My name’s Stede. I'll be your robber here today!

Everybody Scream Aus tour when?

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But seriously. We are back! Next week we start shooting #bbcghosts the movie! Huge excitement in the camp, lots of splendid people joining us.

I'm going to cry!

How many Greg presale tickets were released? It said I was 24th in the queue before it had even opened and I still couldn't get anyyyyyy

I haven't watched Pluribus yet but I can recommend short-lived but beloved pirate TV show, Our Flag Means Death 💜

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

good news, despite the poor ratings the network execs green-lit another season of my posts

THIS! How do they feel nothing?

Trigger Warning: SA, mental health I've been in a really bad state since those files have been everywhere. Not trying to make it about me, I am just not coping with this being our reality. Things were bad enough before but fuck. Now my algorithms on different socials are getting so weird 1/?

I've always been too scared to participate in the Stands things but I think this would definitely help!

Conathan never beating the koala bear allegations (via samba's if stories)

Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.

genuinely stunning image

My hair matches the Crew tee 🥹

I have strong feelings about this.

Me and my good friend Greg

friendly reminder that if you've signed this only once, you can sign it again (every few months). i've signed it like 4 times fraud harder ppl let's GO 👏 www.change.org/p/save-our-f...

a very normal morning feeling very normal emotions

We’re in Chicago

We’re in Chicago.

Uh, ya, well, uhh I dunno, um I used escargot tongs and a melon spoon to eat a f u c k i n g prawn!

Love has no gender🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Love is love❤️ love you all🤍 Merry Merry⭐️✨

Who up harking with their herald angels

don't forget to leave condoms and lube out for edward teach tonight

don’t forget to leave yaoi on the windowsill for santa tonight !!

“Thinking woman’s crumpet” - Sam Campbell on Matt Baynton 😘👌🏻

Finally watched CoC 4 and I don't need anything else for Christmas now 🥰

Still can't access my messages and I'm probably not going to do anything about it, soz. So just publicly tell me you love me, you'll be fine 💗

Is it normal to have dreams about MySpace because I'm getting a little concerned at how many times it's happened.

MERRY CHRISTMAS I GUESS

None of my other social media accounts have been affected by the new laws. I'm 37. Too funny.

It's that time again.

I had been wondering "fuck just new taskmaster when?" bskyinsights.com

It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄 Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.

Love you Con O'Neill at Jaws exhibition.

why is it called taskmaster and not daddy longlegs

I am struggling to be online at the moment. I just can't concentrate. But I appreciate you all 💖

“Alexa. Play mambo number 5” #taskmaster #gregdavies

They lost but that's okay, I just got maybe too excited too early with the champers.

I want to marry the latest Taskmaster episode.

rhys darby and alex horne have started following each other on insta and alex follows very few people i am quite literally begging the universe

Little Alex Horne:

My team is in the AFL Grand Final so now I care about sports again 🐱

I was crying with laughter and crying because I was so uncomfortable. I would rather die than taste wet teeth and a hairy stapler 😭

I don't know wtf Beano is but first picture is so hot 🔥

It's nearly new Taskmaster time and I am going to explode.

I forgot how to talk to people again.