When we do Woke 2: Electric Cultural Revolution, it’s monster trucks and these fucking Kirk memorials.

lol. She was like “if the state wants to kill the guy I guess I’m cool with that.”

Why am I at work? Why hasn’t the rapture hit? I’m tired.

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

We’ve all been getting yelled at by the most dense, reactionary centrist “Vote Blue” dullards on this site for over a year over this shit. Harris has some of the worst political instincts I’ve ever seen. Like Dukakis, Jeb!, Starmer, the modern NDP. Absolutely cooked.

The word “autism” was first used to describe behavioral differences in children in 1911 but autism has been documented using available records going back to the 1700s (definitively) and further. Acetaminophen (Tylenol, paracetamol) was discovered in 1878 and first sold in the United States in 1950.

Recite the words Jimmy. Break the seals and return this world to the old gods.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. People desperately want to live a life of dignity. That’s the default setting of a person.

Who the fuck is like “We need the sharp business acumen of the former host of Entertainment Tonight Canada?” I once watched Ben on a red carpet hold the microphone opposite to who was speaking for an entire interview. I know it’s because his dad but, what a dolt. Real dullard of a man.

Donald Trump won’t see your posts but your friends who can’t pronounce “acetaminophen” will.

I did a deep-dive into Ben Mulroney's extracurricular activities: At the same time as Mulroney is filling-in as host of The West Block, he is also working for two registered lobby groups and as an adviser to several companies – some of whose CEOs he's interviewed on Global News 640 Toronto radio

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

We are going to die in the gutters with their boots on our necks.

just heard someone call stephen miller peewee german

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Melissa Lantsman’s newsletter on the Liberals recognizing a Palestinian sub-state is predictably unhinged.

No please, leave leftist icon Bill Maher alone, I would be so owned and triggered

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Canada and the UK formally "recognizing" the state of Palestine with massive terms and conditions that gives them no self determination is going to be the strongest example of the dangers of centrist attempts at appeasing everyone while appeasing no one; leading to the far right taking over

I think the misplay by Disney is that these people already own all the stuff back to VHS and McDonalds Magic Kingdom glasses. They sacrifice nothing when they boycott Disney. Their memory bomb shelter is WELL stocked.

I just said today we would get a lot done in this society if we abolished them and let’s get boat dealership owners too. MAGA base destroyed.

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Happy to fight alongside the Mickey Brigades in the fight against fascism.

I did not have Disney Adults doing more to resist fascism than the Democratic Party. A DA not doing Disney shit is like renouncing God, for a Christian.

One person familiar with the federal investigation told NBC News “thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups…Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive.”

This is what the 2nd amendment meant by the “right to bear arms.”

You’d have an easier time convincing an Evangelical Christian to accept trans people than to get a Disney Adult to let it go.

lol. 11 hours in and it’s only at 2.7k.

CHUD: “Yeah I’ll have a Mint Majesty tea with two honeys.” Starbucks barista: “Okay. What’s your name” CHUD: “Charlie.” Starbucks barista (2 min later) “Mint Majesty for Charlie. Have a nice day” CHUD: “Can I borrow a sharpie?”

Being a centrist grifter is too easy. Just take two completely unequal things and wrongly equate them as if they are exactly the same.

this is tobacco company "cigarettes are actually good for you; here's a cartoon Camel" level shit.

Linguistically speaking, what's happened to the word "woke," almost totally at the hands of white elites who've had the education to understand what they're doing, is a tragedy. It's literal vampire stuff.

Neera Tanden boosted him saying it too! The Democratic brain trust has CTE.

Conservatives are obsessed with paranoid fantasies about sicko service workers fucking with them because their entire ideology is based around abusing them, it’s like a class version of their fears of white genocide

Cocaine gave us so much. Cannon films. 70/80’s music. Tremendous MLB pitching performances.

Like if we had mechs. Like 50/50. In the deep jungle? Not at all.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

A message to Vince Gasparro, who has banned us from Canada, and our many fans there. 👇

Just a reminder...

Absolute bullshit www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Motherfucker just watched ‘The Abyss’

I love that in every photo of Kash Patel, not only does he seem surprised, but that he is discovering the concept of photography and worried it may be stealing his soul.

The entirety of the US government needs to be replaced whole cloth. It should be illegal to serve in the replacement if you were in the previous. No executive branch moving forward. There is a president but they just host bus tours of DC.

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.

If Will Stancil had been alive in Chile during Pinochet he'd be posting how we're all idiots for not volunteering to go to the soccer stadiums and introduce ourselves to military intelligence. "Who wouldn't want to take a helicopter ride? You children."