coping, seething, etc

This is next level.

I tell you wut…Jon is going to have a bad time working in the Pronoun mines I’m the commandant of during Woke 2.

Is Trump‘s obsession with Greenland: - a way to get his Epstein cover-up out of the headlines - part of a fascist tech billionaire plot to start feudal Network Cities - a big piece of real estate that he wants to own - a way to own the libs & the Europeans - a legacy concern The answer is: yes.

If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed. Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.

Look at this sick book I discovered. Just an immediate yes.

Fuck me up.

Fred Rogers testified constantly at congressional hearings advocating for children. What a fucking dunce.

“Look. You don’t strike the second tower overnight.”

If you change like three facts about her background, she basically is Fernando Mendoza and they made her apologize for daring to exist as a woman in space being herself bc she has A Past. Yet it was men who recognized her instantly so... I just keep on forgetting how much y'all really hate women.

The follow up question should be “When do you plan on gunning down multiple protesters à la Kent State? Is there an acceptable number of dead Americans?”

Hard pass on the He Man movie. I’ll just rewatch ‘Son of Zorn’

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Morty. Down here Morty. Look at me Morty. I’m a flag Morty.

Inaugural Board of Peace meeting is under way

The vast majority of elected Dems crave inhumane machinery as long as it is running quietly in the background.

Just researching famous helicopter crashes and rubbing an amulet. No reason.

There is a direct line between the IDF using Palestinian children as human shields, and ICE using 5 year olds as bait. That line is that the IDF trains ICE. That is what the training is in "they just need more training"

Imagine the equivalent federal officials and institutions doing this to a person accused of a crime in Canada. How would courts react? How would opposition politicians react? How would the media react? How would the public react?

I had no idea that loser was in this. Tepid interest now completely washed.

A beautiful shitpost left to die on the vine. Your finger hovering over the repost button of your own post currently sitting at 0/0/0. Devastating.

“We found a kid! What were we gonna do? Not use him as bait?”

LOL GET IT? BECAUSE THEY’RE SUCKING HIS PENIS WITH THIER MOUTHS. A GAY THING. THANKS GAVIN VERY HELPFUL.

considering “America” is a puritan fever dream forced onto both Indigenous and Black people and built on human trafficking, genocide, slavery, stolen land and the complete dehumanization of people who then had to fight (and still do) to have the same human rights as “Americans” 1/2

X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew

she mentions it in passing but look up 'Starlight Tours', this is a method Canadian police have used to kill indigenous men for decades

Deputize and rearm the USPS.

Yeah no shit the "rules based international order" is a lie, it always was, and those of us not in kindergarten always knew it. Carney built his whole career pretending it was real now he wants to play hero for saying it's not. Oh and his solution? "Suck it up, you fucks, this is gonna suck."

the oracle

"Nice Greenland you have there, it would be a shame if it got invaded." is a use of force.

I'm still thinking of the fact that Zohran Mamdani went on The View, said "abolish ICE" and then got a round of applause

Vaxxed?

Have they not switched to the gift jet yet?

Dear Jesus. I know I’m not like the best Christ guy or whatever. If you see fit to allow “it” to happen when I wake up tomorrow, I’ll give you all the money in my change jar. There’s a bunch of bills in there. Some US cash too.

Trump and Musk, Schumer and Jeffries aren't aberrations. They're sides of the same coin produced by our capitalist economic system and campaign finance-driven political system. Any system that elevates these guys has to go. All of it. Start over. This one failed. It destabilized the entire world.

If your device has a camera and connects to the internet, show it a gun or any cobbled together "Fallout 4" style weapon. Just leave it at that.

If my microwave asked me for a fiver because it reheated my food I would hit it with a hammer.

Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.

This is what you do when you’re running death camps

Chuckling at the people in the U.S. who consistently shit on people who live in "red" states... Well according to others in the world, the entire US is now a "red" state. Not so easy to overthrow authoritarians, is it?

🚨"I'm a nurse...my brown patients are choosing to stop chemo because they do not want to be abducted." -ICE protester tells JT Cestkowski about sick Minnesotans foregoing cancer treatment because of ICE terror. LIVE NOW ⬇️

You could rely on Trump I to do the "standing at a big knob labelled "racism" until the markets do better" But Trump II, Wall Street has more of a "Fuck it, we ball" mentality and that feels, bad?

Posters Madness as they call it.

The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:

replace rfk jr with this guy

You have to be belligerent with him on the third time. Polite. Then firm. Then…”Look, you dumb cunt, I told you I don’t fucking hand out the stupid awards. Now fuck off and get your diaper changed, you smell like shit.”

America getting the truck nutz it deserves.

I would pay any amount of money to have isolinear chip bays in my house. I want to be able to reroute power to my stove by reordering chips.

One harried junior ICE agent with a golf, stroke counter and a clipboard.