“Bitchfist” is actually the name of the ship, it’s a common misconception, *I* am Bitchfist’s Monster 👹

When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:

This is why I pay for journalism. Pretty shocking.

Fuck off, David. You’re Canadian and a war criminal. Eat shit.

i did not realize i’d inadvertently written the lede for patty’s headline

NY-10, my district, is the most Jewish congressional district in the country, w/about 25% of voters identifying as Jewish. And yet tonight the district threw out pro-Israel Rep. Dan Goldman, and elected Brad Lander, who calls Gaza a genocide and favors an cut-off of weapons to Israel, by 30+ pts. 1/

Elect one guy who doesn't want to be president as mayor of NYC and NY Democrats suddenly don't suck shit

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.

One of my "favorite" dumb Musk things is his deeply held belief that other people aren't real. One of his first moves after taking over Twitter was to try to fire "ghost employees," of which he thought they were many. He's a murderous bigot but he also thinks Fake People are robbing him blind.

He finally got his wall.

He’s choked about all the shit we’re talking. Keep going.

Antisemitism is structurally necessary to Elon Musk’s politics, because he is desperate to brand himself an insurgent against the powerful elite, but as the world’s first trillionaire, he needs a definition of “elite” not rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

Damn. Jimmy loves rapists and sex pests. Trump, Horatio Sanz, conor MacGregor. What a legacy he's gonna leave

The Battle of the Gullet was genuinely the best GoT action piece of all time. Queen level performance by Abi.

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be issuing a recall on the Pride month themed rainbow materia. We didn't know it would do that.

They're calling it the most predictable thing of all time

excuse me what

Under RFK Jr., cases of "Benjamin Buttons" disease is up 300%

A good chart to demonstrate you can't appease the racists. Immigration has already fallen off a cliff. (See also Canada.) They're mad at a fake thing. Changes don't make them less mad because it's just flat not real.

BREAKING NEWS: andy burnham has pulled the lever, killing one person on the tracks instead of five

“…no obvious blunders.” Mate, it was blunders all the way. A blundering thumb of a man.

Shotgun, arson, tyrannosaurus, vulva.

one thing i respect about the UK is they’ll choose a prime minister and then almost immediately turn around and be like “actually we fucked up, this guy sucks”

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers." me watching any Panthers game.

Y'all touched the stove today.

Update: Vandalized and torn down again!

We were all fed the same diet of "The free market is the best way to spend money. States just fuck it up by and never innovate which should be a crime. Corporations can only spend money wisely." This is the result.

this should be mandatory reading for the entire country

Baker: Like, yeah I can see it, what if we drench it with some frosting?” Baker 2: “That’ll fix it.” Baker 3: Licking lips and rubbing hands together. “It sure would.”

we need thousands more of this guy and thousands less of the kinds of guys we do have

My contribution.

I have lots of thoughts that would get me yelled at on this site but I somehow keep those ones to myself. This option is available to all of you as well.

We don’t have to post every thought. I implore some of you to study meditation and learn how to acknowledge a thought, to observe it and then let it pass by without posting it.

It’s not even a generational thing, but if you read this sentence to me I just hear white noise. How it must be when I talk to my dogs. Sure. Those are sounds I guess.

jesus tapdancing christ dude. jesus, mary, and chain what are they doing over there

Guys, check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detectors.

I’m not entirely sure, but I think this crab joint in Calgary made their logo in the image of Krabby Cakes from Clone High.

Congrats on one of the most feckless (with the exception of its craven and cruel trans policies) governments to ever exist. A path of cynical destruction, clearing the path for Nigel Farage.

Lots of people watched it I reckon but it didn’t drive growth with new subscribers. That or people didn’t just binge watch it, thought they could watch a couple episodes at a time.

Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike I feel sick

The remake of just one of the movies she starred in made over a billion dollars last year alone, and she still died in poverty from an extremely preventable infection. We need universal healthcare or we don’t have basic human rights.