—when it’s just the latest PR diaper strapped to a man who’s been leaking lies since the ‘70s. And why now? Because they thought they could “pivot.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Looking forward to this Friday

History doesn’t repeat, but it does rhyme. “By the end of 1776, Virginia’s patriot assembly ordered deportation of all Scottish merchants, crippling the young state’s economy.”

BREAKING: The US says it is optimistic that the Iran war will be as quick and easy as the 20-year war with Afghanistan when we replaced the Taliban with the Taliban ♥️

This is a frightening, yet extremely important read. Aaron shared the gift link, so please take a look. It's important.

Come on! First Rand Paul became the voice of reason. Then Elon said something not evil. Then Josh Hawley made sense (once). Now I have to applaud Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson for eviscerating Ted Cruz? Goddammit! jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/cooking-cruz

Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.

DHS admin says ICE agents and detainees without enough medication are sickly, and living in a shipping container beneath a roasting-hot poop cloud. What’s the endgame here? By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/ice-agents...

I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.

“The evidence wasn’t in a single stumble, but in the relentless parade of confusion, denial, and grandiosity. To pretend otherwise is to ignore what was plain for all to see: he’s not well. (Looking at you, Jake Tapper).” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Every time I think the NYT couldn’t sink any lower, they prove me wrong. It’s like rock bottom has a basement, and they went down there with a shovel.

This, from JG Ballard’s 2006 novel “Kingdom Come” (about a massive shopping mall in suburbia) is so prophetically on point it hurts

I miss the days when I could spot an article from The Onion just by reading the lede, without seeing the source. Poe’s Law is in full effect.

Come on @nytimes.com, in a 22 graf story about the MAGA freak out over Comey’s “86 47” post, no mention of the rank hypocrisy of their outrage, since “86 46” was a cottage industry during the Biden administration. NYT never fails to disappoint. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

This is excellent, but I’d add they must pass the cat scan, i.e. my cat must like them, or at least be aloof. My wife was not nervous about meeting my mom, but terrified of meeting my cat. “I can fool your mom. I can’t fool a cat.”

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And you thought maybe your local police would intervene on the side of due process, rule of law and the constitution?

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.

Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit

I love Wonkette. You won’t find prose like this in the NYT… “The Vatican’s seen sinners, but never the entire unholy buffet barfed up in one orange, self-obsessed, spray-tanned dumpster goblin.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

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This should be a bigger story, and if the press weren’t spineless stenographers, they’d press Rubio about this relentlessly. This isn’t just giving cover to our new authoritarian pals, it’s a roadmap for what’s coming here in the near future (if it’s not here already).

Even AP can’t help being a megaphone for his lies. Old habits die hard. …”he knew Abrego Garcia’s prison record was “unbelievably bad” and called him an “illegal alien” and a “foreign terrorist.” …”although he has no prison record.” 6 more words fixes it. Do better AP. apnews.com/article/van-...

Trump is denying due process to foreign nationals here legally before ripping them from their families and deporting them. Do we really believe this regime will follow any sort of due process for American citizens before Trump tries to deport them? Call it what it is: fascism.

“IDEAS”

I haven’t read the whole internet tonight, but it seems like the 90 day tariff pause and the resulting irrational exuberance of the markets are getting a lot of attention, but I haven’t seen anybody pointing out that the markets are still down for the year. Dow -4%, S&P -7%, and the NASDAQ -11%.

In Shocking Move ... Nah, Nobody's Shocked Trump Paused His F*cking Tariffs www.wonkette.com/p/in-shockin... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

The man and his minions are stupid or lying, both are bad. (Speaking of minions, remember that Trump got many of his most genius tariffs ideas from his favorite econ crank Peter Navarro, who got them from “Ron Vara,” an imaginary “expert” he made up that is just an anagram of his last name. Really.)

This is the clearest explanation I gerrymandering I’ve ever seen.

Furious Elon Musk Demands Refund from Wisconsin

The supposed pro-growth Republican agenda that historically doesn’t come close to growing the economy like the Democratic agenda so abhorred by America’s corporate elite aside, what colossal dipshit thought it “would be executed in a clear way?” Answer: All of them…

Something flying under the radar (pun intended?) is the msg. that says, “…we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building…” How? That implies an asset on the ground. They’re dead, unless they’ve already escaped, thanks to Pistol Pete Hegseth.

Taking credit for President Biden’s accomplishments while trying to undo them. The infuriating part is that in many places, a sign like this will work. click.email.seattletimes.com?qs=9d7e0dbf5...

Chuck Schumer's Still Sure Chuck Schumer's Not The One Who F*cked Up Here open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

This sums up how I’m feeling right now. theoatmeal.com/comics/fligh...

How’s that sucking up to Tangerine Palpatine working out for you Jeff? apnews.com/article/amaz...

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