Rad. I can’t believe I’ll heat my home with the brain waves of these dipshits…FROM SPACE!!!

If you start saying “Candyman” into a bathroom mirror I will throat punch you.

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

Temu Joe Pantoliano

The sales guy at a Boca Raton budget retirement home that’s about to traffic your Nona into white slavery.

Were they tipped off by the fact that trans athletes weren't a problem for all of human history until conservatives started purchasing every major media institution in 2013 or so

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Counterpoint: fuck all y’all.

Look at the cum gutters on Lee Adama…but it’s Battlestar so like fuck is frak…so check out the cak gutters on Lee Adama.

“What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every Dave and Busters, paint ball course, Poodle Room VIP area, Wingstop, Hooters, NHL playoff game and cigar bar in that area.”

Sorry guys he called it

You’re all fucking ridiculous with this shit.

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

Middle age fucks actually. 3 1/2 pints and a 20 mg edible is doing it for me.

The demon spirit of Jimmy Savile has inhabited this man’s body. No wonder he needs Jesus.

We are absolutely at the pitchfork and torches stage of AI discourse. A cursed technology created by absolute dorks for the most evil of purposes.

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

The beautiful game.

This is an incredible tweet.

Holy shit…like God has judged your industry and he’s going Old Testament.

Will Jake Tappers tote bags be strong enough to weather Trumps withering attacks?

Under no circumstances can Sean Hannity be allowed to possess a nuclear weapon.

I revisited this decades later and was genuinely delighted to realize Bryan Cranston had an anime dub career.

This is the most American image in history.

Fascists cant be shamed. They arent committed to rules & institutions. When they overturn them there is no cognitive dissonance. A political strategy aimed at calling them out wont stop them, because the problem is not that they're inconsistent.

These are not funny and make zero sense and are somehow deeply British. There's an LLM they trained on heavily degraded VHS tapes of 'Are You Being Served' powered by GPU's cooled with Boddingtons.

whoever still thinks this website is better than twitter for some reason- a woman made friends with too many starving palestinians so liberals fitted her up as a criminal and hounded her off the website. that's your 'progressive social media' dream bestie

The Dems on a national basis chose, of their own free will to ignore the internal polling that said "Boy, people seem to be mad at us for a number of reasons, with Gaza being up top." They then chose to tell Tim Walz to knock off the "weird" talk and parade Liz and Dick Cheney around. They lost.

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

If you have to go back and redo a movie from 8 years ago to make the new one work, narratively you are fucking up.

For people who don't get how weird this is: Jesse Brown used to host the biggest progressive podcast network in Canada

What did some of you think the phrase “no one is free until we all are” meant exactly? The right has a checklist and we’re all on it.

Is there any reason why we don’t get royalty payments from the use of our data other than that the tech industry would be bankrupted almost immediately? We’re all still producing a ton of value for these companies while stuck sending out hundreds of job applications for nothing.

Kenneth-ass looking motherfucker.

Daisy Ridley 🫡🫡🫡🫡

anything Jared Leto was cast in should have been played by that Gaius Baltar actor (James Callis). same age and maybe I'm not supposed to say this but look that's clearly the same guy

An orange beat an apple at being orange juice. Great work, CNN!

5 bucks says he reads from the Necronimicon.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

The first weekend fucked.

kash patel meeting with his security detail

Good thing the wind was blowing West. It was ‘A Salute to Wood-chippers and Threshers’ on the East endzone.

for those who missed it, here's the reason behind Melania's batshit crazy "press conference." Surprise: Melania is a liar. apple.news/AsZ7RsmlqTB6...