I just heard the beat from “All Caps” by Madvillain in an ad for a large language model and it made me feel sad for a lot of reasons!

🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT🚨 At LaGuardia Airport, there are several rumored and one confirmed ICE arrest of domestic travelers. If you are at risk of detention or not sure, exercise caution while traveling. Make a safety plan in case of detention and consult an immigration attorney.

many people feel like they're talking to a real person when they talk to their goldfish. they aren't right, but they're more right than this.

Horrific. Being done with our tax dollars and in our name.

ha ha it appears they've edited the headline to remove the phrase "device hoarding" www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...

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1. EXCLUSIVE Musk’s xAI has secretly built its AI supercomputer, Collusus, using Chinese-made transformers, a security risk that leaves it vulnerable to espionage or sabotage The use of Chinese components was previously unreported Collusus performs sensitive work for the U.S. military

When the Star Wars debates start

Only an asshole would make a machine that kills hundreds of trees every time you use it just to make fun of people.

I know I’m a weirdo but I love flying out of Logan Airport so much. Terminal B is my BOO. It’s so chill in here. I be having whole convos with the TSA people. The bartender is like “your usual?” A whole vibe.

I'm making double that and looking for a house and... well... look, you might want to sit down because I have news that's not great...

This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.

Not me the week of Thanksgiving waiting to pick up a one-way rental from Hertz 👀

Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????

Woke 2 shows up at Game Day. #starbucksboycott

Why is bamboo in this feed I'm confused.

There are plenty of conservative Black folks in this country, and there would be a whole lot more Black Republicans if the party weren’t so damn racist! It really is that simple.

Stochastic terrorism.

Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.

MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.

Good.

Far more truth in this piece than I wish there was

brutal but accurate (amusingly, though, this does not carry over to everyone who watched Better Call Saul, all of whom would have run through a brick wall for Kim)

he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that

Well… I guess I can talk about this now… I may or may not have recently taken a trip to Bungie…

What if the newspaper of record did not actively try to destroy our lives 🌈

“Sooner or later, one has to take sides, if one is to remain human.” —Graham Greene, The Quiet American

The president shouldn't call for the execution of members of Congress

It’s been amazingly helpful for our family--my mother-in-law doesn’t speak a ton of English, but whistles she understands.

Ok, this shit ain't funny anymore.

Impeach and remove. Now.

This might seem simple or dumb, but it's effective and it's how to fight these bastards.

Baby's first ~mixed review~

A New Yorker lands in Las Vegas ::checks hotel distance from airport:: Ohh, 1.5 miles. I could walk it.

The AI Bubble Is Bigger Than You Think prospect.org/2025/11/19/a...

Chat is this a good place to be for a party in power

This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...

What the hell, let's give it a shot: www.meetup.com/austin-midli...

“talking to Copilot in Windows 11 is an exercise in pure frustration — a stark reminder that the reality of AI is nowhere close to the hype.” www.theverge.com/report/82244...

Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.

🤔

they murdered him and cut him up with a bone saw

Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.

Remember Jamal Khashoggi.

Because of the Cloudflare issue, I had to insert a fairly simple piece of Python code to work around the issue. Since claude.ai and ChatGPT are down because of the same issue, I had to write it myself, which was like trying to remember a phone number you haven't dialed manually for years.

Authoritarianism arrives with emails like this. The masked brute squad may or may not accost you later, be sure to carry your papers.

Really ties all the threads together, this one